Bunny : A rumor starts that one of the Decepticons is a femme. Betting pools spring up and predicatibly most people bet on Starscream. Starscream is shocked when he finds out and sets out to prove them wrong.

I like to peruse the bunny farm, and when my sister got a look at this bunny we decided to use it as the plot for our next one on one roleplay. I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer : My Sister and I do not own the Transformers, and it's probably a good thing that we don't.

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Prologue-

Many rumors have been spread about. Our tale is a very specific one. One of hope, agony, love, and lies

Present day-

Rumor was that there was a secret femme but who just who could it be? Many cons think it is Starscream of course Starscream is ticked off about this.

Currently Starscream is walking down the halls

Starscream walks by a group of cons betting on Starscream being the femme "Not again..." he mumbled

Swindle looks up at him as he passed a smile on his faceplate, "Starscream, you taking part in the bets?"

Starscream mutters something to himself "Frag no," he basically growls.

Skywarp randomly teleports in "Grouch!" He squeals.

Swindle just gave Starscream a look as he asked, "And why not?"

Skywarp rips a piece of paper off the wall "Maybe because of these," he answers for Starscream.

Starscream just stands there red faceplated.

Swindle attempts to look at the paper, "What that?"

Skywarp shows the paper to Swindle.

Paper-

(Picture
(Of
(Starscream
(Goes
(Here

Bet that Starscream is the secret femme

Starscream growls "Who the Frag made that?!" He nearly kills a wall.

Swindle looked at Starscream like he was crazy, "You do realize that could have been anybody"

Starscream tries lunging at Swindle but Skywarp keeps him down.

"Calm down what is wrong with you?!" Thundercracker walks to them hearing all the commotion.

Swindle is trying t keep as much distance between him and the seeker as possible, "What makes you think it was me?!"

Skywarp whom is now basically pinning Starscream to the floor "He actually never accused you. He's just ticked," he smiles...sorta.

Starscream tries to get Skywarp off "Get off me!" He flings himself back causing the seekers to all crash into each other.

Seeing that Starscream is now standing the Combaticon makes a break for it.

Skywarp stares at where Swindle was "What's his problem?" He asks rubbing his wing.

Thundercracker starts to walk away "Starscream is his problem," he then totally walks away

Starscream meanwhile must surely be plotting

About forty minutes later with Megatron and Starscream.

Starscream points his gun at Megatron "You're outdated Megatron the Decepticons need a new leader! Me!" He fires his gun suckishly like always

Megatron doesn't even dodge as he turns and blasts Starscream against the wall, "It's better an outdated model," he sneered, "Than a seeker who can't even tell the difference between work and play."

Starscream yelps in pain "You're right lord Megatron you're right!" He cries

Megatron just growls, "Now go and find something worthwhile to do!"

"Yes lord Megatron!" Starscream stutters before running off.

Outside the room...

Skywarp is snickering and Thundercracker is actually holding in a laugh.

"What's so funny?" Starscream growls at the two other seekers.

"We heard everything! That was you're saddest attempt yet!" Skywarp starts to cry with laughter.

"Indeed," a voice spoke up belonging to Hook, "I suppose you'll have to accompany me to the Medical Lab then."

Skywarp passes out being started.

Thundercracker catches him "What the heck..." he just looks at the past out Skywarp.

Starscream sighs "I hate you all..."

Later…

In the Medical Bay

Hook is currently fixing Starscream while he had Skywarp off to the side to online on his own.

Starscream growls "Be careful!"

"Nnnn" Skywarp comes back "Where am I?!" He panics

Hook just gives Starscream a coy smirk, "What's the matter? Afraid I'll scrape your paint your highness?" Then he momentarily turns his attention over to Skywarp, "Your in the Medical Bay." After saying that he turns his attention back to Starscream, "You should be finished soon."

Starscream mutters something that just goes to the wind.

Skywarp has a relieved look on his faceplate before waving goodbye and teleporting off somewhere.

Hook just gives Starscream an annoyed look behind his visor, "What was that you said?"

Starscream sneers "Nothing important," he growls.

Hook makes a snorting sound at that answer, "I highly doubt that."

Starscream rolls his optics "Does your spark depend on it?"

Shrugging at that Hook responded, "Not really, just curious."

Starscream just twitches his wings "Then it isn't important."

It was by this point that Hook had finished n the repairs, "Your finished."

Starscream sighs "Finally."

Getting up Hook walked over to a nearby table and wiped off his servos before pointing towards the door, "Now get out."

Starscream walks off "My pleasure."

Later...

Thundercracker is standing along side Skywarp "How did it go?" Thundercracker asks.

"Did he ask if you were a femme?" Skywarp asks.

Thundercracker slaps Skywarp.

"Sorry..." Skywarp rubs his helm where he was slapped.

Starscream has a ticked look on his face "Don't remind me about the bets!" He snaps.

"Scary..." Skywarp goes closer to Thundercracker.

"And yet your letting the bet's get the best of you," A voice spoke up.

Thundercracker grabs Skywarp before Skywarp passes out again.

"Who's there?" Skywarp asks his optics closed.

Down the hall leaning against the wall is Onslaught, "If you just looked you'd know."

Skywarp opens his eyes and Thundercracker lets go of him "Oh hi!" Skywarp squeaks.

Starscream grunts and turns to walk away.

"Where do you think you're going?" Thundercracker asks the other seeker.

"Don't know. But I don't care about being pestered by the bets!" Starscream starts off calm but anger can be found in his voice.

Onslaught followed him with his optics before asking, "What makes you think I have anything to do with the bets?"

Skywarp teleports in front of Starscream causing a pile-up "Oomph!" Skywarp mutters.

"You're on my faceplate!"
"Owwww get off my wing!"

"Idiots..." Thundercracker sighs.

Turning to Thundercracker Onslaught couldn't help but ask, "Are they always like this?"

Sighing Thundercracker nods "I'm afraid so..."

"WE are not!" Starscream protested standing up.

"ow ow ow ow! You're on my helm Starscream!" Skywarp cries

Onslaught only gave Starscream an incredulous look, "Are you sure Starscream?"

Skywarp pushes Starscream off his helm.

Tripping a bit before regaining balance Starscream mutters "It's Skywarp that acts like an idiot!"

"I do nooooooooooot!" whines Skywarp

"You both are idiots." Thundercracker replies calmly

Carefully Onslaught walks up to the trio, "But Starscream aren't you even going to try and prove that all of those betters are wrong?"

Skywarp seems confused "Why are you so interested in the bets?"

"Since when are YOU a detective?" Thundercracker asks Skywarp."Starscream told me It'd be fun!"Skywarp says cheerfully.

Thundercracker looks at Starscream and shakes his helm.

"Anyway!Skywarp actually has a point...why are you so interested in the bets?" Starscream stares at Onslaught

Shrugging Onslaught responded, "No interest really, I'm just curious to see where you will take this."

Skywarp all of a sudden seems happy " Oooohhhh! Let's be detectives!" He turns to Starscream "Can we can we?!"

"You can bu-" Starscream gets cut off

"We are all [seekers] going to be detectives!" Thundercracker backs up Skywarp which makes Skywarp smile.

"Why would you want to do it Thundercracker? It's not like you!" Starscream asks the other seeker suspiciously.

"Do you want to prove you're not a femme or not?" Thundercracker points out making Starscream grumble.

"Fine, I'm doing this for me!" Starscream snaps

"Yay! We're going to be detectives!" Skywarp twirls in a circle.

Onslaught just stands off to the side and quietly mumbles to himself, "It seems things might be getting interesting..."