DANS POV
"Please don't do this." Rebecca croaked in between sobs. "I didn't do anything! Please!" I could tell she was desperate, and this made what I was about to do so much harder. She hasn't done anything yet, but in the future she will be the cause of one of the most infamous songs in our history, Friday. I take a deep breath as I prepare to finish the job I was assigned to do. I slowly raise my gun and Rebecca squirms wildly in the chair she is tied to. "NOOOOOO! WHAT DID I DO!? I'M JUST A GIRL!" She cries helplessly. I couldn't help but feel guilty because even though she will be the source of many irritable internet memes in the future, she is still just a 13 year old girl. Come on, Dan. You have done this a million times. This shouldn't be hard. Just pull the trigger! I decide to listen to the little voice in my head. I take another deep breath as I pull the trigger. Her screams stop.
I press the button on my bracelet and I begin to teleport back into the present time. Time travel still makes my stomach a bit queasy. I suppose I should explain what just happened. My name is Daniel Howell, but I'm also known as danisnotonfire on youtube. About a year ago I made a controversial youtube video that apparently would have started the biggest shit storm in internet history if not stopped. This earned me a visit from the G.A.Y, (the group of assassin youtubers). They are a secret agency of elite youtubers hired by the government to go back in time to eliminate any problems that would cause the internet to be a more annoying place, such as Rebecca Black. Yes, I know what you may be thinking, time travel? Doesn't that seem a little far-fetched? I thought so at first too. It was actually discovered in the year 2000, but members of the G.A.Y. are the only humans allowed to know it exists.
Anyways, I received an unexpected visit from a fellow youtuber, Grace Helbig, about a year ago. She was sent to kill me, but she couldn't bring herself to do it because she was a fan of my videos. Instead, she let me live as long as I promised not to make the video. Since I already knew too much by her being there, she took me to the G.A.Y. headquarters were I was inducted a member of the agency. The leader of the agency is actually a friend of mine, Chris Kendall. Ever since that day, I have been traveling back in time to stop problems before they happen. Aside from occasionally killing people, it's actually a very rewarding job because I get to make the internet a much better place.
After about 3 minutes, I arrived back at the headquarters where I was greeted by my friend PJ. "Hey Dan," He waves at me with a huge grin on his face.
"What's up, Peej?" I ask when I see him. "I've just gotten rid of YOLO!" He says excitedly. "What's YOLO?" I ask, confused. "Oh yea, you wouldn't remember it anymore, but it was a huge sensation all across the internet and even I real life! People did stupid things and used YOLO as an excuse. It stands for you only live once." He explained. Another thing about this job is that only the person who gets rid of the problem can remember it once it's been eliminated from history.
"Oh god that sounds terrible! Way to go PJ!" I say. "It's almost 2:00, I think we should head over our boss and see if there is any other cases we need to do. " PJ says as we start walking. When we arrive at the Chris's office, he is hunched over his desk deep in thought. "Ah, welcome agents," he says grimly. "We have a slight problem."