*In Bad-Anon*

Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it must be nice to be-

Turbo (popping up from behind Ralph): TURBO-TASTIC!

Ralph (startled): What the-? (He whips around and sees Turbo standing there grinning. The rest of the villains are cracking up)

Director (from off-set): Turbo! Get outta here! CUT!

*In the tall building where the medal is kept in Hero's Duty.*

(Ralph is stepping over Cybug eggs. Suddenly he trips and his foot comes down hard on one of them, but instead of breaking, it lets out a loud honking noise like a dog's squeaky toy. Ralph looks at the camera an raises one eyebrow.)

Director: CUT!

*Ralph climbing the candy tree*

Vanellope: Whatcha doin'?

Ralph: Just some routine candy-tree trimming. You might wanna stand back. In fact, this whole area's technically clo- (His hand slips on a branch, which flies up and smacks him in the face. Vanellope dissolves into giggles)

Director: CUT!

*Felix and Calhoun walking through the candy forest*

Calhoun: So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker? Why'd he go AWOL?

Felix: I wish I knew, ma'am. He was acting all-

Turbo (running past them): TURBO-TASTIC!

(Felix just about jumps out of his skin)

Director: CUT! Seriously Turbo?

*Sour Bill is standing with the microphone in front of the curtain*

Sour Bill: All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.

(King Candy jumps out from behind the curtain and flings his arms into the air, accidentally whacking Sour Bill over the edge of the tower)

King Candy (looking down after him): Whoopsies...

Director: CUT!

*Calhoun is hanging from a vine over the Cybug's den*

Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is-

Turbo (peeking over the edge of the hole): TURBO-TASTIC!

Calhoun: Argh! Alright, you asked for it! (she climbs up the vine, tackles him playfully to the ground, and starts tickling him relentlessly)

Turbo (trying to block her hands): HAHAHA stop it stop it gaahahahahaha!

Director: CUT!

*Vanellope drives toward the mouth of the cave after glitching to escape Turbo*

Vanellope: Sweet mother of monkey milk, I d-AAAAAH!

(The cybug that was supposed to come down and eat Turbo comes down early, swallowing Vanellope instead)

Vanellope (from inside the bug): Well, this is awkward.