I just saw the greatest movie ever. It was about this ring, and these little people, and this really hot, incredibly gorgeous GOD of a man named Legolas Greenleaf. He's got long, satin blonde hair and his eyes are pools of darkness.
You know what sucked about the movie, though? They gave this other, -older- guy the love interest. Not that Liv Tyler was good enough for Legolas, but couldn't the writers see that Arwen wouldn't fall for Aragorn, a -mortal-, when there was an incredibly hot elven immortal around. Sheesh, think it through people.
Anyway, about five minutes after his first closeup, this idea for a fic just popped into my head. You see, it's about this girl called Melda (that means beloved in Quenya - I looked it up). NO! I'll call her Lin (means Melody, plus it sounds like my name). Legolas will nickname her Melda.
You see, she's going to be beautiful. Really beautiful. With cascades of silver blonde curls that trail past her shoulders. No, past her waist!
And her eyes are indigo. Not blue, not violet, INDIGO. With wine colored rims.
Her face is regal, her skin is creamy - Legolas won't know what hit him.
He'll find her so attractive that he falls in love with her the moment their eyes meet. Not the moment he sees her, that's stupid. No one falls in love at first sight.
But when he looks into the depths of her indigo eyes, he'll see straight into her heart. Their souls will touch.
I am going to read the books first, to give my writings EXTRA oomphf.
More on this later, I gotta go set the VCR to tape TRL. Nick Carter's on.
Namari' (that's elvish for Farewell!!),
Lynn
Dear Diary,
Damn, these books are long. And boring. They don't even make cliffnotes. But at the back of the third one I found a timeline, so I just read that. Gotta go write now.
Namari',
Lynn
Dear Diary,
Huh. I wonder what the elvish word for Diary is. I'll look it up later.
Anyway, I've been writing the story. It's 11 chapters and 7542 words already! Wow, that's long.
I put it up on fanfiction.net with my BSB and X-Men evolution fics two hours ago.
Guess what? Somebody already reviewed it! They said I'm creative and that Lin is such a well thought out character, even if they are a bit jealous that she's so pretty! They said that plot was fascinating. I've been worried about the plot. I thought people might not like Lin killing Boromir when he refused to give the ring to Frodo.
I'm not sure how I should continue the story. Lin's already defeated all the orcs that tried to kidnap Merry and Pippin while Aragorn, Gimli, and the other hobbits slept. Legolas tried to help her, of course, but he tripped on a tree root and then got shot with an arrow. She's the daughter of Tom Bombadil and Galadriel, so she healed him up quick. But then there was this really teary scene about how she can't let him be endangered anymore, so she and Frodo will strike out alone. Frodo trusts her, because she inherited her dad's immunity to the ring.
I'm really proud of that scene. It's just so tragic and sad. I cried when I wrote it. It just twisted my heart into knots.
I bought NSYNC candy hearts on the way home from school today. I'm eating Justin! *giggle*
Namari',
Lynn
Dear Diary,
I'm not supposed to be writing this. I'm in sixth period religion right now. I went to the computer lab and checked my reviews during lunch last period - "Immortal Hearts Can Be Broken" has 23 reviews! I didn't get the chance to read them all, but I'm sure they all adore me.
I've started signing all my papers as Lin. It's just a more refined spelling.
Namari',
Lin
Dear Diary,
I've been flamed! Flamed! ME! I got home and checked my story and I was like, wow, 34 reviews. Then I read them and 12 of them were flames! Of course, I deleted them. They were obviously just jealous that I wrote such a great story and the Lin's the perfect LotR character.
I have an idea for the next few chapters. I think I'll have Lin use her healing powers on Gollum, to turn him back into the hobbitlike thing he used to be. Then, I'll have Legolas talk about how great his girlfriend Lin is to Eomer, but Eomer will already be engaged to Lin at birth. Legolas will be hurt of course, but it gives Lin a darker past. See, her parents were cruel and were going to force her into it...you'll see.
Oooh, they just really made me mad though. One was accusing me of putting myself into the fic, that Lin was me!
Namari',
Lin