Notes: rya-fire1 requested Men of Letters, Ooo-shiny requested Charlie hacking in, and JanusTheUnlucky7 requested Dorothy.

I'm sorry, but I'm a major Darlie shipper, so that obvious happened here. Not in a crazy amount, but just a little bit. Sorry...

Also there's a lil Destiel...

Men of Letters

The Men of Letters are an extinct species, who were very docile and reclusive in life. They, unlike hunters, were not much for fighting, and instead opted for burying themselves in the ground and reading all day. The poor souls met a gruesome end in 1958, when they were murdered by Abaddon. God bless.

DEAN

Dean, the Men of Letters were not "docile," and they didn't hide away from danger. In a lot of ways, they're way better than hunters. They've got information about everything that has ever been or ever will be, they've got resources galore, and they have a bunker that's basically the safest place on earth. Unlike hunters, they're actually prepared.

SAM

Yeah? Were they prepared for Abaddon? Apparently not, because they're all dead. Case closed.

DEAN

By that logic, we're the worst hunters on earth. How many times have we died again? I've lost count.

SAM

Well Dean has died—

CASTIEL

It was rhetorical, Cas. Seriously, though, those guys are not better than hunters. We actually go out and get stuff done. We're productive. Those men just sit around and write notes about it.

DEAN

To help in future situations. They need to document everything in case any information needs to be used later on. If I remember correctly, Dad did the same thing and it helped our asses on more than one occasion.

SAM

Yeah, but Dad was different… These guys are just… Um…

DEAN

Step aside, nerds, it's time to get schooled. Firstly, I'm going to have to ask you to stop saying "those guys," because the Men of Letters were an all-gendered society. Abaddon's vessel? She was a Woman of Letters. Secondly, I'm going to have to agree with Sam here, so sorry Dean. The Men of Letters were pretty awesome, and they've got all the fancy bells and whistles that come with a pretty package. The technology itself is enough to make the society better than hunters.

QU33N0F0Z

Uh… Thanks, but who are… Wait. Queen of Oz? Charlie?

SAM

What up, bitches? Sorry about the name. I'm used to putting in usernames on video games. And sorry it took me so long to get here. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find WiFi in Oz.

CHARLIE

Charlie Bradbury? I've heard quite a lot about you. It's nice to finally meet you.

CASTIEL

Castiel! It's about time I get to meet you. I feel like Dean's mom, and he's finally brought home his boyfriend to meet the family. I've heard so much about you. Plus, I've read all the Supernatural books, so I have an extensive knowledge of pretty much everything about you.

CHARLIE

Um… Thanks?

CASTIEL

Is this going through? Do I just press enter? Let me try.

Hey it worked!

DOROTHY

Oh, you brought your little friend, too. How's it going in the land of Oz, anyway?

DEAN

It's great! We're kicking some ass, per usual.

CHARLIE

I expected nothing less.

DEAN

And I wouldn't say we were friends… Partners, maybe. Not in crime, though…

CHARLIE

Again, I expected nothing less.

DEAN

Hey, it's great to hear from you and all, but back to the topic at hand… Dorothy, your dad was in the Men of Letters, right?

SAM

Yeah, he was. I wasn't too happy about it at first, to be honest, but it grew on me. They weren't as completely useless as I first thought.

DOROTHY

That's how I feel about the Winchesters.

CASTIEL

Ooh, shots have been fired.

CHARLIE

Shut up. Charlie, maybe it's time that you and your girlfriend go off and prance about in Oz again, hm? Pet some of those flying monkeys for me, will you?

DEAN

Boy, if you try to pet one of those "flying monkeys" your hand is going to be torn off and eaten, leaving you with nothing but a bloody stump. And if you think all we do over here is "prance about," I think I'd like to introduce you to some of the things we see on a daily basis. They put your monsters to shame.

So maybe it's time you, your brother, and your boyfriend go off and prance about on the road again, hm? Pet some of those skinwalkers for me, will you?

DOROTHY

Ooh, more shots have been fired.

SAM

You all suck.

DEAN

Notes: Also, I know I don't frequently reply to reviews (I need to get better at that), but I want you all to know I read them with great glee and squeal every time I get one. And I write down all of your requests, too, so even if I don't confirm with you that I did it, I promise I did it. Thank you! :)