Me not own Seiken Densetsu 3. -_-;;; writing this so many times got me talking like Kevin.
A/N: a friend of mine came up with jokes about SD3 while on a chat, and I decided to think about more stuff and write them down. Don't kill me, my first attempt at pure humor. Oi.
ChibiRaye-chan's SD3 madness, aka ChibiRaye-chan needs more sleep
Things I noticed: When the faerie is inside the hero's head, she it… gasp NAKED! (PG-13 or not? More? Donno…)
Think of the dreams Kevin/Hawk/Duran must have had…
Although I can't help but feel sorry for Kevin. What a way to learn about the birds and the bees… sigh…
If you hear a small voice in your head talking about a sword and a goddess, this can only mean two things:
A) You will meet two good looking, deadly people with a traumatic past and you three will set off on a journey to find a lousy sword stuck at the base of a huge dying tree.
OR
B) You need professional help. And I do mean FAST.
If you lost your wolf pup (goddess forbid), go talk to your dad. After saying how weak and pathetic you are, he'll perform a magic trick and bring a new one right from under his cape. Wow! And then talk some more about how pathetic you were.
Ok, some random scenes:
Lise: [Uses Whirlwind Lance, slowly takes off] weeee, I can fly!
Director: -_-()
Carlie: [hangs on the bridge in the cave of waterfalls] Help. HELP!
Kevin: [rushes to help, slips, both fall]
Angela: Oi o.o;;;
Director: Who told me we don't need stunt people?!
When Bon Voyage sends you to the Molebear Highlands instead of Forcena:
Kevin: [lands on his feet] remind me NEVER to do this again! [Falls to the floor in pain]
Angela: I… I think I broke a nail… OH TO HECK WITH THE NAIL! I'M IN PAIN!
Carlie: someone dial 911, Carlie needs a doctor…
When you meet Bigiue in the valley of flames:
Bigiue: Come any closer, and the girl
goes into the flames!
Hawk: !
Nikita: dart
Hawk: MY EYE, MY EYE!
Director: CUT! Someone clean all this blood!
Hawk: Spilt Image Slice!
2nd Hawk: does this mean we get paid triple?
Director: x.x;;; someone. Someone shoot me. I beg of you.
The scenes where the villains absorb the sword of mana:
Dark Prince: What… This light… I can't see… I can… I can see it… I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!
[A ray of light shines upon the Dark Prince]
Party: halleluya halleluya halleluya halleluya halleeeeeeeeeluyaaaa!
Dragon Emperor: What's this light… I can't see… [Turns around, falls from the wall]
[Party and Koren rush to look]
Kevin: ouchies
Duran: That's just GOTTA hurt!
Angela: well, he's dead, now what?
Koren: Starbux?
Director: bashes head against wall this is going to be a looooooong night!
Lise: Shooting Star!
2nd Lise: So it's like we agreed, right? We get paid extra?
Hawks: AH HA!
Director: ()¬¬
Kevin: Seiryuu Death Fist!
[Attack sequence ends, Kevin looks around at destroyed equipment and injured crew.]
Kevin: This won't come out of my salary, will it?
Director: [is lying on the floor, hurt] take five.
Between takes
DeathJester: [To the camera] I also do weddings, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvas!
Duran: Vacuum Sword!
[Attack sequence ends, Duran looks around at destroyed equipment and injured staff]
Duran: This will NOT come out of my salary, I make less money than Heath!
Heath: :D
Angela: Oh, Duraaaaaaan! *sing a song voice*
Duran: [Turns around. Sees that he cut Angela's hair] Er, oopsy? o.o()
Angela: [calls her staff]
Director: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Between takes again
Kevin: [glasses on] say, Charlotte, what did you think of the new molecular diagram from NASA?
Charlie: I think it's idiotic, my friends and I built a better one which show the micron qualities of…
Angela: o.o;;; what?
A/N: I think that this is enough for one chapter, so I'm gonna post this and go write another chapter. Don't kill me over this, it's my first attempt at all humor! -_-()