It had been precisely a week since the 'milk incident' and neither John nor Sherlock had mentioned it. The awkwardness that followed the incident fortunately, only lasted that night and the morning after til a case presented itself.

Although John hadn't talked about the incident, it certainly did not mean he hadn't thought about it. In fact, he found it was the only thing he could think of – not that he minded. John had almost fully accepted the fact that he was completely in love with his prick of a roommate. Though he had acknowledged it, he refused to do anything about it. No touching Sherlock and no touching himself. 'That,' thought John 'would make this too real'. The only problem he had with Sherlock being on his mind was that he seemed to have a perpetual hard on. He could manage hiding it at home or in the back of a taxi, that was fine. He decided enough was enough however, when after a particularly erotic fantasy at work occurred and he ended up so horny he had to leave 2 hours before his shift was due to finish. Something had to give.

John was no longer felt comfortable touching himself in the lounge where the 'milk incident' had occurred or anywhere besides his bedroom. That was until one morning, while enjoying a cup of tea after relieving his morning wood, Sherlock had deduced what John had spent his morning doing. John swore never to wank in the apartment again. Ever.

Unfortunately for John, when he stopped his daily release the thoughts of Sherlock were amplified. Erotic fantasies of Sherlock plagued him not only during the day but while he slept too. He awoke one night after a vivid dream of Sherlock spread out underneath him, to a sticky mess covering himself. It was that night in the shower while cleaning himself off that a thought came to him. A brilliant thought. If he gets himself off in the shower Sherlock will never know. All evidence to deduce would be washed away. From that day on John attended to himself everyday 'and Sherlock is none the wiser' thought john smugly.

Hello my lovely readers! Thank you so much for your reviews they gave me motivation to write this. I know its tiny but it continues into the next chapter which will be posted in the next hour or so. Sorry for leaving you waiting unfortunately Year 12 has burden me with piles upon piles of homework x