A/N Hey everybody I hope you will all enjoy our new GH story. Don't forget to review with any comments or suggestions!
Background Info.
This takes place a year after Jason's death. Sam is officially dating John, who adopted Rafe after his mom's death. Lucy is still in Freincliff, but all the charges were dropped against Todd and eventually he was forgiven by Starr and Carly, his girlfriend. Alexis dumped Shaun and eventually married Mac. Robin was saved by Anna and her and Maxie are Sam's step sisters. Also Carly and Sam became friends mourning over Jason, even though Sam never forgave Todd for the baby switch. Sam is now back in the PI business.
"I'm Darleen!" Sam said in a fake southern accent as she flipped her blond wig out of her eyes and flashed the cop a smile.
"Oh uh how do you uh spell that?" the dark-haired cop asked nervously.
"D~A~R~L~E~E~N I think the ee classes it up, I mean my roommate Taffee Ryan she got that ee thing going on in her name too, and I was like oh that soooo classes it up I mean don't you think so?" she said flashing another smile at the cop whose hand shook as he wrote down her undercover name.
"Uh do you have a last name?" he asked nervously once again.
"Uh yah I so do, but we should just stay on a first name basis cause' my folks are all in a very popular family business and I wouldn't want to make this a conflict of interest so just call me Darleen what's your name again oh Dave, Me and my friend Tafee we had a dog named Dave, but he drowned we was at the beach chasen some seagulls who stole our fried chicken and he got some crazy idea he could swim I mean he thought he was one of them swimming dogs and he was trying to do that doggy paddle thing but it just didn't work and I saw him and I'm like oh no but then it just went down hill from there, I mean literally we was at one of them hilly beaches and he slipped and he drowned but then we got a cat named Philly, you know like them cheese steaks, and you don't want to know what happened to poor lil Philly. He drowned in his own litter box! Then, we got a fish yesterday named Keith, and I just hope he don't drown in his water we gonna have to give him one of them fishy funerals and flush him down the toilet with all our business, I mean that is soooo unsanitary! I mean do you want to get flushed when you die? "she asked a now very confused cop.
"uh why don't we get back to business, uh so why were you stocking Dylan Jonas" he asked.
Sam sighed "Well Dilee, he's dating my BFF Tafee and he was cheating on her I mean ain't that crazy? so I was spying on him trying to get some evidents I mean don't I make a great spy?" she asked trying her best to get any form of charges dropped.
"Uh yah I uh guess but uh" Sam cut him off with a loud "shoot!" when she saw her boyfriend, John McBain, head twords them with a cup of coffee.
"Something wrong?" the cop asked as he noticed Sam turn her head and shrink in her chair in an attempt to hide herself.
"Oh nothing I just wanted to look at you from a different angle, you know you really have no bad side" Sam said smiling nervously as John passed.
"Hey Dave hey Sam...Wait Sam!" John said as he casually passed a fellow officer who was interrogating a blond sam. "What are you doing here" John asked noticing his girlfriend was in disguise and handcuffed.
"Um sorry sir I don't know what you talking about this is Dave not Sam" Sam said in an attempt to make him leave.
"Yes, I know that he's Dave but you are Sam" John said.
Dave shook his head "No officer McBain this is Darleen" Dave said as if it were obvious.
"oh, okay well what is Darleen in for?" John asked.
"Tafee's boyfriend Dilee filed a complaint because Darleen was spying on him" Dave said as if this all made perfect sense.
"oh all right I'll handle it from here Dave why don't you uncuff 'Darleen' and I'll see what I can do" John said.
"Darleen, hey I know your room-mate Tafee" said an officer from behind the desk.
"Oh you do, well I tell you what she's single now that her and Dilee broke up. You know I can give you her number right after Dave uncuffs me" Sam said smiling.
"Alright I'll get a pen!" the officer said excitedly running off at the exact moment Dave uncuffed Sam.
"Finally!" Sam said in her normal voice taking off her wig and handing it to Dave who looked at her shocked.
"I got the pen... uh where's Darleen?" asked the officer who Sam knew as Ted.
"She had to go change the water in her fish tank before Keith drowned" Sam said smiling.
"Oh okay" Ted said putting his head down in shame as he walked back to his desk.
"Thanks Dave" she said taking her wig and putting it on as she walked over to her boyfriend. "HI honey, you know you really have to stop blowing my cover i was totally about to get out of this" she said smiling.
John returned the favor "Well you really need to stop getting arrested all the time I'm starting to think you enjoy trouble" he said smirking.
Sam laughed "more like I've gotten use to it." she said putting her jacket on.
"Where you going?" he asked her.
"Home, Molly and Rafe have been baby sitting Danny for over an hour I think I should release them of their duties" she said smiling.
"Want me to take you there? he asked not wanting his girlfriend to walk home all alone. She shook her head "I'm not a little kid John , plus you have to work" she said.
"Are you sure, I can take an early lunch break" he offered. She shook her head again
"we're meeting Carly for lunch, plus I'll be fine it's not like I'm going to get kidnapped or something" she said.
John sighed "your right I guess I'm just being paranoid" he said.
Sam smiled "it's okay, I don't mind you being a little over protective, plus I do have a tendency to get into trouble" she admitted.
"Really I haven't noticed" He said sarcastically.
"Ha ha, see you later honey" Sam said kissing him on the cheek as she left.
"Okay, I'll be home for diner." John said.
"Alright, bye Dave" Sam said as she exited the building. Dave stood up suddenly knocking all the stuff off his desk "Bye Mrs. McCall" he said.
"Get back to work" John said noticing Dave stare at the door after Sam left. "Yes sir".
Sam exited the police station with a smile and began walking twords her apartment. She stopped when she heard a loud noise coming from an alley. Now most people would just walk away, especially if they lived in this town. But Sam has a natural sense of curiosity so she walked into the alley nervously. "Hello who's ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Sam screamed as a bag was placed over her head and a gag was placed in her mouth.
She tried to fight off her attacker but it seemed as if there were multiple or at least two. "Quiet down if you cooperate and do as we say you might just live long enough to see your son again"