What the Hell by Avril Lavigne

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"Soul," Maka grumbled as she found his cell phone sitting on the kitchen counter. He had already left to go play basketball with some other male weapons. No matter how many times she told him.

She would take it to him since it was only a short walk away to the court.

Soon she was rounding the corner building that was next to the cement field. The cement wall disappeared to chain linked fencing were she could see Soul and three other guys passing and bouncing an orange ball.

Maka opened her mouth to yell for him.

"Dude I banged this girl last night who gave me a bj while we were still in the car," a brown curly haired guy bragged as he dribbled.

"Nice," a taller guy praised as he stole the ball and went to dunk.

A darker skinned male blocked the ball. "My girlfriend is ok with me watching porn. She even likes us to watch it together while we have sex." He passed the ball to his team mate, who was Soul.

Soul jumped from the outer rim and shot the ball into the net.

"So how bout your girl Soul?" The curly haired one asked.

"Maka?"

"Yeah, do you guys have any crazy sex?"

Maka gaped and blushed profusely at such an outright question.

Soul Eater Evans you better not answer that! she thought.

"Naw, Maka's not like that. She's more of a calm and boring-traditional-sex type," he answered.

Was that how he felt? She was boring during sex?

Maka's temper rose.

Well...Well she would prove him absolutely wrong!

With that in mind Maka stomped off.

...

"I'm home Maka!" she heard Soul called into the apartment.

Maka took a look in the mirror to give a final pep talk.

"You got rid of Blair, your wearing the lingerie you bought, you can do this," Maka told herself and nodded.

"In the bedroom!" Maka called out to him from inside the bathroom. "Can you come here for a minute?"

She waited anxiously as his footsteps came closer. "Whats up?" he asked he stepped into the bedroom.

"Just relax on the bed, I need your opinion on this...new look," she concluded.

The bed springs creaked for a moment as Soul, no doubt, flopped onto the bed back first in his dirty clothes.

Maka put a pin in that thought to nag him about later.

She took a deep breath then exited the bathroom keeping her hands behind her back. "What do you think?"

Soul rolled onto his side to look at Maka. She watched as Soul's calm eyes went wide as he took in her outfit.

A black lingerie corset that pushed what breasts she had together and up to exaggerate their size. A pair of black stockings were connected to the corset with mini suspenders. Throughout the corset their was a red ribbon and in the top of the stockings were red bows. The pair of black velvet heels made her soft shaven legs look even longer and sexy.

"W-well?" Maka fought to keep her voice firm and steady.

"When did you...um, buy that?" Soul gulped.

She sauntered over to the bed making sure to swing her hips.

"Just a ah, spur of the moment purchase," she answered nonchalantly. It hadn't been a lie after all.

She moved to the foot of the bed and placed on a knee on the mattress. "Do you...like it?" She started to crawl up between his legs.

Soul's eyes darted from her chest to her eyes, to her legs. Maka thought they were going to pop out of his head in a minute. Which only boosted her ego to go further. She moved further until she came face to face with him.

"Soul," she whispered and put her lips down to his for a kiss.

As she distracted him, her hands intertwined with his and moved them up above his head. Holding them up with one hand she reached behind her, under the corset, and pulled out a pair of fuzzy cheetah print handcuffs. Hooking the chain behind one of the metal bars of the back board. At the same time her tongue slipped into his mouth she latched the coughs onto his wrist.

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Soul jerked and looked at the cuffs. "What the hell..." He tugged on them to test the strength before turning back to her. "Maka what are you doing?"

She straddled his waist and smiled. "What do you mean?"

Her hands traveled under his shirt. Everywhere she touched was warm. But this was weird right? A huge change in personality for Maka. The lingerie. The handcuffs.

Maka leaned her face down. "All I want...is to mess around."

Her mouth caressed his lips gently. They always reminded Soul of flower petals. The kiss became more passionate and rough as she pushed against him. He flinched when she bit his bottom lip.

He wanted to touch her so badly. Feel her skin and pull her down on top of him.

"Maka, take these off," he growled.

"Hm," she acted like he was thinking about it. She place an open hand on the crotch of his basketball shorts. "No."

Her hand began moving up and down in that area. All Soul could do was watch mesmerized. Her face was flushed a bright red from embarrassment! Why was she acting like this?

She pulled down his shorts. Leaving kisses from his stomache down to the waist of his boxers.

"Stop messing with my head," he demanded.

"But...I'm having too much fun."

She avoided his eye contact stroked his member with her hand. "You're getting hard soul."

Soul had to work through all the pleasure to regain his sanity for what he was about to say.

"Maka. Stop. Why are you doing this?"

She finally met his gaze and she looked...angry. "Don't you like it?"

"I do but..."

"But what? Is it too "boring-traditional-sex" for you?" She straightened her back, returning to the straddling position.

Soul's eyebrows pulled together. "Where did you-wait were you spying on me?!"

Maka crossed her arms and looked away from him. "You forgot your cell phone so I went to bring it to you and heard you and your friends talking. And you said how boring I was in bed." Her face fell and tears started building up in her eyes.

"It was guy talk Maka. Those guys have no sense. I said what I said because what we do is private. Plus, I know you would have gotten mad anyways."

Maka scowled.

"Hey, look at me," he said gently to get her attention. Her emerald eyes stared at him. "You're mine, I don't want anyone to know hoe cool you really are or they might try to steal you away." He smirked at the tear that fell down her cheek.

"I'm sorry Soul," she whispered leaning down to hug him.

"Me too. I wish you hadn't heard that." He looked at the cuffs. "Can you get these things off now?"

Maka nodded and reached into her cleavage to pull out a key. there was a click, then Soul's hands were free.

He pulled her down to his chest and held her tight. "On the upside, you look sexy as hell."

She smiled with a light blush staining her cheeks. "Really?"

"So there's no reason to waste it." He moved a hand down to rest on her rear.

They met for a kiss that turned hungry fast.

Maka went to move on her side but Soul kept her still.

"Stay on top," he whispered the order in her ear.

Keeping the kiss going Soul pulled her panties down, then went back to that place to rub. Keeping his other hand on her waist. He felt her shiver at his touch and it was so arousing. He used his middle finger to rup between her until his fingers were wet with her juices.

"Ah!" Maka gasped at the sensation.

"How you gasp..." he moved to pull down his boxers. He stopped rubbing to navigate his member into her. She was wet and tight.

"Soul," she moaned wincing as he slid in.

"How you moan..." he let out a sigh of pleasure. "Are erotic enough for me." He filled her completely and was ready to rock her body.

"Soul, wait."

He stopped and looked at her with concern. "What's wrong?

"You..you really stink," she blurted out.

There was a dead silence.

Soul broke out laughing. "That didn't bother you five minutes ago?"

"I was holding my breathe a lot," Maka answered bashfully.

"Guess I'll go take a shower." He removed himself, disappointed at how cold it was compared to being inside her, and rolled off the bed to head to the bathroom with a hard on.

He was stopped by something holding his shirt. Turning around Maka met his gaze with a scowl.

"I could...I could join you," she mumbled. Her lips pushed out in a pout and her arms were squeezed together making her breasts come out of the corset.

Soul stopped having nose bleeds a long time ago but he felt like there was one coming on right now.

Looking so cute and saying something like that... Geez. Just being herself was more than he could handle.

He turned his head to hide his blush. "S-sure."

Missing the smile on Maka's lips as she trailed behind him.

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Later when they were washed up and snuggled up in bed Maka turned to Soul to ask a question with a sleepy gaze.

"Soul..."

"Yeah Maka?" he asked with closed eyes.

"You don't talk to Black Star about this stuff do you?"

"..."

Maka opened her eyes. "Soul?" she persisted.

He made fake snoring sounds like he was asleep.

"Soul Eater Evans!"

Shit...he cursed.

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AN: Update. Now ladies guys don't always talk so causally about sex but it comes up quite often. I've hung out with guy friends and they did not care one bit I was there when they were talking about their sex experiences lol But I haven't got embarrassed from sex talk in awhile, kinda used to hearing it from guys and girls.

For: angel meister , I apologize it was not a full on lemon because I just needed the humor and fluff factor in there DX. I still hope you like it though? If you don't/do please tell me in a review!

Everyone else please enjoy as well! :D More updates coming soon hopefully.