Hey everyone!~ Here is a Harry Potter fic That I, Aura14 (aka: Aura), and my girl SetoJoufan (aka: Yuki), decided to write as a collab. It will have slash in it so if you don't like don't read (and to those who are return readers of both me and Yuki, you are probably not surprised by the slash~)...As tradition dictates...ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

It was quiet on Private Drive. The sun started to come up and there was soft chirping of the birds as they greeted it. The door of number four opened and in it appeared a man and a woman. The man was round while his wife was the opposite standing as tall and thin as a stick. She kissed the man on the cheek and was about to say something until they heard a light coo sound. They both looked down in confusion and there was a scream. Or at least there would have been if the man didn't cover the woman mouth. "Let's just pick him up and take him inside for now Pet," the man told his wife.

"But Vernon…" the woman began.

"Shhh, it'll be okay," Vernon assured her. "Come on now we don't want to cause a scene."

That seemed to catch the woman's attention. Quickly she picked up the bundle and headed towards the living room. The baby in the bundle was such a cute baby; however the woman could not hide her disgust when she looked into the baby's emerald eyes. Those eyes reminded her of another set of emerald orbs. Setting the baby down she noticed a note attached to the bundle. "What's this?" she muttered picking it up. Reading it over quickly her eyes bulged. "No…" she whispered in shock.

"Pet? Petunia what is it?" Vernon inquired.

"That horrible sister of mine finally got herself killed!" Petunia screeched. "And this bundle here was her son. According to the letter we have to take care of it."

"What?" Vernon roared. He grabbed the letter from Petunia's hands and read over it. "Those freaks have no right to do this to us!"

"I know but what can we do? I don't want those people to come here and do something if we don't comply," Petunia agreed.

"Are you sure we can't take him to an orphanage?" Vernon inquired.

"You saw what it said. They put up wards around our house and probably will have us watched," Petunia replied. "Where would we put him? I don't want him doing anything freakish to our Dudders…"

"He can stay in the cupboard for now. Hopefully that will keep his freakishness away from us."

"But we'll still have to care for him," Petunia pointed out.

"Well then he better learn quickly or he won't get much," Vernon told her.

Decision made they picked up the bundle and moved him to the cupboard under the stairs. There were a few boxes and old junk that they moved out of the way. All they left was an old bed that their son had outgrown not too long ago. Setting him on the bed Petunia went to the kitchen to grab a baby bottle. Despite her disgust with the baby she knew she still had to care for it. Heading back to the cupboard she began to feed the baby. He cooed at her happily which made her sneer. Once he was fed she put him down and shut the door.

"You should have died with your parents," Petunia muttered as she walked away towards her normal life.

Well that is the start of the poor life that our favorite "sacrificial lamb" has. I really don't know what to say here except that Yuki did most of this chapter (except for the first paragraph and some edits). I promise that I will contribute more~ (since this fic was my idea to begin with and putting all the work on Yuki's shoulders won't be fair . )