"Get off me you perv!" the woman said, shoving Sanji away, "Geez! Now I've spilt all the dishes."

Luffyko turned, "Sanko! Did you make food?"

"I did, but he made me drop it."

"Why'd you do that?" Luffyko pouted.

"I'm sorry, dear lady," Sanji said, returning to his gentlemanly self.

"Just clean up the mess you've made," Sanko sighed.

"Anything for you!" Sanji said, again becoming a love tornado.

The blonde girl, the one named Sanko, who had swirly eyebrows was about to stand when Sanji appeared at her side once more and extended his arm to help her up. She was very pretty, with blonde curly hair elegantly done up, likely to keep it out of her face when she was cooking. Her left eye was covered by some bangs and she wore faint, pink lipstick. A suit skirt covered halfway to her knees, placed over fishnet tights. She wore a short sleeve, blue collared shirt, with a slightly stained apron overtop. She was truly very beautiful.

Meanwhile, Luffyko was eating the contents of the meal straight of the dirty floor of the pirate ship with no regard for sanitation.

"This is delicious," Luffyko said with her mouth stuffed with food, "You should make some more!"

Sanko sighed, but Sanji saw the perfect opportunity to make some beautiful women very happy.

"I'm sorry my lady," Sanji said, "It is my fault your delicious food was spilt. Please allow me to make it up for you by making some more!"

Sanko grimaced, "I don't want some strange man in my kitchen. Don't worry about it. Who are you anyway?"

"He's going to join our crew! His name is-" Luffyko suddenly cut off, "What's your name anyway?"

"You didn't even ask for his name you idiot?!" Sanko asked, "Don't just invite strange people to join our crew! You probably don't even know where he's from! Or anything about him!"

"I'm sorry my dears!" Sanji said, "I'll tell you anything you want to know!"

"This guy really annoys me!" Someone shouted from about. Zora was climbing down from the crow's nest, "Almost more than dart-brow over there!"

"Knock it off stupid mosshead!" Sanko shouted back, "You're just some class-less tom-boy! You wouldn't even know how to act like a lady if you wanted to!"

"You were talking about that strange man over there," Zora frowned pointing at Sanji. "Hey! You there! You're going to have to explain some things!"

"I'd explain anything for such lovely ladies!" Sanji sang as hearts popped out of his eyes.

"Name. Sea of origin. Affiliations!"

"My name is Sanji," he started as he danced around the three women on deck, "I was born in the North Blue, but grew up in the East blue! At a restaurant! Since I was little! I'll cook anything you ladies want!"

"We're not interested," Zora said, interrupting him before Luffyko could take up the offer.

"Any past or current affiliations?" Sanko asked, cautious of the man.

"I used to work on a passenger ship before working for Zeff at the Baratie!" Sanji began, blindly doing anything those ladies wanted him to. Sanko gasped a little at the answer, but Sanji continued, "Then a little while back I became chef for the Strawhat pirates!"

There was no verbal respondce, but Zora drew one of her swords, Luffyko looked completely confused and Sanko looked like she wanted to kick him.

"What are you ladies so worked up about?" Sanji asked, slightly confused, but as usual in a loving way.

"There's no way you're the cook for the straw hat pirates," Zora said, almost ready to stab him.

"What?" Sanji asked. Of course he was! Why would those beauties think otherwise.

"You can't be their chef!" Sanko said, "Because I am!"

There was a soft chuckle from the shadow to the side as a male voice whispered, "This is interesting."

AN: Thank you for all your kind reviews! They make me really happy :)

I had trouble figuring out Sanji's genderbend. I feel as if she should be very lady-like, but I also feel that whatever Sanji went through in his past to make him treat women like princesses would make his genderbend distrustful towards men. It took a while, but I'm okay with the result

So who is the man in the shadows? How will Sanji convince everyone that he is the Straw hat's chef? Will Zora murder him? Stay tuned for the next exiting chapter!

As always, review! I like to hear feedback! :)