A/N: Re-uploaded and still unedited. I say if your crappy pornos can stay up, so can this.

Sniper being gay and a rapist, and also the bottom boy in most of his sexual encounters, was extremely horny. Unfortunately, Spysama was nowhere to be found. That Frenchman knew how to massage Sniper's prostate which isn't really like a G-Spot but who cares with his love snake. Sniper lost most of his dildos to Scout. That boy was such a horny little bastard. Sniper's johnson oozed of sticky stuff just thinking about the young boy, who actually was an adult not a teenager. The two regularly had sex, and sometimes even a threesome with Spy. It was amazing how Sniper's rectum could handle two rods at once.

Anyways, Sniper smelt of piss because of his huge collection of piss. He had a sick fetish for seeing his teammates dosed in his fluids. Most of them became enraged when he did this and beat the shit out of him. He had a fetish for this. He made sure Spy whipped him regularly. Sniper also loved to hear talk French, even though he thought the language was so fucking stupid. People were considers mongs who talked through their nose.

Right, Sniper was horny and wanted to feel the flesh of another man. He remembered telling Spy to piss in one of his jars. Sniper kept it on a shelf. He took it down and got an erection just from looking at it. It was so beautiful. Sniper had a sudden urge he never had before. Since Spy was nowhere to be found, and Sniper was horny, he had to improvise. Sniper wanted to shove the whole bottle of Spy's piss into his ass. And he did just that.

It was hard to get the jar in at first, but Sniper used his saliva as lubricant. It's not really a good lubricant but in Sniper's world it's just like Vaseline. Normally an endeavor such as this would be painful, but Sniper enjoyed having the jar tear open his anus now bleeding a bit. He managed to insert the whole jar into his chocolate starfish. Then, something amazing happened. The jar cracked, and you know what? Sniper's life will never be the same.

No really, blood was now gushing out of his balloon knot. What a terrible thing but the blood coalesced with Spy's exotic fluids. The glass of the jar also managed to puncture his prostate. This caused him to have the biggest ejaculation he had in his whole life. There was blood in his cum, but he didn't notice it. The blood was still seeping from his glory hole and he was becoming very very lightheaded. He had mistaken it for a mindblowingly huge orgasm, just like his many other encounters where he must have been drugged or transposed with some girl with bizarre sexual fantasies.

Sniper was going to die and Spy was going to have sex with his cadaver. Fortunately by the powers of bringing back to life by writing shittily, he would once again be having sex with the Spy and Scout. But for now, everyone will remember him as the faggot who shoved a jar of piss up his ass and died.