Gardevoir and Lopunny's Fart Contest
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: I can't get over these two! I just can't! Now you know why no one likes to be behind Team Charm...not that I heard anyone say it...eh, I dunno. Just read.
Gardevoir and Lopunny were at the Team Charm household, both of them relaxing after a long day, while Medicham, the third member of Team Charm, was reading a newspaper.
"Look at this! Mustached Green Man Arrested For The 45th Time!" Medicham claimed while reading the newspaper.
"Wow. Green really isn't his color. That or whoever keeps arresting him must hate him." Lopunny claimed while she was relaxing on the sofa.
Gardevoir stretched her arms as she got up from her chair, rubbing her right hip. "Yeah. Poor man." Then, Gardevoir's stomach growled loudly. "Pardon me." Gardevoir bent down a little, farting loudly as she sighed of relief.
"Gross!" Medicham complained. "Please don't do that!"
Gardevoir frowned in response to Medicham's comment. "Sorry. But I had to let that one go."
"You should be sorry!" Lopunny responded. "Because that was nothing! Take a gander at this! " Lopunny lifted her legs, letting out a huge fart that was louder and grosser than Gardevoir's.
"Good Arceus, Lopunny! Why did you do that?" Medicham complained, the lingering smell reaching her as she coughed in response.
"What? It's only gas!" Lopunny admitted as another raunchy fart emerged from her butt cheeks, her legs still up. "Besides, it makes cute and sexy gals like us, more charming!"
Gardevoir wafted the air to get the smell of Lopunny's fart away from her. "Tell me about it!" she farted loudly again, her flatulence lifting her white dress as her fart lasted 10 seconds, turning from raunchy to wet.
Lopunny got up from the sofa, placing her hands on her hips, impressed by Gardevoir's fart. "Wow Gardevoir! You're one gassy Psychic-type! They should call you...Fartevoir!"
Gardevoir laughed at Lopunny's witty pun, farting loudly as she did. "Thanks! And they should call you...um...Lo-poot-ny...?"
Lopunny shook her head, pooting in response. "Don't worry about me. You're one the who taught me that farting is not so bad! Now I feel the same way that Princess Daisy feels about her farts!"
Gardevoir couldn't help but laugh, more farts erupting from her big butt underneath her white dress. "Good for you! Wait, you know her?"
Lopunny chuckled as she released a loud tuba fart that she held in for a few seconds. "She's the princess of Sarasaland, and she's very well known for her gas. Of course I know her!"
Gardevoir smiled as she let out another raunchy fart, feeling her dress warm up. "Wow. I'm glad you learned something from me."
Medicham got annoyed as she preceded to walk out of the room. "When did I become the mature one?" she complained. "Oh whatever. I don't have time for this. Have a farting contest for all I care!" Medicham walked out of the room, not being able to put up with her two gassy teammates anymore.
"A farting contest..." Gardevoir thought as a silent fart passed out of her ass, causing the inside of her dress to stink worse than a garbage dump. "That's not a bad idea! What do you think, Lopunny?"
Lopunny thought for a moment as she released yet another loud, raunchy fart, her gas lasting for 23 seconds. "You're on, Fartevoir! By the way don't try to come up with a fart pun for me. Just call me LoPUNny." she joked as she pooted.
Gardevoir once again couldn't help but laugh, another raunchy fart lifting her white dress. "Without the emphasis. Sure thing, Lopunny!"
Gardevoir and Lopunny started stinking it up together as they each faced their sexy butts at each other, each of them letting out loud farts that filled the household. Gardevoir let out loud, deep pitched toots that kept her white dress lifted, revealing her butt cheeks while Lopunny released loud, trombone toots, her furry butt feeling warm as the gas came out, both girls enjoying themselves as they kept farting away.
THE END...of the chapter.
Yoshizilla-Fan: Fartevoir. How fitting. That'll work quite nice.