He, he, he. We have to tell you the most current prank

The latest in wizard technology

Not there staircases

We just did it

We made it such that it looked like Batty Trelawney's ladder and waited for the ickle 3rd years

And took away the real one

One of them tried to climb when she called

An idiot called Boris, slytherin

GIT

Well he put his foot up on it and fell to the floor when he tried to put his weight on it

The great thing is, if I point my wand at it, it turns solid

So when a nice ickle 3rd year tried to climb she could

And when boris tried again.

Claboom!

Talk about humor

Ronald couldn't stop guffawing at it

SOCK TIME!

What, NOOOOOOOOO

Mrs Weasley: Boys where are your socks

Disaperate!

Scamper

RUNNNNNNNNNN!