Hey Owlets...I'm back. I've recovered from Halloween and I'm ready to go. ENJOY
DO NOT COME HOME- JMM
why?-SMM
JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE SEB-JMM
Jim what's wrong-SMM
Nothing Just Don't Come Home-JMM
What did you break-SMM
And please don't say our children-SMM
Nooooo, nothing is wrong with our spawn-JMM
Why are you lying to me Jim, did you accidentally murder our children-SMM
No I would never do that-JMM
Are our children even alive-SMM
I would tell you, but I kinda, sorta...lost 2 of them-JMM
WHAT!-SMM
I'm sorry Seb I've looked everywhere and I can't find them. I sent every one I trust to look for them and I can't find them-JMM
JIM NO ONE IS LOOKING FOR THEM YOU DONT TRUST ANYONE-SMM
HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET LOST-SMM
Well you know that Jillian has gone into full mommy mode ever since we brought Mary and Molly home. Well she asked me if she could sit in the rocking chair and hold Molly. I said yes and she took Molly and walked down the hall, I thought she went into the girls' room. I check on her 5 minutes later and they where nowhere to be found. Plus the front door was wide open-JMM
Is Mary ok-SMM
She's fine-JMM
Jillian couldn't have opened that door if she was carrying Molly-SMM
OH GOD SEB OUR BABIES WHERE KIDNAPPED-JMM
Calm down Jim-SMM
I can't fricken calm down Sebastian MY BABIES ARE IN THE HANDS OF SOME LOW LIFE CRIMINAL-JMM
Jim calm down it's going to be ok. We're gonna find this guy and punish him accordingly-SMM
COME HOME PLEASE-JMM
I'm already on my way-SMM
I'm going to check the building again-JMM
I'm going to check the block-SMM
Oh my actual lord-JMM
What Jim-SMM
Jim-SMM
James-SMM
JAMES JETHRO MORIARTY ASNWER MY CALLS RIGHT THIS INSTANT-SMM
COLONEL SEBASTIAN CORNELIUS MORAN WILL YOU SHUT UP I FOUND THEM-JMM
THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME-SMM
BECAUSE I WAS GETTING REAMED BY OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SAW THEM WALKING DOWN THE HALL AND PULLED THEM INTO HER FLAT-JMM
ARE THEY OK-SMM
JILLIAN WAS EATING A FRICKEN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE WHEN I CAME IN, I THINK THEY'RE FINE-JMM
Good-SMM
Jillian said she was showing Molly around and that's why she left-JMM
Is our daughter stupid-JMM
She does have your DNA-SMM
Molly WAS INVOLVED IN THIS TOO-JMM
She was an unwilling participant, just face it Molly and I are the smart ones in the family-SMM
I'm a criminal mastermind, you shoot people. There is no way your smarter than me-JMM
I, a gruff dishonorably discharged colonel, managed to convince an asexual criminal mastermind, you, that I was important enough to bed and wed-SMM
I'm not asexual-JMM
You aren't now-SMM
Well...ok then. I hope you enjoyed, please leave a nice review, and as always THANKS FOR READING.
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