Daisy and Luigi strolled around the small gazebo, chatting idly. Daisy spoke quietly, mostly because her corsets made it almost impossible to breath. Luigi spoke quietly as well, but it was because of his nature. He had always been quiet, even when Daisy knew him as a child.

Daisy sighed as she looked over at her timid boyfriend, if you could call him a boyfriend. He never touched her, never kissed her, and barely looked her in the eye. Daisy was usually so bored around him that she could almost fall asleep (she did once, but that's another story).

"So… what do you want t-to talk about?" asked Luigi, glancing over at Daisy, and noticing that her eyes seemed to be slowly closing.

"Huh? Oh, um… How about a scary story?" said Daisy breathlessly. The humidity and her corsets were getting to her.

"Well, I usually don't listen to sc-scary stories. They scare me."

"Gee, do you think that's the point?" snapped Daisy, rolling her eyes.

"Oh, well, I g-g-guess you're right…" stammered Luigi, taken aback by her ferocity.

"Then I'll tell one. It's about a monster called 'Herobrine'. I read about him in a miner's book."

"You know how to read?" asked Luigi, astonished that a woman would know how to read.

"Um, yes…"

"I'm w-working on the primer for Toadsworth." said Luigi, eager to impress Daisy.

"Really? I'm reading Tolkien…"

"Who's that?"

"Oh, he's the author of the documentaries about Middle Earth. My friend Eowyn from Rohan told me about his movies- apparently she and the others were in it. "

Daisy was surprised at how… unknowledgeable Luigi was. She knew he was A LOT dumber than she was, and she meant A LOT, but the fact that he was still reading things like Suess… That was a bit odd. Suddenly, Daisy just wanted to leave.

"Oh, I'm feeling faint…." she murmured, falling into Luigi's side.

Luigi stumbled over, and suddenly, Daisy had fallen on top of him. Laying on top of each other, Daisy felt that Luigi was just a bony boy. He was skinny as anything, but his heart was going like a scared rabbits'.

Meanwhile, Luigi was INCREDIBLY turned on by Daisy lying on top of him. God, he knew she was gorgeous… only two minutes ago, he had been sure that Daisy felt nothing for him. But now that she had purposely fallen on top of him, he knew she felt the same way.

So he got very, very confident.

Daisy gasped as Luigi turned her over so she was facing him. Suddenly, he pulled her face to his and kissed her. Or rather, he tried. He was a terrible kisser. Not that Daisy knew anything about kissing boys, right?

Daisy couldn't believe this was happening. But she knew she couldn't let him kiss her. So she brought her leg back behind her, so it was up in the air, and suddenly swung her knee into Luigi's crotch.

"YEEEEOOOOWW!" shrieked Luigi, about three octaves higher than Daisy could ever sing in her failed attempt to be a singer.

Daisy laughed hysterically while Luigi hopped up and ran out of the gazebo, clutching his privates and squealing. Every time Daisy tried to stop laughing, she heard him screaming and started up again. No, Luigi wouldn't try to kiss Daisy ever again!

Daisy closed her eyes and continued laughing. She was very pleased with herself. That is, until her father slowly walked into the gazebo, Luigi standing next to him, teary eyed and wincing, still clutching his crotch.

"Daisy, what is this all about?" asked the booming voice of the King of Sarasaland.