It was an ordinary day at the strangely pink school called Ouran Academy. Kyoya was frowning at his pineapple laptop screen. International American pop star, Noel Cassidy, had vanished from Mexico where she had her last concert. The last time she was seen, she was blathering on about finally managing to track someone down. After effortlessly hacking into her banks' account statistics he discovered that a small fraction of her enormous fortune had been recently removed, an hour or so before her disappearance. He cocked his head to the side and made a 'hmm' noise under his breath. There was no info as to who removed the money, or anyone removing the money at all. The yen was simply missing. It was a challenge.

And Kyoya ever so loved challenges.

Kyoya began to type and scroll and do all the Kyoya-like things to solve this mystery. It was even more amazing that he managed it with the twins trying to distract him by threatening to decapitate him during a nearby, vigorous game of kick-the-can-to-Kyoya.

"Hey! Host club!" A blonde girl, daughter of a multibillionaire CEO came rushing in suddenly. Kyoya recognized her. She was one of their more frequent customers.

She paid well over what she had to, too. He grinned as he thought of the interest rates' sudden change due to her requests and visits.

"Yes?" Kyoya asked politely, turning on a bit of his charm and watching as she blushed.

"Someone's helicopter is outside. It's not even going anywhere, it's just floating there. It's causing a commotion," She said quickly before running off, her cheeks aflame.

"Let's go check it out!" Tamaki said, striking a dramatic pose before running out of the room, the rest of the hosts following.

They rushed outside in time to see a black coloured helicopter opening it's doors. What seemed to be a young male appeared and turned back as if talking to someone. The mysterious male made wild gestures with his hands before he turned tail and faced downwards.

"NINJAAAAAAA-" A decidedly masculine voice rang out over the whiring sound of the helicopter. The students of Ouran were coming out in droves to see what all the commotion was about. "-JUUUMMMPPPPPP!" The voice rang again as the figure jumped off the helicopter and did several fancy spins in midair causing people to holler and clap in awe. Well, some of the students from lesser families did anyway. And Tamaki along with a wide-eyed Honey who let out a childish, "WOOOOW! How cool!".

Finally, after a parachute helped the boy not break his neck, the host club came face to face with a handsome young man with green eyes and dark brown hair. He was decidedly NOT Japanese.

"Hello! My name is Yuki Aki!" He exclaimed in crooked, accented Japanese. Immediately he frowned, puzzling and muttering. "I mean, Aki being my last name... So it would be Aki Yuki, no?"

"Yes, you are quite right. Hello and welcome to Ouran Academy. My name is Suoh Tamaki," Tamaki stepped forwards, flourishing roses and flouncing about like some slightly insane gazelle. The girls cooed, however Aki cocked his head to the side.

"Does he always carry roses around with him?" he wondered out loud. Tamaki bowed courteously to the boy, smiling and acting just as dramatic as usual.

"Don't be afraid to feel shy. Everyone is bashful at first, you know, and it is our responsibility as the Host Club to make you feel welcome!" He said, smiling up from beneath his eyelids as he had paused at a sort of bent shape, like he was going to go onto one knee to kiss Akis' knuckles, suddenly realizing Aki was a boy and freezing in place.

Aki Yuki first stared at him for a moment, looking uncomfortable and muttering, "Pinch me now," under his breath. Then he nodded knowingly, a strange twinkle appearing in his eye. 'Two can play at this game,' Aki thought, as he grinned. He grabbed one of the falling roses between his teeth and twirled, dancing around Tamaki, with a brilliant smile causing a few girls to faint and some of the others to blush. He bowed to Tamaki, re-introducing himself. Tamaki frowned, catching onto what Aki was doing and sulked in his corner, becoming extremely disgruntled that Aki-sama had managed to imitate him perfectly.

Haruhi slumped against the twins, muttering "Check my pupils and see if they're dilated!" Hikaru rolled his eyes at the shell-shocked girl, a smile tugging his lips.

"No, Haruhi-chan, you don't have a concussion." Kaoru answered sternly for his twin.

"Would any of you beautiful young ladies care to lead me to the Principal? It would be ever so helpful, as I wouldn't be able to find my way otherwise in this big school..." Aki-san sighed softly, smiling charmingly at the women in the crowd. Roses fell and the air around him seemed to turn a lovely shade of pink, causing girls to sigh dreamily or turn bright red as he pressed a button on his backpack. With a grande flourish, his parachute started to slowly vacuum itself into the his backpacks' large pouch, revealing that he was wearing the school's uniform. Look good in it too, Aki thought arrogantly.

'He's... too much... One Tamaki was bad enough but two!?' Haruhi thought, her brain going onto overdrive before she passed out in Hikaru's arms.

"I can show you if you wish, Aki-sama. My name is Ootori Kyoya," Kyoya said, stepping out from the shadows in which he had stood, his eyeglasses glinting brightly in the sunlight.

"Thank you Ootori-sama. Did I use that honorific right?" Aki asked, looking worried. Kyoya merely smiled.

"Uh, guys...I think Haruhi-chan is studying in that big library up there," Hikaru yelled to the other Hosts. "Uh, got anything to revive her? Cold water? Strange-smelling stuff? Salts? Medical icky-goo? I could use a little help here, you know," He waved at them.

"Mommy is going to be gone for a while," muttered Tamaki, trying to sulk and look dramatically lonely.

"Let's hope Kyoya-kun finishes this up, and no Tamaki-sama, you can NOT kill the new student just because he mocked you," Kaoru added smugly.

"I wasn't thinking of killing," Tamaki snorted, tossing his hair out of his eyes.

"Then maiming, injuring, utterly removing possibility to having little Yuki-juniors, perchance?" Kaoru crooned, laughing. Tamaki glared, yelling "No! Just... slipping into a comatose state due to 'accidental' use of powerful chemicals..."

"Guys?" Haruhi said as she opened her eyes and groaned, "My head is killing me and I could have sworn there was a guy who was like Tamaki-senpai's long-lost twin..."

"What, a twin? Like me? Why, nobody could imitate such charm... And uniqueness... Or such gentility...Nobody can ever replace the heart of a Golden Prince," Tamaki spoke, gesturing gracefully and spinning around, with Aki right next to him lip-syncing and copying his every move simultaneously. Only he looked much better at it then even Tamaki himself.

"Haruhi," Tamaki whimpered, as he stared at the slightly shorter, handsome boy, "I th-think we're h-having a n-nightmare!"

"Join the club," Hikaru muttered. "Oh so now you offer us attention, huh? What about when Haruhi fainted?"

"What?! Haruhi-chan fainted?! Kyoya! Call an ambulance, we must secure my daughter's safety!" Tamaki rattled over at the speed of light only to turn around and see that Kyoya and Aki were laughing as they walked away into the distance towards the school. "KYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY YYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!"