64. Do not take the robot host out and put a fake mole on it. It wasn't that funny the first time.

65. Do not post videos of the other Muppets on YouTube without their perrmission. EVER.

66. Don't try to throw out Gonzo's teddy bear.

66b. He still has that thing?

67. Do not mix up "The Who" with "The Guess Who". They are from two different contries.

68. NEVER mention "The Guess Who" or their song "American Woman" around Sam. You will regret it.

68b. This includes singing it. You WILL pay for that karaoke equitment used on you.

69. Do NOT remind him that he sang it once OR show him the YouTube video.

70. Don't put a black dot on Kermit's cheek and call the police so we can pay this months dues and fees.

71. Fozzie is not happy that his diary is on eBay (haven't we been over this?) or that people are trying to pay you (whoever you are) to not give it to them.

72. Walter is no longer allowed to leave the theater without being searched.

72b. Nor is he allowed on eBay.

I told you guys, I have NO idea how his diary ended up there

73. QUIT putting that picture of Evil Kermit up.

A/N

1. Rules #67-72b come from GammaTron (hope you don't mind that I split some of them)

2. The italisied part: That was Walter's comment. Imagine a Handwritten note there...

3. Is it just me, or is eBay becoming a running gag?

4. Hope 66 is funny

5. The picture of evil Kermit is the one on the tv tropes page for "Evil Twin"

As always, have an idea, leave a reveiw!

~~~~~~~~ Katgeek