A/N: Hiccup gets a letter! *cue Blues Clues mail dance, which I still remember after years, LOL* He just got a letter, he just got a letter...! Also, guys, all joking aside, please leave a VERY quick review of what you'd say if you ever met your favorite/least favorite HTTYD/Riders of Berk character and you will get featured in my fanfiction! Provided you are okay with it, of course. You don't have to if you don't want to, but help is always appreciated. For right now, I'm merely picking names out of the hat.

Hiccup was walking around Berk when he saw a bright blue Messenger Dragon heading straight for him.

He plucked the note from the dragon's talons as Astrid came up behind him.

"Ooh, you have mail," Astrid chimed as Hiccup unfolded it.

His face turned a darker red with each line. At last, he crumpled it into a ball and mumbled, "I hope nothing like THAT ever comes again."

He started to walk away, but Astrid had picked it up first.

Dear Hiccup,

She read aloud,

You rock! Seriously!

Oh, you might be wondering who I am. My name is Kayla and I love the way you trained Toothless and defeated the Green Death!

Oh, and, you're probably wondering how I contacted you. My friend just discovered a way to get fan mail to different places, including Hogwarts and Berk.

Also, you're really cute. I know that you're in love with Astrid and all, but if she ever dumps you, just let me know, okay?

Please stay cute and sweet, just the way you are.

Kayla Gayheart

Astrid stared at the letter in disgust. "Hiccup!"

Hiccup turned around. He was bright red. "Yeah?"

"How did you…what did you…HICCUP!"

Hiccup stared at the letter clutched in her fist. "I don't like it much either, Astrid."

"Um, guys?" Fishlegs called. "I got a really weird letter…"