HEY WHAT IS THIS? It's a GermanyxReader fic, of course! I just love these, so I figured I make one! Warnings are maybe language, suggestive dialogue (wurst duh) and thats about it. YOU'RE TURN, DISCLAIMERS!:

DISCLAIMERS: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT/GERMANY NOR DO I OWN YOU (CAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE REALLY AWKWARD)

And so, without further ado, I give you: Germany!

'It's kinda cold out.' You think to yourself as you walk across the old asphalt, looking up at the dreary sky. You had just gotten to Germany from your home country, and you decided to take a walk. Today had been pretty odd; you had seen a man from across the airport with the most baby blue eyes, and the most golden blond hair. He was absolutely beautiful.

But you didn't even know him.

And besides, he was standing right next to a beautiful Italian looking woman with long hair. They had to be together.

You stop on the sidewalk, sighing and seeing a cloud of warm air erupt from your mouth as you breathe. 'Damn, Germany is cold.' You think. You see a black Audi R8 in the driveway of a nearby house. 'That's his car! I saw him get in it when we drove the airport to the hotel!' You exclaim in your head. You and your mom had gotten in a fight in the hotel room about exploring the city of Berlin on your own, and you ended up storming out. And you really don't wanna go back. You walk up to the house and sigh. 'This is so dangerous.' You think, knocking on the door. You hear the loud barking of what has to be 3 huge German Shepherds bounding to the door.

"Kein sitzen!" You hear behind the door. You could instantly tell it was him, with that loud, stern voice to match the face, you were sure he was the one you saw. He opens the door and you see him up close this time.

'Oh god he's sexy.'

"Hallo. Sprechen sie Deutsch?" That was one of the first things you ever learned in German. You shake your head.

"Ehm... N-Nien. Entschuldigung." You quickly apologize, looking into this guy's eyes. 'They're so... blue.' He blinks and smiles softly.

And in the most sexy, deep, heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, German-America voice, he replies:

"I zought so. Do I know you, kleine?"

You practically melt, just staring at the German with wide eyes and a mouth that's half open.

"I uh... uuuh..." You barely manage to reply. He furrows his eyebrows and snaps his fingers in front of your face, leaning on the doorframe.

"Uhm... Are you okay? Hallo?" He says worriedly. You shake your head and blink rapidly, your face a bright shade of pink now.

"Oh uh, I'm fine. Sorry about that I..." You sigh and look down. He gasps and chuckles.

"Its alright. Vhat did you need by the vay?" You look up at him, almost in disbelief.

"I had a falling out with my mom in a hotel a few blocks from here, and I didn't think to uh,... bring food." It really damaged your pride, asking a stranger in another country for food. He hums and opens the door wider, allowing you to come in.

"I'll help you. Komm rein."

And there you are! I will try updating regularly, maybe once a week if I'm lucky? I'm gonna have so much fun with this one XD Please review, and if you want me to continue just say so! I promise the title will make sense later on. Thank yooooou!

Translations:

"Kein sitzen!" - "Sit down!"

"Hallo. Sprechen sie Deutsch?" - "Hello. Do you speak German?"

"Ehm... N-Nien. Entschuldigung." - "Ehm... N-No. Sorry."

"Komm rein." - "Come on in."