Texts from the Impala

Part 2: It's a Trap!

Sam: So get this

Gabriel: Oh jeese you have to bring up work now Sammy? I mean this candy store just opened up

Sam: Oh god Gabe, you can't go in there!

Gabriel: Why not? They have chocolate logs and kolondike bars

Sam: Because it's a trap you idiot

Gabriel: But kolondiiiiiike

Sam: Unless you want your feathery ass back in heaven I wouldn't.

Gabriel: Then you'll have to substitute something

Sam: Look, how about I go find some candy ok? Just don't go into the shop

Sam: Be back soon

Gabriel: If you're not back in 10 minutes I won't even care

Gabriel: Dad isn't that scary

Gabriel: *sits down petulantly*

Dean: Morning all

Gabriel: DEAN

Gabriel: I WANT CANDY I NEED IT PLEASE

Gabriel: YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

Dean: Jesus Gabe, calm down

Dean: Sam just went to get you some, he'll be back at some point

Gabriel: IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

Gabriel: CHUCKLES CAND EMPORIUM HERE I COME

Dean: I don't think you could actually comprehend how little I care

Gabriel: Thanks Deano I appreciate that.

Gabriel: KOLONDIKE

Dean: You're welcome shortstack

Castiel: Really, Gabriel, calm down

Gabriel: They were out of kolondike bars and the guy behind the counter tried to stab me

Dean: Awesome

Gabriel: Yeah I'm sure he thought that way when holy vengeance rained down on his ass

Dean: Did he even scratch you a little bit?

Sam: Gabe! God dammit I told you it was a trap. I bought you a bag of Hershey's…

Dean: Where's my hershey's?

Castiel: Mine also

Castiel: what is hersheys

Dean: Sweets Cas

Castiel: Whose sweet?

Castiel: Does Hershey own them?

Gabriel: You took too long!

Gabriel: And hersheys and kolondike are not the same thing!

Castiel: Gabriel…