Drink Mayhem

Summary: Kagome is running by the tennis courts when she has an asthma attack. Inui who is passing by at that time with Eiji and Fuji in tow, offers her a drink while Eiji runs to get a teacher...the deed is done...and with innocent blue eyes looking up at Inui and Fuji, they are left in one of the most awkward positions they have ever been in. Not even sure who this girl is...they have to raise her from toddler years until Inui finds a cure, or the effects ware off. What else could go wrong?

Anime/Manga: InuYasha/Prince of Tennis

Pairing: (No Pairing as of Yet)

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rated: M for Mature Content

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(Earlier)

"I want the burning to stop!" A soft wheeze and grasp for air as lungs closed tightly.

"Eh! Fujiko, Inui, she's dying!"

"There is a seventy-six percent chance that she is suffering from an Asthma attack, and a twenty-four percent chance that she just needs a drink."

"Give her something to drink, Eiji, go get a teacher!"

Inui reached down and pulled the girl up a bit, she looked to be about their age. Helping her into a sitting position, he held up a water bottle to her lips and helped her drink its contents.

"Saaa…! Inui, that isn't water!"

He glanced down, but the bottle was shoved out of his hand as the girl erupted into a new fit of coughs before passing out.

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(Even Earlier)

"Mom, I'm going out for a quick jog, then I'm going back to the others! I'll be back in few weeks though!" Kagome yelled from the front door as she pulled her bag over her shoulders.

"Alright dear, be careful, and stay safe...you know how I worry." Rai said as she came out from around the corner.

Kagome smiled, "I will, bye mom!" She left with her bag, running to the well house; she left the bag inside before closing the door and running off and down the shrine steps. She could already feel the slight burn in her throat, which had been happening a lot lately. She knew why though...she had inhaled a lot of Miasma, and her purifying energy wasn't purifying the miasma in her throat. She wasn't sure why either, it just wasn't.

She was running by the park and towards Seigaku Academy, the school she now attended since her other school had expelled her after missing too much school. In their own words, if she was going to spend every day missing school and staying home, she might as well be homeschooled. Kagome didn't want that though. So her mother enrolled her in Seigaku. The battle against Naraku was over, but she still went down the well occasionally to visit her friends. She wanted to surprise them, since she had told them she probably wouldn't be back for a month or so, so she was going to go a few weeks sooner than they thought.

"Ah-!" Kagome stopped running and placed her hands to her throat as a sudden excruciating burn came to her throat. She tried to cry out for someone, but she couldn't make any noise in her pain. Her legs were trembling as she finally gave into gravity and gripped the metal fence in front of her, her eyes wide; tears were streaming down her cheeks as she finally fell to her side.

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(Present)

"How do we explain this?"

"...I'll need to do some research, but I'm about eighty percent sure that this is not normal."

Fuji frowned, "Just eighty? She's shrinking...by the second...do your research, but first, empty out that bottle before someone else suffers from the same tragic end!"

"It isn't the drink; I had some just a moment ago, prior to our coming in contact with the girl."

The girl looked up at them, and Fuji crouched down to her eye level, a level which his own eyes could tell was getting lower and lower with every passing moment. "...can you tell me your name?"

"...it's Kagome!" She laughed happily; her eyes sparkled brightly as she got smaller and smaller.

"EHH!? Wh-what happened, Nya!"

Fuji looked helplessly at Eiji, he didn't know what to do, and at this rate, he was starting to think this girl might actually disappear!

"Big brodder!" Kagome ran out of her clothes to Eiji who was looking at the girl in shock. She was no more than a foot and a half tall, how was this happening!?

"We can't possibly explain this to anyone...ah, where is the teacher?"

"They all went home!" Eiji cried out, pulling off his regulars jacket and pulling it over the girls shoulders, zipping it up, he looked down with a pout at the girl who was entirely too small for his much larger jacket. "Moi...Fujiko...what do we do?"

"Brodder, play!"

"Hm, interesting?" Inui pulled his notebook out and started to write something down, "She's not only shrunk, but by the sound of it, she had also reverted back to her toddler years mentally...I don't think we'll be getting any more information out of her, from here on out. On the plus side, she seems to have stopped shrinking..."

Fuji felt a headache forming behind his eyes, "What will we do with her?"

The three looked down at the girl, each of them were clueless to what to do. They couldn't explain how a teenage girl had just shrunken back into a toddler, who would believe that? They were having issues believing it themselves! Neither said anything, they sat down and stared at her, thinking, brainstorming, or trying to. Nothing they came up seemed to help them, and their ideas were only getting worse.

They spent a whole hour just sitting, when a soft yawn broke them from those thoughts, and a little girl crawled into Eiji's lap, laying her head against his chest before falling asleep.

"...Eiji?"

"Ahhh…I got it, but there is no way I can just bring her home...um, can I borrow you Fuji?"

"...sure, what for?"

"I need help sneaking her into my room..."

"Words I never thought I'd hear coming from my cute Neko's lips."

Eiji pouted as he laid a hand on the little girls long black hair, "Words I never thought I'd have to say,"

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Me: Here is chapter one, I hope you guys liked this chapter, tell me what you think, and I'll keep updating my stories, I'm trying to get all the ones sitting on my desktop posted! XD