A/N: Might turn this into multiple parts. Haven't fully decided. I'm enjoying these random interludes in their lives :)

He's not sure how it happened, but somewhere between his childlike love of Disney (and Harry Potter) and his love of Beca, he finds himself trapped between Stacie and Fat Amy on the Bellas bus, staring at Beca on the other side of the aisle with a look of shock and horror on his face. Benji is sitting next to Beca, his eyes glued to the cars driving next to the bus. Neither of them signed up for this part of the trip.

"If you can get your leg behind your head, you have great access," Stacie is explaining to Jesse. "Really, you guys just have to try it."

"It's also great for dingo wrestling," Fat Amy adds. "I can show you if you want," she says as she starts to stand up.

"No. No I'm okay, thanks." Jesse has given up trying to move seats at this point. They're only halfway to Florida and Cynthia Rose is now driving. Only another four hours to go. He could do this.

"Though I guess a lot of it is angle. I mean, how big are you anyway? That might have an effect." Stacie stares at Jesse, waiting for him to answer.

"You're joking, right?" Jesse's eyes are wide as saucers and he hears Beca sputtering.

"Dude. Inappropriate!" She calls out.

Benji's face is pressed against the window. Jesse is sure Benji's face is probably on fire. Actually, his probably is, too.

"There's nothing to be ashamed of, Jesse. We're all friends here," Stacie reassures him. Jesse looks around the bus, searching for someone to make this stop. Beca tried hours ago and has since given up. The others all either pretending to ignore his pleading looks or are enjoying his discomfort. Chloe's grinning at him like a damn Cheshire cat.

"Yeah, like Bumper-" Fat Amy starts to say, but Jesse's yell of "Kill me now!" as he curls into a ball stops her mid sentence. "Wow, over dramatic much?" she mutters.

"The average size of the guys I'm with is at least-" and Stacie can't finish her statement either because Jesse covers his ears and starts singing loudly, "The wheels on the bus go round and round."

"Oh! Are we doing a round?" Fat Amy asks as she joins in after Jesse.

And suddenly, half the bus is singing the damn nursery song.

Visiting Disney and Universal Studios better be worth it.

.. : ..

It's sometime after "Jesse's episode", as Fat Amy calls it, and Benji's resorted to magic tricks. The girls are applauding as he presents an egg from behind Chloe's ear.

"And now for my final trick," Benji says as he shows the girls his cape looking flat and empty. Jesse perks up from the back of the bus (having escaped Fat Amy and Stacie for the time being), slightly dislodging Beca as her head was resting against his shoulder.

"Wait. Benji. You didn't-" but then there's a pigeon flying around the bus and the girls are screaming.

.. : ..

They're at a rest stop two hours away from their hotel. Jessica is in the bathroom cleaning pigeon poop off her and Benji is apologizing profusely to the girls. "I thought he went to the bathroom before we got onto the bus," Jesse hears him explain. He slaps himself on the forehead and Beca pats his back.

"Why did you agree to come with us again?" Beca asks.

"I don't know. There were all these girls and they were promising me fun and Disney and Harry Potter and I just said yes. The logical part of my brain was overridden by poor decision making skills," Jesse mutters. "It's hard to turn down that many pleading women, Beca. You have to understand."

She rolls her eyes so hard her head hurts. "Then you deserve this. This week just started, you know."

He hangs his head in shame. "I know. But I was promised Disney and Harry Potter!"

Beca just shakes her head at him.

.. : ..

Jesse initially thought that splitting a unit with everyone would be a great idea. And it was. From a cost perspective. But then he got to the unit with its three bedrooms and ten people (eight of which were female), he was not so sure he made the right decision.

He's definitely regretting the decision when he wakes up in the middle of the night and finds Lilly staring at him on his side of the bed and Beca nowhere to be found. He shrieks and falls off the bed, waking Benji up in the process. Lilly just as quickly disappears out of thin air (he swears) as Beca runs into the room, asking him why he's on the floor. Benji sits up in the bed next to theirs, switching on the bedside lamp.

"Lilly. She was here. Scared the shit out of me," Jesse explains as he gets up off the floor and crawls into bed.

"Oh. She does that." And that's the only explanation Beca gives as climbs in next to Jesse. Benji glances around the room worriedly. "Don't worry. She'll leave you alone. Probably, "Beca says to him.

Jesse shrugs as Benji switches off the light.

He hears Benji yell an hour later.