No date? Oh well that's what bro's are for!

I based this of a post on Tumblr.

"Did you hear that?" Marley asked, a little shocked at the loud bang and "Oh fuck yes!" she heard through the wall.

"Yea...Who do you think it is?" Jake said right before a loud "Oh shit! BLAINE! Harder!" was screamed by a high pitched voice.

They both just sat in shock for a second "Well that sorta kills any plans I had for tonight..." Jake whispered to him self a little disappointed.

"Baby, you always take it so good. You missed me hu? Missed me taking you good and hard against the wall"

"Oh my god...I will never be able to look him in the eye again" Marley whispered through her shocked haze.

"Who is he Fucking though? Tina has no dick, so that's a no. Klaine split.."

"Klaine? What's that?" Marley interrupted him

"It is the couple of name my brother uses for Kurt and Blaine. Anyway they split so it would not be Kurt. Who else is gay that we know?"

Before Marley could answer they heard glass break and Blaine scream. "Oh shit Kurt, baby, I'm gonna cum!"

Both their eyes widened. "OK so maybe Klaine did not split as much as we thought"

"Me to, oh god me to!" Kurt screamed, followed by a long silence

"Uh...they are finished I think. So do you want to just stay and watch TV or something..." Marley suggested awkwardly.

"Yea...So what do you want to watch" Jake asked, jumping to turn on the TV. Wanting to burn the sounds and visuals from his mind as fast as posseble.

"Round two?" They then heard Kurt ask

"Oh please no..." Jake pleaded

"God yes! But this time I bottom, and I wont break a lamp!" Followed by a girlish giggle.

Marley and Jake looked at each other with wide eyes before grabbing their things and running out of the room as fast as they possibly could. But not fast enough to miss the new round of slamming and moaning omitting from room 206.

Friday just before glee, Jake and Marley were standing out side the room waiting for Mr. Shue to come unlock the door.

"Hey guys! How was the rest of your valentine's day?" Blaine, who suddenly appeared at their side, asked. The couple just stared at Blaine for a moment. Jake was the first to speak "Uh...good we went to dinner."

"Again? That's sweet! I never actually got to go on a valentine's day date!"

"What about the past 2 years with Kurt" Marley asked

"In softmore year we weren't dating, last year I was in the hospital, and we were broken up this year...So, nope never!" Blaine was still smiling his thousand watt smile.

"Oh but you and Kurt still had a very nice valentines day didn't you?" Jake said suggestively.

Marley turned to him in shock, and Blaine palled.

"Uh...I...uh...look! Mr. Shue is here!" Blaine stuttered out. Marley and Jake turned around to see only a hallway of rambunctious teenagers ready for the weekend. When they turned back around to ask Blaine were the teacher went he was not there. They only just looked up in time to see Blaine dash around the corner.

I just realized that this is the closest thing to porn I will ever write...

Also why does have better spellcheck then my computer?

-Tori