Author's Note: I didn't think I was going have to bring this up. I put trust into people to have common courtesy and respect others interests. But this is a boyxboy/yaoi/gay fic. If you don't like/understand this type of pairing then it would be nice if you didn't post a review that basically says "ew" and that you dislike this type of fandom. If you couldn't tell this was that type of story when you clicked on it, then I feel sorry for you and you have a very sad life. :c

*But those who enjoy boyxboy/yaoi/gay stories and you like to ship Dez and Austin together, then CONGRATULATIONS! :D You found one. Yaaaay.

Chapter 1

Dez's Girlfriend

"Aw, man! This has to be the best frozen yogurt place anywhere!" Austin raved as put a spoonful in his mouth.

"Can't ever go wrong with a little froyo." Dez replied, still adding to his bowl.

"But yours is all toppings." Austin pointed out.

"Yeah! I said a little froyo!" He then showed his friend the small amount of yogurt he added to his bowl by using a spoon to sort all the candy and fruit out the way.

After the two paid, they decided to eat their treat inside and sat down on a funny warped couch. The new yogurt place was a hit with the younger crowd. The interior suggested a fun and modern edgy look, thus the odd-shaped couch they were sitting on.

"Hey, Dezy-Cakes!" A voice sounded that froze Dez in his place. He didn't want to turn around and reveal one of his real life nightmares.

"H-hey" he gulped. "Mindy." Even the name brought terror.

Austin was quick to action as he got up and pulled his friend's sleeve. "Sorry, Mindy. We were just about to leave." The two boys tried to slip past but the attempt was foiled when Mindy pushed them both back into their seat.

"Well, I just got here!" She said menacingly before taking her place next to Dez and smiling.

Dez looked at Austin with wide eyes full of fear. Austin returned the fearful look, not knowing what to do.

"So, you're taking me to dinner on Friday night, right Dezy?" She walked her fingers up his arm.

Dez stuttered. "I-I-I, u-uh, w-well."

"You're taking me to dinner!" This time she demanded.

"Yes!" He squealed. "I'm taking you to dinner!"

Austin tried to come to Dez's rescue again. "Actually, Dez and I were going to record my new video Friday night."

"Well, then he's cancelling your plans and making new ones with me!"

Austin laughed uncomfortably. "Did I say Friday night? I meant to say Thursday. On Friday, Dez has a date with his girlfriend."

"What girl- ow!" Austin elbowed his friend. "Oh, yeah! Sorry, Mindy."

Mindy looked shocked but anger overpowered her face. "You have a girlfriend? So, you were playing me this whole time?"

"N-no! Of course not. I just didn't...uh...want to hurt your feelings?"

"Ok then. If you already have plans then I guess she wouldn't mind if you two and I double date."

"What?" Austin and Dez said simultaneously.

"See you Friday Dezy-Roo!" The abrasive girl got up smiling and waved her fingers. The two boys took advantage of the time Mindy spent while she was getting herself yogurt and they dashed out.

"Man." Dez was discouraged. "Where am I going to get a fake girlfriend by Friday? I've never even had a real one!" He was sitting in Sonic Boom's practice room when Austin came up to him reassuring him that he would solve all his problems. He must have just gone shopping for he was holding a couple of paper shopping bags.

"Don't worry Dez. I got you a girlfriend."

He perked up. "Really? Who?" Dez watched as Austin pulled out a long, blonde wig from one of the bags.

"Me!" It had large curls and Austin alternated looks from the wig to Dez while sporting a bright smile, he thought his plan was ingenious.

Ally had been downstairs working, but she had noticed Austin and Dez had been in the practice room for a while. Being the concerned and caring person she was, she decided to check up on them. Upon entering, Ally's concern shifted to being dumbfounded. What the heck were they doing?

"What the heck are you doing?"

Austin turned his head slightly, moving a curl behind his ear. "Oh hey, Ally."

"What is this for?" Dez had an eyelash curler in his hand. The two boys obviously had no knowledge the usage of female beauty products.

"I think they use that for the lips."

"Ohh, I get it." Using the curler, Dez grabbed Austin's lower lip and with his free hand he began to apply deep red color of lipstick to his lip.

Ally was trying to understand the scene in front of her. But she couldn't without the need to question them. "First of all, why are you putting makeup on Austin?" She held up two fingers. "Second of all, why is Austin wearing a wig? And third of all, that's not how you use that." She grabbed the eyelash curler from Dez, saving it from anymore improper use. "What's going on here?"

Austin decided to answer. "We were at that new frozen yogurt place when Mindy came in and totally ruined the moment when she asked Dez out to dinner."

"So Austin told her that I was already seeing someone that night."

"But she insisted they go out anyway, on a double date."

"I don't have a real girlfriend so Austin's gonna pretend to be mine."

This made Ally chuckle. "Why didn't you just ask a real girl?" She gestured to her face presenting herself.

"Uh, because then she wouldn't be fake?" Dez shook his head laughing thinking that would be obvious.

"Okaay then." She watched as Dez proceeded to sloppily makeover Austin. Both eyes were a different shade. A solid blue covered one eyelid and traveled to the base of his eyebow. The other side was a bright green and the dust could be seen on his lashes. If the alternating eye tints weren't bad enough the eyeliner topped that. A thick shiny line of black masked both lids with the lower lids completey black. Austin looked completely ridiculous. The way he looked was an embarrassment to all females and even to all men who habitually dressed as female.

Ally sighed. "You two are doing it all wrong."

Dez questioned, "Whattaya mean all wrong? I'm being really creative."

"Makeup is supposed to make the wearer feel and look pretty." She glanced at Austin."Unless you're deliberately trying to go for the clown look."

Austin scoffed as he turned to face a hanging wall mirror. "I do NOT look like a clown." He recognized the atrocity reflecting off the wall. "What the fuck! I look like a clown!"

"If you two are actually going to go through with this. I guess it wouldn't hurt to get some help from a professional girl."

The two smiled and thanked her. Although she found it incredibly weird to be dressing up her friend in women's clothing, she also wanted to help the best she could, even if that meant letting Austin put on her favorite floral skirt, and having her black leggings and her top be stretched out.

"There." Ally had finished applying a light layer of blush to Austin's cheek. "You look." She tried to find the right word. "Passable."

"Passable? He looks fucking hot!" Dez exclaimed as Ally frowned. She never liked when her friends cussed infront of her.

"Dude!" Austin wouldn't let that remark slide without a slap on his shoulder. "Thanks again, Ally. Do you think you can do this exactly the same way we have it on Friday?"

"Yes. I'll try."

The red head smiled. "We owe you one."

Austin poked Dez hard on the chest. "And you owe me a BIG one!"