"Tadakuni!" Hidenori is shouting the name of a boy. "Ta-Da-Ku-Niiiii~!"

"Hey, stop. It's embarrassing." Yoshitake puts one of his hands of Hidenori's shoulder and looks back onto the street. "And it will disturb anyone one lives around here."

Both Hidenori and Yoshitake are in front of Tadakuni's house after the lecture ended.

They are here to look for their bad friend and are prepared to waste time with him.

It's been weeks since last they came here due to the incidents caused by some weird people, but now their daily lives has returned to normal.

"Can it! Since when are you so considerate about other people." Hidenori slaps off Yoshitake's hand off his shoulder. "Besides, what's wrong with visiting my friend?"

"Well..." Yoshitake points at the object next to the door. "There must be something wrong with your head to call out Tadakuni's name when there's a door bell next to you."

"..."

Hidenori looks at the door bell.

"..."

Then, Hidenori looks at Yoshitake.

After the moment of silence Hidenori blushed.

"OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!"

And gave Yoshitake a punch in his stomach.

Doorstep to Adulthood, Yoshiwara! (Part 1)

Yoshiwara.

An underground city that consist of brothels, hotels, "toy" stores and other convenient stores.

The city has another name, "The City of Eternal Night", and true to its name, the city sees no sun at all.

Not even the light of the moon reaches the city.

So all the light comes from the lanterns on the streets and the houses that make up the city.

"So what do you think about this place?" Gintoki is walking in front of me among the street of Yoshiwara. "Anything you want to ask?"

"Yes, of course I have." I point at the "elevator" of this city. "WHY IS THAT CONNECTED TO MY DESK IN MY ROOM?"

"No, that desk is mine."

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

"Well, if you ask..." Gintoki places his hand beneath his chin. "It's more convenient that way, I suppose."

"More convenient?" I am puzzled. "In what way?"

"Haa... I can't believe I have to explain this to someone... Do you know about Doraemon?"

Gintoki draws a weird creature made out of circles are a piece of paper.

"Do-Ra-E-Mo-N, do you get it? Should I say this in English?"

"Yes, yes! Of course I know what Doraemon is." I tear that weird drawing apart. "Why are you treating me like an idiot?"

"Don't you ever want to have someone like Doraemon?" Gintoki closes his eyes to recall his childhood. "He can connect your desk to a time machine to go to any place you want at any given time."

"So you always wanted to connect your desk to the brothels..."

I pick my bag up and throw it at Gintoki.

"I DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF DORAEMON!"

"Why are you reacting like a middle school student who hid his Ero-magazines in the place that is easy to find."

"OF COURSE I AM SCARED! THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN HAVING ERO-MAGAZINES IN MY DESK!"

"No, it's my desk."

"ENOUGH WITH THAT ALREADY!" I crouch down and wrap my hand around my head. "Ah~ What if my parents finds out about this."

"Don't worry, Irino Miyo-kun..."

"DON'T USE MY 'REAL' NAME!"

Gintoki picks his nose as he isn't interested in my retort.

"There's no ways your parents can find out about this."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

I don't know why he would be this confident. I mean my desk is totally in the open.

"Because..." He flicks his booger off his finger. "They don't exist anyway."

"NO, THEY REALLY DO EXIST IN THIS WORLD." I throw a punch at him. "DON'T JUST KILL THEM OFF!"

"But you see..." He moves his body sideways to dodge my fist. "I don't see them around."

"IT'S JUST BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS AUTHOR DIDN'T PUT THEM IN, THAT'S ALL! IT'S NOT LIKE THEY ARE DEAD OR ANYTHING!"

"Well..."

"STOP ALREADY! WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THIS DISCUSSION!"

I raise my hand to tell him to stop at Gintoki's track since it's getting too ridiculous

"Just what did we come here for?"

That's the main question I have for a while now after coming down to Yoshiwara.

"Oh, about that." Gintoki stop in front of building. "I'm here to drop something."

(WHY A BROTHEL?!)

"Hey, is this alright to enter without permission?" Yoshitake raised a question as he follows Hidenori inside Tadakuni's house.

"Of course it is." Hidenori turns around and fixed his glasses. "The door was not locked after-all."

"I don't think that's a good enough reason..."

"And it's seems like nobody is at home."

The corridor inside the house was dark and there was no sign of anyone in the house.

"Oi, isn't this bad?" Yoshitake looks worried and was looking back at the door. "We should leave otherwise people will think we are trespassers!"

"Don't worry." Hidenori continues walking through the hallway. "It's easier for us if there's no one around."

"Huh?"

Hidenori sighed. "You don't get it do you...? We are here to-" He said as he smirks, "Look through Tadakuni's Imouto's panty!"

"THAT JUST ESCALATED US TO THIEVES! NO, PERVERTS!"

"What are you talking about?" Hidenori laughed. "Trespassers and thieves are like the same thing."

"THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT AT THIS TIME!"

Hidenori ignores Yoshitake's comment and continues to the Imouto's room.

"Wait, hold it." Yoshitake stopped Hidenori by grabbing his shoulder. "Why are you so obsess with her underwear so much?"

"Haa... That should me my question to you." Hidenori brushed Yoshitake's hand off him.

"Eh?"

"Why are you so uptight today?" Hidenori draws a shape of a panty with his hand. "Wasn't it you who took her panties in Episode 1?"

"Puh!" Yoshitake coughed as if he had something up his throat. He blushed and then answers Hidenori's question, "Ya, I did... But that was only because I was going with the flow!"

"Well, then."

Hidenori places his hand on the door knob of the Imouto's room.

"wait, Wait, WAIT!"

"What? You are being extremely annoying today." Hidenori is unhappy with Yoshitake interfering with his fun.

"YOU ARE THE ANNOYING ONE? I'm trying to stop you from drifting into the wrong path." Yoshitake places his hand over his face. "Can't you at least treat a girl normally?"

"I am treating her normally." Hidenori fixes his glasses as he is proud with his statement. "I think and acts like a normal high school boy in puberty."

"No, your earlier actions are nothing more than a stalking + pervert."

"We 'High School Boys' will talk about girls, think about girls, fantasize about girls and-" Hidenori took a long breathe before announcing the most important thing. "...harass Tadakuni's Imouto."

"APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE HIGH SCHOOL BOYS!" Yoshitake shouted on top of his lungs despite position they are in. "AND WHY ARE YOU TARGETING TADAKUNI'S IMOUTO? DON'T JUST ASSUME ALL THE HIGH SCHOOL BOYS KNOWS HER!"

"YOU FOOL!"

"Guh!"

Hidenori gives Yoshitake a punch in the stomach and sends him falling on the floor.

"Why can't you see the beauty in these cloths?" Hidenori holds tight to a blue-stripe panty in his hand.

"Hidenori..."

Yoshitake looks up to Hidenori from his position and tears begin to flow from his eyes.

He didn't care about when and how Hidenori got that Tadakuni's Imouto's panty, but after that punch something has awaken within Yoshitake.

"Uwwoooooo! HIDENORI!"

"YOSHITAKE!"

The two boys hug each in happiness for Yoshitake has awakened his true self.

"So you are going to do it?" Hidenori smirks as he fixes his glasses.

"Heh. Of course I will." Yoshitake grinned in confidence. "Imouto's panty will be in my pocket from today onwards."

The awakening of a true Perverted High School Boy.

"Errr..." I'm staring at the people in front of me. "What are you two doing here?"

"Ahn? You got a problem with us being here?" Hijikata puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it up. "And that should be my question instead. Kids like you shouldn't be in places like this."

"Haa..."

I don't have any comeback for that... he's right after-all.

"Hahaha! Don't worry kid." Gintoki takes another shot of his sweet sake. "That guy is just in a bad mood."

"That's right." Okita pours tequila into Hijikata's glass. "He, the useless Vice-Commander of Shinsengumi, and I, the great Kaiser of Shinsengumi, have just lost our pla-"

"JUST WHO ARE YOU CALLING USELESS AND KAISER?!" Hijikata smashes Okita's face into his glass of tequila. "AND DON'T JUST POUR RANDOM THINGS INTO MY CUP!"

"It's not random." Okita starts to wipe the blood and broken glass off his face. "It's tequila."

"THEN YOU DRINK IT INSTEAD!" Hijikata smashes Okita's face into the bottle of tequila.

"Oi, kid." Gintoki pour another glass of sweet sake. "Are you alright?"

(THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SHOW YOUR CONCERN TO OTHER PEOPLE!)

"Hey, perm head. You shouldn't drink too much." Hijikata takes the Gintoki's glass away and gives it to the waiter. "Otherwise you won't be able to pay..."

(Oh, he's being considerate today... why?)

"Don't worry about it." Gintoki calls the waiter to make another order and the waiter brought a big bottle with an 'Oni' label on it. "I told them to place the bill under your name."

"LIKE HELL I WILL PAY FOR YOU!" Hijikata smashes the 'Oni' bottle onto Gintoki's head. "YOU PAY FOR YOUR OWN DRINK!"

"Eh?" Blood starts to flow down from Gintoki's head. "I thought you were the 'Useless Vice-Commander who only pays for his subordinates' bill'."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING USELESS?!" Hijikata grabs Gintoki by his collar. "AND I WAS NEVER CALLED BY THAT! STOP GIVING ME WEIRD NAMES!"

"..."

(Woah... He looks totally fine to me...)

.=.=.=.=.=.

"Well, back to the topic. It's not much of a big deal." After beating up the other two, Hijikata lights up another cigarette. "We just lost our place to stay."

(Sorry, I don't know about you but losing a place to stay is equivalent to a disaster to me.)

"It's because of those people called the 'Government', accusing us that we are causing the whole neighborhood problems." Okita gets back onto the couch. "Such as illegally rebuilding the house, making noises and kidnapping young men around the area."

(They are not wrong you know...)

"Damn those Government Dogs..." Hijikata curses. "Don't they know we worked for the Bakufu?"

(Don't you know that Bakufu are the same as Government in this era?)

"Oh! It's rare that we have the same opinion, Mayo-prince." Gintoki also gets back onto the couch next to me.

"Oi, stop with that 'Mayo-Price' thing."

(Woah... That indeed brings back bad memories hey, for you that is...)

"So since our opinions all meet then how about we do it?" Okita draws his sword. "Let's assassinate the people of 'Government'."

(OI! DON'T SAY SOMETHING SO DANGEROUS IN THE OPEN!)

"Hey, Sougo. Don't forget we are cops, so don't go cause trouble."

(See, nobody will agree with such absurd thing.)

"Oh! You are right for once." Okita looks surprised.

"Oi, that 'for once' is unnecessary." Hijikata ashes his cigarette. "And stop looking at me with those eyes!"

"Well, if I can't assassinate those 'Government' bastards, then... " Okita hands the sword to Hijikata. "You can go do it, 'Mayo-Prince'."

"HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!" (HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!)

"AND ENOUGH WITH THAT 'MAYO-PRINCE'!"

(THAT'S NOT THE THING YOU SHOULD BE RETORTING RIGHT NOW!)

"Okita-kun..." I finally am able to raise my opinion. "What Hijikata is trying to say is that both of you are cops not assassins."

"Ha, of course I know that." Okita smiles brightly. "That's why I didn't mention anything Hijikata-SAN assassinating anyone."

"Then why di-"

Okita raised one of his hands to stop me. "I respect Hijikata-SAN a lot so that's why I don't want Hijikata-SAN to do something disgraceful like assassination." Okita gives Hijikata a thumbs up.

"Sougou..." Hijikata is surprised by Okita's overwhelming trust.

"That's why you should do it from the front, you 'Useless Hijikata-THREE'!"

"WHY WOULD YOU WANT A PERSON YOU CALLED USELESS TO KILL THEM FROM THE FRONT? JUST HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!" Hijikata throws the sword back to Okita. "AND DON'T JUST ADD UNNECESSARY THINGS INTO MY NAME!"

"Could you quiet it down?" Gintoki whispers as he looks around the brothel. "You are making a scene here, 'Useless THREE'."

(The name 'Hijikata' was determined to be unnecessary?!)

"You two! I will seriously kill you!"

"Well, well. Relax." Gintoki tries to calm him down. "Don't forget we are not here to have these fun chats."

Oh, that's right.

Gintoki and I are here just to give something to Shinpachi's sister, Otae.

Whereas the two Hijikata and Okita are here to look after the Shou-chan (Shogun) who was left here by the old man who shot at me, Matsudara.

Well, we kind of have to sit here like this because those two said people are currently on the same table, alone.

"If we don't watch out for the Shogun, our heads will fall if anything happens to the Shogun." Is what Gintoki told me.

But since I'm not them, the Samurai's, and I'm just your average High School Boy, then I could just causally get up and le-

"Hey, where the heck you think you are going?" I could see a dark grin on Gintoki's face right after he grabs onto my hand. "I will not let you escape. Let's go to hell together, Tadakuni-kun~"

"WHY SHOULD I?! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" I'm trying to swing his hand off mine. "AND YOU GETTING MY NAME RIGHT AT TIMES LIKE THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!"

After the awakening of Yoshitake, the two boys continue their conquest for Tadakuni's Imouto's Panty.

But instead of following Hidenori into Imouto's room, Yoshitake head straight for the bathroom.

"Wait, stop!" Hidenori grabs Yoshitake by his shoulder. "Where the heck are you going?"

"To the bathroom of course."

"No, let me ask it differently." Hidenori tries to undo his frown with his hand. "Why are you going there?"

Hidenori is sure that Yoshitake wouldn't go to the bathroom at times like this.

It's now the time when the Imouto comes home... like the timing of the manga.

"Why... you ask." Yoshitake drew a triangular shape with his hand. "It's to get Imouto's panty from the laundry basket."

"WHY?!"

Hidenori has a confuse expression with a disgusted look at the same time.

He couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"You said that before, pal. My eyes are opened for these cloths, no treasure!" Yoshitake clenches his fist as he speaks with glittering eyes. "And I read it in a manga that the used ones are the treasure among the treasures."

"NO, THAT'S JUST A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF PERVERSION!" Hidenori begins to worry. "Oi, stop this before you enter the path of no return."

"Why should I...? Ah." Yoshitake seems to realize something after hearing what Hidenori just said. "If it's Equivalent Exchange then don't worry."

Yoshitake points down on this hip and declares.

"I will leave my used underwear in place of that!"

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!"

"GUHA!"

Hidenori gives Yoshitake a punch in the face.

"WHAT'S THE POINT IN STEALING PANTIES IF YOU LEAVE YOUR MARK THERE!" Hidenori turns to Imouto's room. "To hell with that thinking... let's just do it normally."

"But..." Yoshitake took out a blue-stripe panty. "I've already got it..."

"EH?! SINCE WHEN!" Hidenori couldn't believe his eyes. "Then does that mean..."

"Yes," Yoshitake stands back up. "I've already put mine there."

"IDIOT!"

Yoshitake falls to the floor once again after receiving a punch in his right cheek.

"Hurry up and put that back!" Hidenori thinks there's still time to stop Yoshitake from awakening further.

"Don't worry." Yoshitake holds the panty up by his nose. "This panty was washed so it's not dirty." He stands up once more and gives thumbs up to Hidenori. "THEREFORE IT'S 100% SAFE!"

"IN WHAT WAY?!" Hidenori quickly grabs the panty from Yoshitake's hand.

"Ah, my panty..."

"No, it's not yours!"

"Sob, sob..."

(Oi, is this really Yoshitake?) Hidenori looks back and forth from the panty to the crying Yoshitake. (He seems like a different person after obtaining this panty.)

Hidenori looks back at Imouto's room and nods to himself.

(If I put it back into her closet then I'm sure everything will return to normal.)

As he reaches his hand for the door knob, Hidenori smiles.

(And after this I think I could get myself one of two panties.)

*THUD*

A loud noise of an object hitting the floor breaks out just as Hidenori has his hand on the door knob.

"'"AHHHH!"'" Both Yoshitake and Hidenori shows a face of being struck by lightning.

The loud noise was from a school bag falling on to the floor by the entrance. And the owner of the bag is...

Tadakuni's Imouto.

She also has a shocked expression as well or rather she froze up after entering the house...

From her point of view, she sees two boys, who are friends of her brother, in front of her room and one of them has his one hand on the door knob and the other her favorite blue-stripe panty.

"T-That's..." Her voice is trembling so is her body. "That's my..."

"Wait! This is a misunderstanding! Right, Yoshita-" Hidenori tries to make a excuse but he's shocked when he turns to Yoshitake. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF?"

"Well, we got busted so let's give up and be eaten by her." Yoshitake is almost done unbuttoning his shirt.

"YOU MEAN IT FIGURATIVELY, RIGHT?! SHE MAY LOOK LIKE ONE BUT SHE IS NOT A MONSTER!"

*Tad, tad, tad*

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MONSTER?!"

"'"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"'"

"Oh, Gintoki." A blonde woman, dressed in black... maybe a dress, walks towards us with a long pipe in her hand. "Not rare to see you here." She said with a sarcastic tone.

"Is that the way you speak to regulars?" Gintoki offered her his retort.

She shifts her eyes away from Gintoki and looks at me.

To be honest, I was kind of nervous just now when a beautiful woman like her came up and speaks to us.

"This must be your first time here in Yoshiwara." She then slightly bows to me. "Please enjoy yourself here."

"Ah? ah!" I quickly get up and did the same thing.

She sure looks calm and collected, unlike the idiots over here, and her politeness made me lose my timing to say 'WHAT DO YOU EXPECT A MINOR LIKE ME TO ENJOY' or something like that.

"I am Tsukuyo, the Head of the Guards in Yoshiwara." She slightly bows again. "So if you have any problems feel free to ask me."

"Ah! I- I'm Tadakuni!"

I already know who she is but I still need to introduce myself as this is our first time meeting each other... and this introduction made my face hot...

"Hey! What now, Tadakun?" Gintoki grins after seeing my awkward actions. "You got hots for our Shinigami Daiyu?"

"It's Tadakuni. Why are you doing this on purpose?"

"Well, that's how boys in High School will react when approached by beautiful woman older than them." Hijikata has his eyes closed as he provides analysis of my action. "So there's nothing to worry about it."

(Thank you for your life experience but I don't think you need to read too much into my actions.)

"I think boys in puberty tend to have a thing for older woman. Maybe they want to submit to those women..." Okita starts to swing the handcuff with his finger. "But if you were me, you would show those women that they are nothing but waste... Hee hee."

(Only if I become a sadist like you.)

"Hahaha! Women will always have a hidden side to them." Gintoki adds with the knowledge he has about women. Even though he is not following the conversation but it is not off topic. "Like our Shinigami Daiyu here, she will become a drunk dynamit- AH!"

Gintoki just took a kunai to his head.

"You don't expect me to stand around doing nothing when you trash talk about females." Tsukuyo shows a evil smirk while playing with another kunai in her hand. "Right, Gintoki-SAMA?"

"ah... yes..."

Seriously, Gintoki's reply was so soft that even I, who are sitting next to him, couldn't hear all of it.

"Ah, ah~ I'm tired and now I want to relax before my next shift." Tsukuyo points at Gintoki's side. "It's fine if I sit next to you, right? Gintoki-SAMA?"

(I think that's what they called 'you reap what you sow'.)

.=.=.=.=.=.

"Haa... You people..." Tsukuyo sighed as she takes a bite on her pipe. "I've heard countless conversation among the customers about these topics but it's my first time hearing this out in the open."

"Well, we are here to council the High School brat over there." Gintoki shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head back and forth. "Otherwise they will be fixed on the belief of 'High School Boys will talk about girls, think about girls, fantasize about girls and harass Tadakuni's Imouto'."

(Oi, you bastard! Could you leave my sister out of this conversation? No, actually don't just bring her in whenever you want to!)

"Ha! That's just your belief about 'High School Boys'." Tsukuyo looks at me with eyes filled with kindness. "Tadakuni is it? If there's anything you want to learn more about women, then you should ask a real woman like me."

"Tsk, tsk. You are wrong. Women will always leave out some important information about themselves." A man appeared from nowhere had his arm wrapped around my neck. "So your best bet is to ask professional stalkers about women. Right, Tadakuni-kun."

(No, don't just appear out of nowhere and act all that familiar with me. Just who the heck are you and why are you sitting next to me?)

"Since I'm a professional stalker so I could even tell you about everything about women..." The man smirks. "Including their private life."

(Oi, could the cops hurry up and put this pervert behind the bars?)

"K-Kondo-san!" Hijikata recognizes the pervert next to me and shouts out his name. "Just where have you been? We were looking for you!"

"Ah, you two were looking for me..." Kondo scratches his head in embarrassment and I could see him blushing. "I was always here. But sorry about that, to have my subordinates looking for me. What a disgrace."

(Don't blush, just die! You pervert! )

"We have a mission from old man Matsudara." Hijikata adds.

"A mission, huh. Looks like I happened to missed the details about it." Kondo makes a serious face. "I got my hands full with stalking Otae-san."

(DON'T USE STALKING AS AN EXCUSE FOR MISSING OUT IN A MISSION!)

"Hmph! That's too shallow minded, Gorilla!" A woman with an eye patch appeared out of nowhere and is now sitting next to me. "You won't learn everything about Tae-chan if you just stalk her, you also need know how she thinks."

"You bastard, to doubt me about my stalking skills..." Kondo is not happy to see the woman here. "Just as expected from my love rival."

(Okay, now we have another stalker in the group.)

"Tadakuni is it? I'm Yagyuu Kyuubei, the person who will marry Tae-chan." Kyuubei introduced herself, while adding some additional information, after knowing my name. "I've heard what you guys were talking about."

(You were listening? Just when were you guys here?)

"So do you mind telling me..." She gets closer to me as she is embarrassed to say something out loud. "The people who are willing to trade away their Kin*ama."

(JUST WHAT WERE YOU LISTENING TO?! AND PLEASE FOLLOW THE CONVERSATION DAMNIT!)

"No! You are wrong, Yagyuu Kyuubei. You are not following right." A woman with red glasses is hanging down the ceiling. "I think this new kid should learn more about the world of adults. YES, the world of S's and M's!"

(SHUT UP! YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN HER!)

"Would you guys mind quiet it down? You guys are making a scene here!" Tsukuyo looks displeased and downed her glass of water. "Jeez, you guys are such kids!"

"Huh? Don't lump us together with you, Tsuki!" Sarutobi shouted while enjoying the sensation of the tight ropes on her. "You are the kid here who only still drinks water!"

(Oi, oi! You two are acting like kids here!)

"Hah! I'm totally fine with drinking sake here!" Tsukuyo stands and claps her hands. "Hey, someone! Bring me some sake!"

"Wait, don't be so hasty!"

"Why are you trying to stop me, Gintoki?" Tsukuyo took out her kunai's. "Are you not scared to lose your life here?"

"No, I am scared." Gintoki holds tighter onto Tsukuyo. "But I will definitely die if I were to let you drink!"

"W-Wait. J-Just-" Tsukuyo's begins to heat up as Gintoki holds tighter onto her. "J-JUST WHERE ARE YOU TOUCHING?!"

Tsukuyo snaps and gives Gintoki a German Suplex.

(IS THIS SOME COMEDY SHOW?!)

"Ahn?! Do you think I would stay quiet if you bash at Kondo-san like that?!" Hijikata shows a face like a delinquent (Seriously, it suits him). "YOU HAVING A DYING WISH, HUH?! YOU CROSS-DRESSER!"

"Hmph? You want to take it outside, Dog of Shinsengumi?" Kyuubei returns the taunt. "Don't underestimate the techniques of Yagyuu-ryuu!"

"Stop, Toshi." Kondo, for the second time, puts up another serious face. "We don't start fight like thugs on the street."

"No, no, no. That's not true, Kondo-san." Okita shakes his head back and forth. "Hijikata over here is well suited to be those useless thugs on the street who are bound to be beaten by the hero in a certain alleyway." Okita draws up a human body of Hijikata. "You could see it by looking at his appearance and Seiyuu..." He then gives a smirk. "See, the genes are all in him."

"Okay, Sougo. Let's go to that alleyway right now."

(WHERE DID YOU SEE AN ALLEYWAY IN THIS BUILDING?!)

Then, hell breaks loose in this brothel.

It is because of the influence by these idiots, all the guest got too excited (also from their drinks) and started fights everywhere in this building.

There are bottles, glasses, chairs, tables and even the waiters flying all over the place.

"OI, stop fooling around!" I raise my complaint to Gintoki. "Don't forget we have to watch over the Shogun!"

"Does this looks like I'm fooling around!" Gintoki dodges a few sake bottles and glasses. "I'm trying to survive here."

"Then make sure to keep the Shogun safe while you at it."

"What are you, a Tyrant?" Gintoki points at the Shogun's direction. "And besides, they are totally unfazed by the current situation. No, they are totally in a 'Two People World' type of thing right now!"

"'"WHAT?!"'"

The two Otae-Stalkers pushed my face back in order to take my position.

"How dare that 'Useless ASSHOLE' get so close to my Tae-chan!" Kyuubei draws her sword. "I will slice him right now, that Shou-chan guy!"

(THAT'S THE SHOGUN YOU SHOULD BE SERVING!)

"NO! OTAE-SAN!" Kondo starts to cry. "IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH A H*IRY *SS, TAKE MINE!"

(JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!)

An ashtray came from Otae's direction and landed on Kondo's head.

(She heard him?!)

"Let's just ignore them, Shou-chan." Otae smiles and raises her hand. "We should continue with our game."

(Wait they are still playing games in this situation?)

"..." Shogun nods and did the same as Otae.

(SAY SOMETHING! AREN'T YOU THE SHOGUN?! WHY ARE YOU JUST FOLLOWING HER PACE?!)

"Ready... Rock-Paper-Scissors!"

Otae has a fist while the Shogun had a scissor.

"Ahaha! You lost, Shou-chan!" Otae, with a beautiful smile on her face, picked up a glass of alcohol. "Now you must drink it 3"

"..." Shogun extends his hands indicating that he would drink it on his own.

"Ah! There's no need for that, Shou-chan." Otae-chan quickly pull the glass of alcohol close to her. "It's our job as a hostess to help our customers in all kind of service."

And after saying that, Otae smiled and with full force...

"So DRINK IT!"

She smashes the glass of alcohol into Shogun's face.

(OI! I'M SURE THAT'S NOT PART OF A HOSTESS'S SERVICE!)

*Shogun has fallen*

(OH, NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!)

"Oh, my. Are you alright, Shou-chan?" Otae lifts Shogun's head off the table. "Oh! *hic* You are just drunk. *hic*"

(No, you are the person who's piss drunk here.)

"Ahaha! *hic* How silly. *hic" She holds Shogun by his face with one of her hand. "*hic*Now I will have to wake you up. *hic*"

And she begins smashing Shogun's face into the table.

"WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"

(SOMEBODY STOP HER!)

"WHAT THE HELL, TADAKUNI?!" Gintoki quickly rashes to my side. "I thought you were watching over the Shogun while I was dealing with those two stalkers!"

"What do you expect a normal 'High School Boy' like me to do in this situation!" I point out the fact that I'm much more normal than normal when compared to them. "All I could do is to have as less presence as possible."

"Don't worry. I have sent Sougo to erase the evidence." Hijikata got behind me. "With Shogun out we just need to make sure that he thinks Otae assaulting him is just a dream."

(Is that even possible?)

"Alright, Mr. Customer." Okita walks to Otae and the Shogun with a red candle in his hand. "This is the candle you've ordered."

(WHO WOULD ORDER THAT BESIDES YOU? AND IN THE FIRST PLACE WHY ARE YOU DISGUISED AS A WAITER?!)

"Oh," Sarutobi looks delighted. "That boy has a good taste."

(NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR COMMENT!)

"Ahn? *hic* I didn't order jack. *hic* Hurry and take it away. *hic*"

Otae makes a hand motion of 'shoo shoo' to chase Okita away like a dog.

(See, it won't work on normal people.)

"Don't say that. It will look really romantic if I lit it up." Okita takes out a lighter and lights Shogun's mage on fire. "Look, isn't it pretty?"

"'"WHICH PART?!"'" (WHAT THE HELL?!)

Hijikata grabs onto Okita's collar.

"JUST WHAT ARE YOU THINKING LIGHTING SHOGUN'S MAGE ON FIRE?"

"You wanted me to erase the evidence, right? So I decided to erase the evidence of him being the Shogun." Okita then makes a smirk. "And of course you will be responsible for that. Right, Hijikata?"

"That's not funny at all! Why would I take responsibility for this crap?" Hijikata swings his sword on Okita. "Now since I'm at it, let's just make you Senppuku right here, right now!"

"Oi, oi. Relax, Hijikata. It was meant to be a joke, no need to be so murderous." Okita dodges Hijikata's swings and then places one of his hands on Shogun's mage and extinguished the fire using his bare hand. "See, now it's all gone..."

"..." "..." "..."

Both Hijikata and Gintoki went silent after Okita makes a suddenly pause in his statement. Well, even I was speechless.

Yes, the fire on Shogun's head is gone...

But that includes his mage...

Karasawa is taking a stroll around the residential area.

Even though it is suppose to be a relaxing and happy exercise, but there's no sign of any positive expression on his face.

It's not like he is doing this because he likes it. He's got a reason why he is out here like this.

(Those three monsters... Why do they always hang around my house for no particular reason?)

That's right; currently there are three people, Kamui, Tagasugi and Hanbara, drinking tea and chatting happily. But the conversations they have and the atmosphere in the house are not something a normal human like Karasawa could bear.

Therefore Karasawa won't be able to go back home until those three people leaves his house.

And to his surprise, this is the first time he thinks the outside is peaceful.

Until...

"'"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"'"

Terrible screams could be heard on the other side of the concrete wall next to him.

"Hm?!"

Then, a strange object floats its way down and lands in front of him.

Karasawa then picks up the strange object and to his surprise that it's not just a blue-stripe cloth...

"What is this doing here...?" Karasawa opens the cloth up. "T-This is-"

Just as he is about to reveal the true identity of this foreign object, he feels an evil aura behind him.

He turns around to see a girl standing by the entrance of the house... but to him the girl is no different to a monster in his eyes right now...

"?!"

And out of reflex Karasawa started running away from the girl.

"Hey! Why are you running?!"

"IT'S SURVIVAL INSTINCT!"

Funky Girls' Preview

"Hi there, everyone! This is Yanagin speaking."

"I am Ikushima."

"We are here to thank you for taking your time to read thi-"

"Hey, Yanagin."

"What? Can't you see I'm trying to do a preview here?"

"Sorry if I interrupted you but... where's Hanbara?"

"Huh? Wasn't she right... Ah! Where is she?"

"Look she even left a note."

"Note? Why would she leave a note?"

"'I'm going to find Toshiyuki. Hanbara.' is written there."

"Crap, we need to go now."

"Eh? Why?"

"If you still want to see Toshiyuki then we need to find either one of them before the dark version of Hanbara finds him."

"?!"

"Let's go!"

A/N:

Hey, what's up guys. Sorry for taking too long on this one (and furthermore it's not even finished).

Well, the main reason was that I was kinda slacking off on this one...

And guess what, this chapter is actually a version two since I wasn't happy with the previous version so I have to rewrite the whole. There are two main reasons, one was that it wasn't funny at all (even though it was indeed creative) and the other is that it's being too 'Gintama' -like as in hardly any of the Daily Life's characters even appeared.

Actually it's the same with this chapter so I added a second story which focuses on the Daily Life's characters.

The main reason I ended this chapter here was because right now I'm very eager to write Toaru Fanfic (lol) but also I don't want to make the chapter too long.

Okay, there are so many things I want to say but let's end this boring talk.

Anyway, thanks for the reviews they indeed did give me motivation for writing this fanfic.

Oh, just as a sidenote. I've reached the end of my random ideas so after the next chapter (which is the part 2 of this story) I'm going to write the main story I've planned since a long time ago.

Please don't expect anything {XoX}''