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Chapter 5: Lovers at Arms

Fox,Falco and Slippy were now walking through Corneria City to find a place to get fuel cells .It was one of the galactic travel capitals and beyond the sky scrapers,many star ships could be seen docked or leaving orbit .

"You need to just let it go and get new few cells,Fox",Slippy said .

"That's a negative ,Slippy .Someone committed a crime against Star Fox and they have to pay for it",Fox said .

"You could call the Police",Slippy said .

"I did and they're investigating it now .The only leads they've got is that locked up hangar that no one seems to be able to get into .Whoever rented it out,is guilty",Fox said .

"That was your hangar Fox'",Falco said .

"Are you fucking serious?! They stole our hangar too? Those guys are so gonna pay for this!",Fox practically yelled .

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about,street justice",Falco said gleefully .

"I don't like this guys",Slippy said cautiously .

"Damnit Slippy,grow a pair,will ya' ?",Falco said .

"But-"

"He's right Slippy .We're mercenaries and we don't take shit from low lifes like those damn plane jackers .Besides,everyone knows the Cornerian Police are no where near as good as we are at getting the job done",Fox said .

After buying fuel cells,enough to last a good while, they headed to the Great Fox before the were back on the streets .It was late at night and the once hyper futuristic ,sleekness of Corneria City gave way to bnright lights against dark skies .

"So,where should we start?",Fox said .

"I say we check this place here .I mean ,you know its nearby and-"

"Falco,that's a night club",Fox said .

"Well Slippy I tried . . . .you kids have fun,I'm gonna go see what I can drag back to my room",Falco said,walking off .Fox suddenly clamped his hand down on his shoulder .

"No you're not,we are going to solve this case",Fox said .

"And how much are we being paid ?",Falco asked .

"Uh . . .we're just kinda doin' it",Fox said .

":You don't get laid much do you?",Falco said .

"Not really .He's the one who orders all that porn",Slippy said .Falco stared in shock .

"Dude .you seriously ?I thought that was Slippy",Falco said in shock .

"No! I- Shut up ,Slippy!",Fox said .

"Am I the only not-virgin in the group?",Falco said .

"You don't get girls either Falco!",Fox shot back at him him .

"Correction,I get chicks and they get out before dawn .You can check the security tapes",Falco said .

"Okay,okay,we're going in",Fox said .

"Good ,it's ladies night",Falco said pointing at a sign in the doorway .

They all went into a nearby club .There was glowing neon sign that said 'The House of Vice' in cursive letters and there was a wine glass with the silhouette of a female rabbit lying in it in nothing but a dress and heels .

As soon as they came into the place,the smell of alcohol ,sweat ,perfume and cologne assaulted them .Falco though,walked in like he owned the place ,Fox followed ,wagging his tail and Slippy got lost somewhere .

Fox was surprised that the place actually looked like something,the music was good and the women ! Fox made his way over to a beautiful white cat at the bar in a gold dress .

"Hey,sexy,you wanna-",before he could finish she slapped him and left .

'Damnit!',he said to himself .

Frowning,he turned to see who else was around and slid over next to a polar bear .He smiled,she smiled back .

"So,how about we get to know each other better?",he said .His leg brushed hers and without warning,she slapped him too .

"What did I do?",he said as she took off .

Finally,he winked at racoon girl and she slapped him as well .

"Oh come on! I didn't even-",he was slapped by a random girl,passing his table .
Groaning,Fox was ready to leave when he spotted a blue vixen in a white mini dress and golden rings on her tail by the bar and slid next to her .

"Hey there gorgeous,what's your name?",he said .She smiled at him,

"My name's Krystal",she said .

"Really?You know that's a nice dye job you got there",Fox said .She slapped him and threw her drink on him and was gone .Sighing,Fox dropped himself on the bar ,dejected .

Meanwhile,Falco was entertaining a group of three girls who he inserted himself between and was sipping their drinks under their noses,Slippy was getting shoved around the dance floor trying but failing to catch a rythm .

Wolf and Leon were sitting in a VIP booth at The House of Vice,the club Leon owned .They were sitting against each other,kissing sensually .After a while,Leon slid his tounge down Wolf's throat again,when his communicator went off .They broke the kiss reluctantly and Leon checked his communicator .

"Looks like Runa ran off again,as usual .But she'll be back to get her things tonight and I'll catch her",Leon said .

"Wait,how much does she owe for you to be so crazy about it anyway?",Wolf said,grabbing a beer from the tray presented by the female tiger with black hair .

"One credit",Leon said .

Wolf blinked .

"Are you fuckin' serious?",he said,looking annoyed .

"Yes",Leon answered .

"You know what? This is why I'm the leader of Star Wolf and not you .You just do shit for lulz ,like all the time",Wolf said exasperated .

"Please,I'm your better half .And you're more serious than a heart attack ,Wolf .You need to relax ,have fun . . .like that nice shooting contest we had with that ferret the other day .A little fun never hurt anyone . . .except when it does ,"Leon said .He reached up,scratching his ears for a moment ,making Wolf relax .

"Don't be sweet on me .It'd be fucked up if everything went to shit over one fuckin' credit",Wolf said annoyed,but calmer than before,his tail wagging and hitting the seat .

"All I'm going to do is wave the gloves at her and give her a warning so she can pass it to the others .Somebody has to be the example Wolf,that's what happens when you're in charge of a large group of people",Leon said .Wolf actually thought about what he said .

The tiger woman came back with a tray and presented it for them .Leon grabbed his wine glass off of a tray and sipped on the red substance .He paused ,before he slammed the glass into a nearby wall,scaring the tiger woman .

"It's watered down .Get me my drink and do it right .If I don't like the results,I'm taking it from your salary and I'm going to personally go see the bar tender ",he said darkly .She nodded and ran off .

"That was a bit much,Leon",Wolf said .

"I know but it was so amusing! ",Leon said .

"True .Listen babe,I'll be back,I have to go to the bathroom",Wolf said,heading out .

"Don't take too long or I'll come find you", .Leon said .

"If I'm gone that long,I don't think you'll want to",he said .

"Ugh,why do you have to be so crude?",Leon said leaning back in his seat .

"You know you love it",Wolf said,winking at him .He gave Leon a smile and he smiled back before Wolf was gone .Leon's eyes fell on the ring Wolf gave him and he dragged his finger across it .Smiling he leaned back in his seat,watching the light reflcet from it .He noticed that there was a'LW' insignia linked together .And his cold heart for once actually began to melt .

When Wolf left the VIP room,he didn't see Panther Caruso trailing him,but he heard him .He patted his blazer and made sure his blaster was easily accessible .

"I've been having bad luck all night,Falco!What's wrong with me?Even Slippy's getting lucky",Fox was practically whining .They were in the bathroom ,washing their hands when Wolf entered .Upon hearing their voices,he nearly pissed himself .

(Cut to scene of Slippy surrounded by a group of attractive and semi-attractive girls)

"It's the tongue,trust me",Falco said .

'Got damnit! What the hell are they doing here and why didn't anyone warn us?!' .Wolf thought .He wanted to shut the door but he had to piss too badly .He ducked his head and snuck into a stall and used the bathroom,waiting for them to leave .Panther went to a bathroom stall and waited too .

"So what! I look better than he does! It's against the natural order,Falco",Fox said .

"Did you tell anyone that you're Fox McCloud?",Falco said .

"No! I mean,I'll get assassinated if I say that",Fox said .

"Maybe .But it's your only chance of getting any",Falco said .

"It is not! Watch,I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna get some and I won't tell anyone who I am,how about that?",Fox said .

"Fine,we'll make a bet on it",Falco said,moving his hands from under the automatic faucet .Him and Fox shook on it before they dried their hands .Determined,Fox was the first to leave .

"How did I become friends with this guy?",Falco said to himself .

"I heard that!",Fox called before Falco caught the door .The stepped back into the club,and the door shut .

Wolf pulled his blaster out of his coat discreetly and walked slowly to the bathroom .

"Hey kitty,kitty ,you wanna play a game?",he called as he got closer to the door .When he locked the door with his keycard .Panther knew he couldn't back out of it .

"It's called 'Dead or Alive' . . .the winner comes out alive",Wolf said .He adjusted the setting on his blaster from stun .

"The loser ,of course . . .ends up dead",Wolf said .

"You do realize that there's a video game called Dead or Alive* . . .and the ladies on there are quite lovely",Panther said,as he readied his weapon .

"I see you're a smartass .Listen here,cat .I'm sure you already know who I am .I want you to join my team of mercenary bounty hunters .I'm kinda low on members and so far,none of the recruits made it .Either dead,in jail or the nut house .You think you got what it takes?",Wolf said,slowly making his way to a stall .He had a smoke grenade in his hand .

"After what you did to me?! You have some nerve! Now,I have to kill you",Panther said .As if perfectly timed,they both leaned from their stalls and fired .Panther's gun was faster than Wolf's and he was forced to duck back into the stall,but not before tossing the smoke bomb .

Panther started coughing and Wolf pulled on his concealed gas mask and adjusted the scope on his gun and came out shooting .Panther took two shots and was lucky he was wearing alabaster proof jacket .He pulled scarf from his pocket and tied it over his face .As Wolf drew near,he fired his blaster at him,grazing his shoulder but Wolf was unaffected .He instead charged Panther and slammed him into the backwall,grabbing for his blaster .

The two wrestled with the gun until Wolf kneed Panther in the stomach,making him drop the blaster which went off .Wolf dipped the blast but he was distracted enough for Panther to punch him right in the muzzle .He hit Wolf repeatdly and finaly struck him so hard that he dropped to the ground dropping his own blaster .The silencer broke and the blaster went off,alerting the people outside .

The sound of shots made the crowd of people panic and everyone started evacuating the building .Fox was staring happily at his communicator,as Krystal had given him another chance and gave her number .That's when he was shoved roughly by the crowd,dropping the communicator .He snatched it up,only to see the screen was cracked and Krystalk was being dragged out by a cat that had the same weird color scheme as she did .She disapeared into the crowd .

Even though he wanted to cry,Fox heard the gunfire coming from the bathroom and tried to fight his way in there .

Just as Panther drew his claws preparing to finish him,Wolf kicked him with both of his feet and he fell back into the wall .Wolf then pulled a combat knife on him and immediately went for his torso .Panther caught his wrist ,but Wolf kicked him in the side .Panther didn't even feel it at first,but he felt the second .He caught Wolf's leg and lifed his whole body up and slammed him down on the floor making Wolf grunt in pain .His body shaken and his head in pain,Wolf couldn't fight off Panther who was clearly stronger than he was .

Finally,Wolf drew his claws from his free hand and dug into Panther's back,making the cat roare and loosen his grip .Angry,he slammed Wolf's wrist to the floor,making him release the knife .Wolf just smirked .

"That's all you got? I want more",he said lustfully and thrust his hips up,grinding his crotch into Panther's .Panther jumped back instantly,releasing him .Wolf used this as his chance to get free .Panther growled and drew a combat knife,intent on getting Wolf for good .He tried to catch him but he was too agile,dipping away from his hits and coming at him with kicks too fast too efectively counter .Panther realized now that putting distance between them was a mistake .Wolf grabbed his knife before flipping bakward and landing in a feral pose ,surprising Panther .He stood up and gave a toothy grin .

"What's the matter,scared?"?*,Wolf said ,kicking at the air taunting Panther .This angered Panther even more .Panther made a grab for Wolf but he ducked it before shoving Panther back,making him lose his balance .

Suddenly the door slammed open and Leon Powalski was there with an assault rifle .Wolf who was down to his knees gave Panther a sadistic smirk, before leaning all the way back . Leon shot at a horrified Panther ,spraying the bullets at the back of the bathroom .Panther barely had a chance of getting away and was struck down by some of the shots .Lying bleeding on the floor,he seethed in anger .

"That's not a fair fight",he said ,breathless .

"All's fair in love and war .We're in love,and you started a war .Care to finish or call it truce?",Leon said .

"Wait,are you two . . ."

"Lovers at arms? Damn right,and if you've got a problem with it,Leon can take care of it,can't you?",Wolf said,rising back up ,but still on one of his knees .

"I have no choice but to surrender,now do I?",Panther said .

"Hold it right there! This is Star Fox,we serve the Cornerian Army! Everyone drop you weapons and put your hands up!",Fox said,kicking the door open .Him and Falco aimed their guns at the trio in the bathroom .And Slippy was . . .somewhere,but who cares?

"Shit,Falco,call the ambulance,the cat needs medical attention .You two,turn around slowly" .Fox said .Wolf rolled his eyes and just dropped a flash bomb behind him .It went off and Fox and Falco leapt back,trying to shield themselves from the light .Leon grabbed Wolf and they ran like hell through the mostly cleared out club and slammed through the exit .

"Damnit,Wolf! You couldn't be quieter?!Now the cops'll be here!",Leon said .

"Hey,the silencer broke,okay! That Panther's tougher than I thought",Wolf said as the two ran down a back allewyay .

"But now the cops'll have his ass and he won't even be able to join Star Wolf",Leon said annoyed .

"It's fine,I left a calling card",Wold said .

"And now the cops will know for sure that we're on Corneria!",Leon said as they reached their car .

"Unless the plan on lifting his balls anytime soon,they'll never find it",Wolf said .

Leon started up the car and the pair drove off ,just before the police and ambulance arrived .

In his hospital room,Panther lay there in pain,with his wrist cuffed to the bed .Besides being busted and no chance to even cut a deal,Panther felt the urge to scratch his crotch .He checked to see if anyone was around and reached down his pants .Just as he found the source of the itch,he felt something with a sharo corner .Curious,he checked it and pulled card that said 'Team Star Wolf' with a contact code .And inside of that,a hand cuff key .

'Maybe joining Star Wolf might not be such a bad idea',he thought .The only thing that disturbed him a bit was the other two members were lovers .And they were both male .But it couldn't be that bad ,could it?

Panther watched closely for the police officer posted outside his room as he prepared to make his escape .

The only thing that bothered him was ,when and how the hell did the key get there ? Panther decided it was best not to think about it .

So,what do you think? I'm thinking that I might change the categories a bit,as this story isn;t as crack as I thought it would be and is more action than I thought it would be .