So this is my first fanfic EVER, so please be nice! (*puppy dog eyes*)

Basically, this is based off another fanfic I read, so shoutout to Melting Angels! I loved your stories!

Anyway, this is a weird kind of story that just popped into my head. I'll try to keep everyone in-character… until they get drunk. ;)

Rated T because I'm paranoid (and for alcohol). Shouldn't be any pairings, but we'll see!

Tony Stark was bored.

He'd already tinkered on his suit, drunk some high-class scotch, and heck, he'd even blown up half the lab just to see Jarvis's reaction. What else was there to do?

He scratched his chin and sighed. Being a billionaire could be incredibly dull.

Pepper was off on some sort of business trip, working in D.C. Tony briefly considered flying out to join her (just for some fresh air) but pushed the idea out of his mind. Nah. He'd rather stay at home.

That was when it hit him. The perfect idea.

With a copyrighted Tony Stark laugh, he pulled out his slick smartphone (re-engineered to include Jarvis and to use, rather than a touchscreen, a holograph) and made a call.

Bruce Banner's somewhat annoyed voice answered, "Yes, Tony?"

"Hey, buddy. You free tonight?"

"Yeah."

Tony grinned. This was going to be fun.

So what'd you think? Good? Bad? I'm open to comments!

I know this chapter was short, but I'm just trying to work out how posting works. Next chapter should be up soon!