Chapter 1

Brittany's Pov:

Hey, girls? You know that things you get every month. What do you call it? Your monthly visitor? Anyway, I don't get that. I have this condition that gave me a male organ. It's not bad but it's not always pleasant. I'm 22 years old and I live alone currently looking for a roommate. Life is pretty good.

As I left my house to hang up flyers about looking for a roommate preferably a girl, 20-26 years old and loves cats. Mr. T is my cat and he is my whole world, so if someone didn't like cats that would be a big no-no.

I decided to start putting them up at the near by cafe. I come here all the time so the manager knows me pretty well. Plus, my best friend Quinn works here.

"Hey Britt-Britt. What are you doing here?" We aren't going out for lunch for another hour." She asked confused.

"I know. I'm hanging up flyers for a roommate remember?" I answered while hanging up the first flyer.

"Oh, yeah sorry." She said. "Do you want anything while your here?" She asked.

I bit my lip thinking. I nodded my head and looked above her head at the menu. It took me about a minute before I knew what I wanted. I hate getting the same thing more than once. "Yeah, I'll just take the Carmel Cappuccino."

She smiled and turned around to make my order. I moved to the side so, I wouldn't hold up the line. I started to play with the loose string on my navy blue sweater that I was wearing when she called my name. I reached to the side to grab my coffee when someone was reaching for there's and I gasped when it tilted back and spilled all over her purple plaid shirt.

" .God. I am so sorry. Here let me help you." I pleaded grabbing a fist full of napkins dabbing here and there on her shirt.

" Fuck. This is my new shirt." She said. I looked up to apologize and nearly fainted at her beauty. She had the most hypnotizing brown eyes. Her skin was a light tan, and her hair was a dark shinny black.

" I-Im So Sor-Sorry. I should have been watching what I was doing." I cursed myself for stuttering. " Fuck. I'm so stupid." I said running my hands through her hair. I looked up at her when she didn't agree with what I had said. I raised my eyebrow when she was just sitting there smiling. I smiled back trying to be nice still confused why she was smiling and not angry since I did spill whatever was in that cup on her new shirt. "I can buy you a new shirt. Or I can just give you enough money to get one. I can get you a new coffee to." I said trying any way to repay her. "Or I cou-." I was cut off by her putting up her hand.

" No, it's fine. Purple isn't even my color." She said with a genuine smile. Her voice was so raspy and careful. I couldn't help but stare at her lips as she talked.

"Brittany, Cramel Frap." I heard Quinn say my order so, I reached across to grab it. This time not spilling anything on anyone.

" Can I at least buy you a new drink?" I asked. She had a questioning look on her face. " It's the least I can do. You can leave with a ruined shirt and no drink." I said. For a strange reason I really wanted to get to know this mystery girl.

" Yeah, that would be horrible. I guess I could let you buy me a drink." She said with a playful smile. I smiled back and asked her what kind of drink she wanted.

" Surprise me." She replied before going to sit down at a booth. I sat there thinking of what kind of drink I should get her. I decided to just go with what I got. After I ordered her drink I waited in the same spot as before for her drink. I scrunched my eyebrows together when I felt like someone one staring at my ass. I pretended to look at the poster hanging up next to me to see who the person was. I looked in the corner of my eye and saw the mystery girl staring with her map slightly open. I turned back to face front with a smirk on my lips. Might as well have some fun. I picked up a napkin and purposely dropped it on the floor. I bent over bending my knees and picked up the napkin and making my way back up slowly. I turned and looked at the poster looking out of the corner of my eye to see her with wide eyes and her bottom lip between her teeth and he legs tightly crossed. I smirked and turned back when Quinn handed me the drink. I made my way over to her with the drink. I set it down on the table and took my seat across from her.

"Here you go." I said handing her her drink. I watched as she took a sip of her drink. I was afraid she wouldn't like it. " Do you like it? If you don't I can grab you a different one." I said starting to ramble on but she stopped me with that smile that she does. I tried to fight off my smile but couldn't and ended up smiling really big.

" I like it. It's really good. You didn't have to buy this for me. I was capable of buying my own." She said with a smile that told me that she was still grateful.

"It's the least I could do. I mean I did ruin your shirt. You should just be glad I didn't run to the mall and buy you a new shirt." I said smiling when she laughed.

"Wouldn't want that now would we?" She said. I was a little confused as to which it was a rhetorical question or not.

"Yeah. So, um I didn't get your name. Mine is Brittany by the way." I said smiling.

"Santana. My name's Santana." She said.

"Santana." I whispered. I like it. It had a really nice vibe from it. "I really like your name." I said voicing my thoughts.

"Thanks." She said before looking down at her phone. She looked back up at me after about a minute. " Brittany it was really nice meeting you, but I have to get back to work." She said. She sounded kinda, Disappointed?

"Oh ok." I said surprised at my own disappointment. I didn't want her to leave without knowing that I would be able to see her again. " Do you think I could maybe get your number?" I asked. She had a questioning look on her face probably debating if she should or should not give me her number. " You know so I can call you or text you to see if we could hang out sometime." I said.

"Yeah, that would be cool." She said. She stuck her hand out I'm guessing for me to hand her my phone. I handed her my phone and stuck out my own hand for her phone. I put my number in and my name in. "Well, I should probably get going. Bye brittany." she said.

"Bye santana." I said with a small wave. I turned back towards the table and finished my coffee. I went through my phone to find her contact, but I couldn't find it. I tilted my head to the side in confusion. I started to set my phone back on the table when I felt It Vibrate.

Sexy San: Nice boxers BTW ;)

Sexy san? Who is that? I was gonna reply when it vibrated again.

Sexy San: And Ass ;)

My head shot up when I realized who sexy san was. It was santana. Santana liked my boxers and my ass. I looked down to see what boxers I had on. I laughed when I saw the tweety bird character. So, santana likes my boxers and my ass. I wonder what else she likes. Maybe even me. I smirked and got up to throw away my cup and make my way home. Today wasn't so bad. I made a new friend. Sexy San.