AN: Mmm... Yes... So Nico goes to school. He knows he's a demigod. Silly Mortals AU.

Nico's Detentions: The Survival Guide

By Nico di Angelo

Nico di Angelo is a Greek demigod (no Mr. Thrush, he is not stupid, and yes this is the truth), the son of Hades and Maria di Angelo. He has a sister called Bianca di Angelo who was a hero and the best hunter. He is known as the Ghost King in the Underworld because he is just that awesome. (Gosh, it is tiring to write in third person).

Praise for Nico's Detentions: The Survival Guide

"Really, Nico? This sucks!" Thalia

"Ehm... Nico? What are you doing?" -Some student's name who appeared in the detention hall

"This is the most awesome book ever!" Nico

Published by... Ehm... It's not published. But as you can see in the *Ahem* critiques, one awesome person called Nico (no, a different Nico, not me! He happens to be a professional sword fighter. I also happen to be the awesome guy who kicked butt in the Battle of the Labyrinth and the Battle of Olympus. Ooops, did I say 'I'?) says that this is the best book ever. So read it.

Author's Note:

Hi! I'm Nico, the worlds most coolest person! I'm the best sword fighter and happen to be the son of the death god. So don't mess with me, yeah?

Anyways, if you're the kind of person who gets stuck in detention a lot, then this book is perfect for you. As you can see, my spelling is now impeccable as I got over my dyslexia! Awesome right? So this book is about a list of things you could do during detentions.

However, this is not for mortal's eyes since they are totally uncool and can't get their facts right. I mean, everybody knows that the Greek gods are real! Except for the mortals. Anyways, here is my book!

I was put into detention many times, thus this book is born. So if you're one of us (or me), and if you're daring enough to read this and try the things in it, then you have officially earned the title of awesome. Yes, these require you to be super annoying at times so just bear with me. So, go through the list of things to do in detention, and we'll see how you get along with them...