Hey Owlets...I'm back. I've recovered from Halloween and I'm ready to go. ENJOY

DO NOT COME HOME- JMM

why?-SMM

JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE SEB-JMM

Jim what's wrong-SMM

Nothing Just Don't Come Home-JMM

What did you break-SMM

And please don't say our children-SMM

Nooooo, nothing is wrong with our spawn-JMM

Why are you lying to me Jim, did you accidentally murder our children-SMM

No I would never do that-JMM

Are our children even alive-SMM

I would tell you, but I kinda, sorta...lost 2 of them-JMM

WHAT!-SMM

I'm sorry Seb I've looked everywhere and I can't find them. I sent every one I trust to look for them and I can't find them-JMM

JIM NO ONE IS LOOKING FOR THEM YOU DONT TRUST ANYONE-SMM

HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET LOST-SMM

Well you know that Jillian has gone into full mommy mode ever since we brought Mary and Molly home. Well she asked me if she could sit in the rocking chair and hold Molly. I said yes and she took Molly and walked down the hall, I thought she went into the girls' room. I check on her 5 minutes later and they where nowhere to be found. Plus the front door was wide open-JMM

Is Mary ok-SMM

She's fine-JMM

Jillian couldn't have opened that door if she was carrying Molly-SMM

OH GOD SEB OUR BABIES WHERE KIDNAPPED-JMM

Calm down Jim-SMM

I can't fricken calm down Sebastian MY BABIES ARE IN THE HANDS OF SOME LOW LIFE CRIMINAL-JMM

Jim calm down it's going to be ok. We're gonna find this guy and punish him accordingly-SMM

COME HOME PLEASE-JMM

I'm already on my way-SMM

I'm going to check the building again-JMM

I'm going to check the block-SMM

Oh my actual lord-JMM

What Jim-SMM

Jim-SMM

James-SMM

JAMES JETHRO MORIARTY ASNWER MY CALLS RIGHT THIS INSTANT-SMM

COLONEL SEBASTIAN CORNELIUS MORAN WILL YOU SHUT UP I FOUND THEM-JMM

THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME-SMM

BECAUSE I WAS GETTING REAMED BY OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SAW THEM WALKING DOWN THE HALL AND PULLED THEM INTO HER FLAT-JMM

ARE THEY OK-SMM

JILLIAN WAS EATING A FRICKEN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE WHEN I CAME IN, I THINK THEY'RE FINE-JMM

Good-SMM

Jillian said she was showing Molly around and that's why she left-JMM

Is our daughter stupid-JMM

She does have your DNA-SMM

Molly WAS INVOLVED IN THIS TOO-JMM

She was an unwilling participant, just face it Molly and I are the smart ones in the family-SMM

I'm a criminal mastermind, you shoot people. There is no way your smarter than me-JMM

I, a gruff dishonorably discharged colonel, managed to convince an asexual criminal mastermind, you, that I was important enough to bed and wed-SMM

I'm not asexual-JMM

You aren't now-SMM

Well...ok then. I hope you enjoyed, please leave a nice review, and as always THANKS FOR READING.

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