Idk...it seems my chapters aren't becoming as funny as they used to be. :/
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Balding Dogs
2Hot4U: wat did u do 2 me T_T
Rumpel: Hmm?
2Hot4U: u did this didnt u
2Hot4: well rumpystinkshit it's on. IT'S ON.
Rumpel: Haha, I'd like to see you try.
Rumpel: Help me.
Belle: Help u with what?
Rumpel: Help me with this potion. I need some oak leaves, but I've run out.
Belle: Can't u go get them urself?
Rumpel: No. I don't want Hook to come and stab me again.
Belle: ...What did u do 2 Hook?
Rumpel: Nothing.
Belle: ...
Rumpel: Umm, I may have made him bald?
Rumpel: But that's not the bad part. We've waged war against each other, and I'm determined to win.
Rumpel: So please help me and get me some oak leaves, love.
Belle: Fine. I'm only doing this because I love u :/
Rumpel: :) Thank you.
2Hot4U: cora i need ur help!
Cora: 030
2Hot4U: i need u 2 help me beat rumpystinkshit!
Cora: o-o
2Hot4U: y
Cora: :/
2Hot4U: fine then i'll find sum1 else!
Cora: :P
2Hot4U: swan
Emma: What do u want now Hook? .-.
2Hot4U: let's kill rumpystinkshit together!
Emma: ...Rumpystinkshit?
2Hot4U: rumpelstiltskin
Emma: Y Rumpystinkshit?
2Hot4U: long story but he made me bald and i need 2 get revenge on him!
Emma: Woah woah Gold made u bald?!
2Hot4U: ...yes
Emma: HAAH. I need 2 c this!
2Hot4U: NOOOOOO.
Emma sent Archie, Pongo, Regina, Rumpel, Belle, Charming, Snow, 2Hot4U, Ruby, GrannyLucas, Henry, Neal, Cora, BlueFairy, TwelveDwarves, and OtherStorybrookeResidents an image.
Regina: ...What's this?
Emma: *snicker* Hook
Charming: How is this Hook?
Regina: It looks more like a suited pirate thumb.
Charming: If we replace his pirate clothes with a suit, shave off all his remaining facial hair, get rid of all his guyliner, and attach sunglasses on him I'd say he looks like Pitbull.
Regina: No, fuck off Charming.
Charming: What?
Regina: You're not funny, and that's old. Fuck. Off.
Charming: :/
Pongo: *woof!*
Emma: Wait how does Pongo have a cell phone?
Ruby: i bought it 4 him. :) he said he was lonely with no other ppl 2 talk 2
Pongo: *woof!*
Emma: And how will we know what Pongo is saying? o.o
Ruby: easy! i can translate :)
Emma: Rnt u wolf though?
Ruby: dogs r related 2 wolves :P
Pongo: *woof!*
Ruby: yep. pongo says he's related to a wolf in alaska. that's interesting pongo! :o
Archie: Does Pongo have anything nice 2 tell us?
Pongo: *roarf roarf woof!*
Ruby: i c, i c. pongo says he's gonna b a dad.
Archie: ...What.
Pongo: *wooofff~*
Ruby: she's the dog that lives with jefferson and grace
Henry: Grace did some1 say Grace?! :D
Pongo: *woof woof wooof~*
Ruby: he's a father of 6
Ruby: congrats pongo i'm so proud 4 u :'D
Pongo: *arf!*
Ruby: oh he also said he's another father of 8... :S
Archie: Pongo, u have some explaining 2 do. T_T
Pongo: *whinee...*
Archie, Pongo, and Ruby have left the conversation.
Cora: :ooo
Snow: Is Hook running around Storybrooke NAKED?!
2Hot4U: THIGH ISH NUTS FONDUE!
2Hot4U: ICK COCONUT GUTS ROD OOF TITS
Belle: ...Rumpel, what did u do 2 Hook?
Rumpel: :)
Hook: RICKY WAIL POO FORAGE TITS
Hook: HOOKER ROAR!
Rumpel: *poof!*
Neal: O.O What happened 2 papa?!
BlueFairy: He was turned in2 a dog! HAHAHAHA. SERVES HIM RIGHT!
Rumpel's username has been changed to RumpelDog.
Cora: ;)
BlueFairy: LET US GO AND RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON UNICORNS CORA!
Cora: :D
BlueFairy and Cora have left the conversation.
Emma: Well...that was...
Regina: Interesting.
Henry: Sooo...any1 want some ice cream?! :D
Emma, Hook, Neal, RumpelDog, Belle, GrannyLucas, 2Hot4U, TwelveDwarves, Charming, Snow, Regina, and OtherStorybrookeResidents have left the conversation.
Henry: hellooo?
Henry: any1?
Henry: moooom? daaad?
Henry: :/ They left.
Henry has left the conversation.