Ichigo yawned lightly throwing his arms to his sides as he stretched his body while rising from under his quilt.

"mnyah" he reached up to his shoulder and gripped it tightly while tilting his head to the other side, eliciting several cracking noises as his bones popped and ligaments stretched, ready for the most likely stressful day "hn" twisting his body he slid his legs out from under the covers and slouched, breathing deeply for a few seconds with closed eyes before he stood up and gripped his fists tightly, the bones creaking under his grip "better" he muttered, padding across the room to retrieve his bathrobe from where he pulled open the door and, after shifting an abundance of spiritual energy to the soles of his feet to quiet his footsteps he meandered down the hallway to the bathroom where he slipped the door open and scanned the room for anyone. Finding nobody he stepped in and shut the door behind him.

Timeskip (10 Minutes)

He stepped out of the bathroom, the door shutting behind him showing his robe clad body, the only addition being the fluffy white towel that hid his lower body.

"ICHIGGOOO!"

Upon hearing the cry he ducked instinctively, letting his father fly several feet over his head.

The sound of glass smashing soon followed along with a comical cry of pain that brought a light smirk to his face.

"Serves you right"

He slipped down the hallway and back into his bedroom, the well-oiled hinges of his door making no sound as he opened it, then shut it behind him.

After getting dressed he quietly descended the stairs with his school bag bore in one gripped hand and his slate grey blazer clasped in the other.

Making his way over to the nearest wooden chair that sat at the dining table Ichigo smiled softly at his sisters back as the small girl hummed while cooking. Deciding to have some fun he silently pushed the chair back and, in a silent, almost effortless show of grace slid across the pine flooring to stand behind Yuzu who reached to her right and flipped a pancake without looking while her other hand spread some cooking oil on a pan in preparation for another type of dish.

Nearing her back he chuckled in his head, getting the same from Alucard and Anderson who, upon looking at his short term memory discovered the content of his small prank he would soon play upon his little sister.

Setting his head right next to hers he chuckled out loud.

"Good morning Yuzu" he thrummed, looking down at her cooking "mmm pancakes and rice, nice".

"EEK!" Yuzu panicked and swung with the burning hot pan she had in her hand, striking her older brother smack bang in the nose and sending careening into the wall behind.

Blinking for a few seconds Yuzu processed what had just happened, looking between the deadly frying pan she wielded in her right hand and the crumpled form of her older brother who moaned in pain on the floor several metres behind her.

Taking a few more seconds she eventually understood what had happened and developed a tick mark that pulsed on her fore head as she stalked over to her brother with wide eyes and dilated pupils that were made even more menacing as the light shone off of her sclera in a glowing red light (I dunno) "Ichi nii!" she growled, stalking over to the retreating teen, her form slightly slouched as she raised her pan above her head, the metal glowing as her aura fuelled into it turning it into the weapon of doom so wielded by many women (don't hurt me!")

CLANG!

"No Yuzu, what are you doing no!" Ichigo cried as she brought the pan down once more on the raising lump on his head.

CLANG!

"STO-CLANG!"

"Yuzu that hurts no, NO, NOOO-CLANG, CLANG, CLANK!"

Yuzu stared at her bent saucepan with an expression of sorrow "I need a new pan now!" she whined as she turned away and made her way back to the stove, throwing the saucepan over her shoulder without a care, seemingly not hearing the 'CLUNK' as it buried itself in Ichigo's head as he was crawling away pitifully.

"MOTHERFU****!"

Watching from afar Yoruichi burst out laughing as Ichigo was beaten by his little sister

"Ichi-*cough* you just got *giggle* owned" rolling on her back she clasped her stomach with one hand, beating the roof with the other as she watched the one that interested her crawl out of the kitchen, glancing at his sisters saucepan in fear and terror.

Stifling her giggles she stood up weakly and thrust reiatsu toward her feet, disappearing in a blur of orange and black

What she didn't see as she disappeared though was the woman hidden in the shadows behind her, bearing dark crimson irises that would burn your soul to cinders upon contact.

Chuckling, the woman smirked revealing pearly white teeth that dripped crimson fluid from her canines down past her supple pink lips and down her chin, evidence of her latest meal "my my, what do we have here!" her eyes narrowed to slits as her smile spread into a sharklike grin "you my dear, will be of great benefit!"

Stepping out of the shadows, Orihime licked her lips and swept her fringe to the side with a flick of her head.

"Yes" she hissed, "you will be of great, great benefit" suddenly power coiled around her form, snakes of darkness wrapping across her body and surrounding it in a cocoon before she insides flashed white and the darkness fell away to reveal, nothingness.

So far things had been running smoothly, Ichigo mused, his plans had been solidifying themselves in his mind giving him a good idea of the outcomes and repercussions that may occur, unfortunately there may be a extenuating factor, evidenced by the report on tv that described an attack that upon explanation by his resident vampire expert and dare he say it, vampire father (as in the one that gave him his power) seemed like a vampire attack, the torn out jugular vein, the broken arms and missing legs "It seems somebody was hungry" he mused flicking his wrist in a lazy movement causing the trash can he stepped past to fly down the alleyway and collide with a hobo that shook his head clear of stars and "YOUR FUCKING-" his rant was cut off as he looked down and saw a jar of light brown paste "mmm peanut butter!".

Arriving at his school he adjusted his trench coat that was in likeness of his spirit form coat and entered the clean establishment that stood imposingly compared to the small string of shops standing at each side.

Once he was in he quietly noted the changed expressions of his fellow students, before, they would have stayed out of his way, avoiding his oppressing aura like it was the bubonic plague, but now…

"Is that you Kurosaki Kun?"

"God your hot, go out with me?"

"You seem paler, shall we go and sunbathe some time?"

Sighing in annoyance he pushed through the crowd that had magically gathered around him and made his way to his assigned classroom.

Once at his assigned classroom he slid the door open and turned, looking down at the same time to see a long auburn haired girl attached to his leg "like a leech" he thought, using his superior strength to pluck her off of his leg and drop her on her ass outside the door that he shut behind him as he turned and made his way to his seat, dropping his bag and shrugging off his trench coat.

Feeling several dozen curious yet slightly disturbed stares penetrating the back of his skull he turned and saw the entire class staring at him.

Waiting a few seconds for somebody to say something he shrugged "what, she was really clingy"

AAAAANNNND everyone faceplanted.

Throughout the school day Ichigo zoned out, the lessons boring to him and sending him back to the consideration of the variables for his plan.

Just meters across from him Orihime turned her head to glance at him out of the corner of her eye "Ichigo kun" noticing her stare Ichigo looked over, calculating eyes settling on her form, stripping her bare, assessing her, subduing her, oh god, she was getting horny just thinking about it. Blushing she let out a quiet gasp as heat flashed though her, fogging her mind with perverted thoughts.

Her plight was not missed as Ichigo identified the rubbing of her legs and smirked, tapping his pencil to get her attention before he raised an eyebrow in apparent curiosity, while aiming for a blush of course.

What he didn't expect was Orihime to smile back while she, uh, sorted, yeah that's right, sorted herself out under her desk.

With both eyebrows now raised he tilted his head in confusion as she smirked, timing it so, when the teacher wasn't looking she dropped the bottom half of her jaw and snaked an extended tongue around a bloody canine.

Kudos to his fortitude, Ichigo didn't react bodily and blinked, turning his head back to the front desk causing Orihime to chuckle, the message clear as daylight to her.

"We'll talk later"

Watching the altercation from outside the window Yoruichi's eyes narrowed at the exchange of silent words.

"What was that?" Yoruichi muttered seeing Ichigo become interested in Yoruichi for several seconds before he turned away as if nothing happened.

She almost fell out of the tree she stood on when Orihime turned her head to look out of the window and smirked directly at her, mouthing something that cause her eyes to narrow to slits in anger.

"He's mine, stay out of it, kitten" her gripped fist shook in anger at the audacity of the teen sat not 10 feet in front of her, but she couldn't do anything without Ichigo being taken from her by that, bitch.

It was time to plan.

After returning to Urahara Shoten Yoruichi returned to her cat form as she wandered into the shop, her fur flaring in anger as even Tessai avoided her, carefully placing himself on the other end of a sweet stall as she stalked past.

Leaping onto the decking she shifted the rice paper door with her reiatsu and stopped in front of her bucket hatted friend.

"Kisuke, I need your help"

Not long enough? Well fuck I don't care, this shit was hard to make, my brain is being fucked by my work but I don't give up on fics easy so be thankful.

On another, brighter note, I updated YAY, at least I have some kind of plot to go on now (thank god for that) because chapter one was literally just a mind drabble that people for some reason liked.

Anyway, I'll be back at some point in future.

Oh yeah! Before I forget, give me Ideas on andersons abilities, I NEED ADVICE WITH IT.

Yeah.

Bye