Amalthea: Ok a friend mentioned that I have Plenty of FemHarry/Aizen pairings but not enough FemHarry/ Gin Pairings. That got me thinking and it spawned this story! So Read, Review and prepare to laugh your collective asses off at hit and miss tactics, Dumbledore, Ron and Yamamoto bashing and stupid cheesy pranks on the three! KON HIT IT!

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Ch.1

A 17 year old girl sighed in relief as the plane took off for Japan; she looked out the window as England faded into the distance then turned and took out a sketch book. She gently began to sketch the two males from her dreams lately with her in the middle of them; she then finished the picture and fell asleep as she got closer and closer to her destination...

Meanwhile...

Gin jerked awake as he panted and then said softly "That dream again..."

The fox demon/Shingami threw back the covers and stood as his tail swished lazily behind him; his ears twitched in the silence as he entered the bathroom and started up the shower. He stripped his pants and that off then stepped under the warm water as he began to think about his dream again. He knew the other male in his dream like the back of his hand and sighed thinking about his brother, the female was a puzzle though...Black Lunar Foxes were incredibly rare and a Female was almost unheard of so why was he dreaming about a Black Lunar Fox Female?

Gin quickly finished his shower and then got dressed in his Los Noches outfit as he recalled his fox features until he appeared human; he then headed to the meeting room to get it set up.

Meanwhile, in Tokyo...

Kurama sighed as he sat on the roof and remembered his twin brother from his life as a fox demon; Gin had been a light in his world until his death of an incurable disease and Kurama missed his little brother to this day. He then noticed the time and headed inside to get some sleep before he had collage tomorrow. The silver fox quickly got into the bed and sighed as he whispered "Perhaps I'll have the dream again..."

What the brothers didn't know is that very girl they had been dreaming of was now landing in Tokyo airport and was determined to find her brother who was three years older than her. The girl was now heading towards the hotel and she was quickly checked in, she entered the room she was given and smiled as she closed the door and got ready for bed. She then lay down and slept as the dream that had been plaguing her for the last few weeks entered her mind...

The next morning...

The young girl woke to the phone ringing and quickly answered it as she heard the front desk clerk say "Good morning Miss Angel, this is the wakeup call you ordered..."

Angel smiled and thanked them as she hung up the phone; she then got out of bed and headed to the bathroom to shower. Angel was soon done and was ready to check out; the clerk smiled and wished her a good day as she headed out the door causing Angel to smile. Once she was outside, Angel flagged down a cab and asked it to take her to Karakura town. She was soon on her way to where her brother's adoptive family last lived, The Taxi pulled up to the house and Angel got out as she thanked the Taxi driver and paid him. She sighed and looked at the house before heading up the drive to knock on the door, An older lady answered and smiled as she asked "May I help you young lady?"

Angel took a deep breath and then asked "Is Sousuke Aizen, formerly known as Alex James Potter here? I-I-I'm his younger Biological sister...I was told that I could find him here."

The woman's eyes went wide then became sad as she said "I think you better come inside before we discuss your brother who was my adoptive son..."

Two hours later...

Angel thanked the woman sadly as she left the house and headed to the park to try coming to terms about what happened to her older brother, she was sitting on a park bench when she noticed two men step out of a dark, inky black, rip like portal. She sighed and just ignored them as she looked at a picture Sirius had given her before he died, of her first birthday party. She stared sadly at the picture where her mother had her in her arms while a small 3 year old boy with cocoa brown hair tinged with red and chocolate brown eyes smiled at the camera, her father was standing behind her brother and was giving the peace sign to the camera.

Angel laughed bitterly as she said "Figures that all my Family would be dead...first my parents, then Sirius and Remus during 5th year and now my brother during 6th year when I was just finding out the information to find him."

Angel never noticed that the emerald eyed, young man with the pale skin looking at her in curiosity because of her Reiatsu being as high as his leader's and also being so similar which pointed to them being related somehow. Angel sighed then stood as a single tear fell down her cheek while whispering "I have no one now..."

Angel sighed and made to walk away when the Emerald eyed man stepped in front of her and asked "Who are you, Onna?"

Angel blinked as she looked at the man and then sighed as she said "If you trying to flirt with me...I'm not in the mood. I just found out my brother who was placed for adoption after our parents were murdered, is dead from a violent car accident that happened last year. So please leave me alone..."

Ulquiorra looked at her in shock as Yammy who had been listening, started to laugh at the thought of Ulquiorra trying to flirt with the young teen. Ulquiorra then recovered and said "Onna, your spiritual energies are similar to our Leader's which means you two are probably related in some way. I believe it would be beneficial to both of us if we brought you back to Los Noches with us..."

Angel looked confused and angry as she said "Spiritual energies? What in the world is that and where the hell is Los Noches? Why should I even go with two complete strangers who could be two more people trying to kill me on Dumbledore's orders?"

Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes slightly at hearing her tone and said "Onna, I will pick you up and carry you over my shoulder if you continue to be stubborn."

Angel growled angrily and then jumped back as he tried to grab her and summoned her sword she had been able to pull out of thin air ever since 2nd year. The sword was a rich black Katana with a silver hilt and Amethyst wrappings marked with Silver diamonds, Angel held it out in front of her in guard position and said "If you're going to try forcing me to come with you, you'll have to fight me to do it!"

Ulquiorra made to grab her as she dodged and slashed at him with her sword causing a tiny nick in his iron skin technique, the small wound bled sluggishly when he noticed Yammy watching the fight in amusement from the corner of his eye. Ulquiorra sighed and managed to grab her when she suddenly pulled away and wiggled free as she look up at the sky and said "I have to finish this! So I have no choice, it seems. Play your Tricks upon the Midnight Hour, KuroKitsune!"

Yammy and Ulquiorra looked shocked as Midnight Black and Moon Silver colored Flames engulfed the girl then died to reveal her in pants were tight black leather that had rips going down the legs in a flame pattern, the shirt was a very skinny black tube top with chains that connected to the pants, fingerless black leather gloves that were up to her elbows and boots with the toe caps cut off and a small heel on the back to add to her height. The sword itself became a set of sharp claws that glowed eerie black with a silver tinge on Angel's hands, her ears had also changed into Black Fox ears tipped in sliver and a Black Fox tail that was also tipped in Silver swished behind her. She tensed then dashed forward, taking Ulquiorra and Yammy by surprise with how fast she had become as she leapt and slashed at Ulquiorra with her claws.

Ulquiorra dodged the attack then felt a scratching sensation as Angel managed to claw his shoulder, Ulquiorra then noticed a shocked look on Yammy's face as the girl landed a few feet away and grinned as she said "Don't worry, your little surprise from me scratching you, will go away in about...24 hours, so enjoy!"

She then disappeared into the trees as Ulquiorra made to move but felt extremely off balance, he look over at Yammy who looked like he was trying hard not to laugh and said in a squeaky high feminine tone "What are you looking at, Yammy?"

Ulquiorra paused at the sound of his voice while Yammy cracked up laughing as he fell to the ground and pounded it with his fist, Ulquiorra growled at the Lower ranked Arrancar who only laughed harder as he managed to say "OMG, YOU WERE TURNED INTO A CHICK!"

Ulquiorra froze then looked for a reflective surface as he felt like his hair was further down his back then usual when he looked down by accident and froze. Instead of his pristine white uniform, he was in a pastel PINK Lolita dress that had soft pastel blue ribbons and bows decorating the skirt like the dress from Disney's Cinderella and it had Layers of white lace at the end of the sleeves and under the skirt. A matching blue bow was on his chest nestled between two decent sized breasts; he turned his head as far as it would go and managed to glimpse a large bow that matched the other ribbons on the dress. Ulquiorra was horrified as the girl's words came back to him "Don't worry, your little surprise from me scratching you, will go away in about...24 hours, so enjoy!"

Ulquiorra let loose with a rare curse word as his anger showed on his face and he VOWED to make the girl pay next time he saw her...

Angel watched the two leave as her tail swished despite her sealing her sword and sending it back where she summoned it from, she sighed as her ears twitched at the sounds around her and then headed away from the trees after applying Glamour spells on her ears and tail. She headed deeper into the park, completely unaware she was being followed by demons intent on doing her harm.

Meanwhile...

Yusuke and Kurama were not happy with Koenma at the moment as they hunted down the demons that had managed to cross the barrier; the stupid idiot got them up from a peaceful night's sleep and told them that Hiei was busy at the moment so it was only the two of them going after the pack of demons. They sighed as they explored the park in Karakura town when they suddenly heard a female scream and the sound of demons laughing evilly. Kurama felt something inside him snap as he heard the female scream and charged into Battle with his rose whip, Yusuke watched in shock as his one best friend took on the pack of ten demons by himself with relentless ease.

After Kurama killed the demons with little effort, Yusuke noticed that Kurama's eyes were completely gold and he was approaching the female on the ground with a gentleness he had never seen from the reincarnated Fox demon. Kurama knelt in front of her as she looked at him in surprise and shyness, he then managed to disrupt her glamour spells on her ears and tail causing her to try and back away in fear. Kurama then gently pulled her into his arms and started nuzzling her neck gently as well as gently nibbling her ear that was closest to him.

Angel couldn't help but make a little purr like sounds as the Handsome stranger nuzzled her neck and nibble on her sensitive fox ear, it felt so natural to let him do it plus she felt warm and safe in his arms as he held her gently. Angel didn't even notice that he had scooped her up bridal style as he continued to nibble her ear gently; Yusuke was the one to snap them out of it as he said "Kurama? What the hell has gotten into you?"

Both foxes stiffened before realizing what happened and Angel was gently lowered to the ground as he apologized for his behavior with her, he tried to ignore her scent which smelt like fresh rain and mint to him. Angel blushed and told him that it was fine while Yusuke watched in amusement, Yusuke then asked again what had gotten into Kurama causing the Fox thief to sigh and say "I'll explain later Yusuke-san..."

Just then Angel spoke up shyly and said "Actually I'm curious as well...Usually I don't feel all that comfortable with strangers..."

Kurama blinked as he looked at her in surprise causing Angel to duck her head shyly, Kurama looked at her with slight worry as he thought "Something's not right here...Black Lunar Foxes always know when they meet their soulmate or soul mates. She acts like she has no idea what she truly is."

He then asked Angel "Vixen-san...didn't your parents teach the ways of Black Lunar fox demon culture?"

Angel stiffened and said "I'm...I'm a demon? But no one told me about any magical creature blood in my family..."

That set off warning bells in Kurama's head as he realized something was very wrong from the slight look of fear and confusion on her face, Kurama pulled her into a hug gently that caused her to lose the tension in her body. Yusuke could also tell something was wrong and made the suggestion that they take her to Koenma who could hopefully shed some light on the situation, Kurama nodded as he noticed Angel yawning and gently scooped her up. Angel blushed but didn't protest as she felt warm and safe with this kind stranger, she yawned again and gently laid her head against his shoulder as she tried to stay awake.

Kurama waited quietly as Yusuke checked the park for any more of the pack of demons, Yusuke was soon back and found the mystery girl was fast asleep in Kurama's arms to Yusuke's unholy amusement. Kurama shook his head at the snickers Yusuke was doing and softly said so he wouldn't wake the adorable Vixen in his arms "Yusuke, do you mind calling Botan so we can get out of here and see Koenma?"

Yusuke nodded then called Botan who soon appeared and opened a portal for them, she noticed the Vixen in Kurama's arms and the protective hold on her causing her to ask where they found the girl. Kurama sighed as they stepped into the office and Koenma looked up, the prince of the underworld froze at seeing the Vixen and said "Where the hell did you find her?"

Kurama growled at the tone Koenma used and gently tightened his grip on her, Koenma blinked and sighed as he said "I mean her no harm Kurama...I've been looking for the Saviour of the Wizarding world in England for the past three days. Her headmaster is hell bent on getting her back and I was going to ask that you and the others to protect her and train her to fight."

Kurama then asked "Koenma...why is it that she has no knowledge about her own species?"

Koenma sighed and motioned for them to sit down and said "It a long story..."

Meanwhile...

Ulquiorra had just entered his bathroom and looked into the mirror as his face morphed into one of Shock, Horror and Anger all rolled into one. His hair was now Bight Florescent Pink and was braid into two Pigtails with matching bows like the ones on the dress he couldn't remove. He growled angrily as he remembered his leader and the other espada's reaction to his new look, He was going to make that Girl pay for this humiliation and give her a taste of her own medicine...he just had to find her again...

A/N: Ok so the prank form on Ulquiorra was suggested by SakuraDemonAlchemist and her exact words were:

"A Lolita girl that actually looks good and has a squeaky voice with bright fluorescent pink hair and his dress has to be in cheerful colors like bright yellow. Don't forget the bows, braids, and ribbons!"

If you guys want to suggest prank forms for Nnoitra, Szayel, Yammy and possible Grimmjow such as gender changes, Clothing styles or highly embarrassing Animal forms...BY ALL MEANS, DO IT!