A.N.: Hi, this is a little something I've been working on during my writer's block with The Lost Daughter. Has some crack, but it also has some serious angst. I had to do it. Everything I write has some angst. This takes place right after Loki is 'captured' and locked in his cell. The OC characters are based on myself and a friend. They will not be Mary Sues. I am writing this just for fun. Updates will be random. I have the next chapter done. I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from The Avengers, or Thor. I also do not own anything from any of the Iron Man movies.
Having Fun With Loki and The Avengers
Ch. 1
"What are you doing?"
The twenty year old blonde looked down at her friend in exasperation. "I'm looking for a
Christmas present." "What does it look like I'm doing?"
The shorter of the two laughed and murmured, "I don't know. Whose is it?"
The blonde signed, "For my mother."
"So you're getting your mother a green scarf?"
The taller girl blushed, "No, wrong page, Natalya," and clicked on the alternate page.
"A kindle cover, oh that makes more sense," Natalya replied grinning at her best friend's embarrassment. "Why are you looking at a green scarf? It wouldn't have anything to do with Loki, would it?"
"Maybe. . ." She trailed off grinning despite herself.
Natalya stared at her in amusement.
"Fine, yes, because Loki always has the best scarfs, and this one is green, my favorite color. Happy now?" The blonde huffed.
"Yes, Katherine I'm so happy that you told me. It's not like I already knew your reason." At this both girls broke into laughter.
"I still don't understand you obsession with him?"
"What about your obsession with Captain American, the goody two shoes?"
"Hey, that's not fair, he is just so hot." At this the auburn haired girl fanned herself while giggling slightly in adoration.
"Well, that is just sickening. At least my obsession has more to do with the guy's looks."
"Oh, I'm sure. So his outfit being made of mostly leather has nothing to do with it?"
Katherine shoved Natalya gently, while exclaiming, "Well duh, but that's only a small part of it."
The two girls had been best friends for years and knew each other pretty well. They both loved The Avengers, which had come out about seventh months or so ago. Katherine was the one who was really into it though, her favorite being Loki.
Natalya left soon after and Katherine found herself bored. What to do. What to do. A sound like a screech was heard throughout the house. She turned and stared at her door which creaked and then slammed open. Grabbing the handle, she slammed it back into place and locked it for good measure. Resting lightly on the back of the door, another sound permitted her senses, and then everything became chaos.
Katherine was thrown upwards and then plummeted downwards by a mysterious force.
"Oww," she muttered getting gently onto her feet. Looking around she yelled out in shock. There standing with a gun in his hand was Coulson, or someone who looked exactly like the agent. What in the absolute hell was going on.
"Who are you?" The Coulson doppelganger asked in a no nonsense voice.
"Who am I? Better yet what the hell is going on?" The last part she screamed in frustration.
"Why do you look like Agent Coulson from The Avengers movie?" "Is this some sick joke? It's not funny."
The Coulson look-a-like looked perplexed, but then schooled his features. "Again, who are you?" "What is your name?"
"Fine, my name is Katherine Peterson happy now?" She snapped, glaring at him.
"Yes, now how did you come to be here?"
She gave him a hard look before saying, "Good question."
He lowered his gun and at that moment a group of people came storming into the room.
Katherine gasped in shock and fell down into a squat. Covering her face, she said, "Am I finally insane? Did I do something wrong? Well, I probably did, but what did I do to deserve this hallucination?" The last part she screamed while standing up and staring at the ceiling.
The people gathered around her stared at her with confusion.
"Agent Coulson who is this?" The Director Fury look-a-like asked.
"She said her name is Katherine Peterson."
Fury stared at her with doubt. "How did you get on the hellicarrier?"
Katherine glanced up at him in astonishment. "I'm on the hellicarrier? Holy fuck. What did I eat? This is a hallucination. It has to be." She muttered. "I mean all I remember was talking to my best friend about Loki and then bam I was here."
At the mention of Loki everyone tensed up. "You were conversing about my brother, Lady Katherine?"
Katherine tenses up at his tone, before looking over at Thor. "Yes, I was talking about Loki, when do I not?"
The Avengers around her looked at her uneasily. "He's my favorite," she said in amusement.
"Your favorite?" Stark said in disbelief. "He's your favorite what?"
"My favorite character, duh." The group started muttering after that until Fury calmed them down.
"So what you are saying is that we are what? Characters or something."
"Yes, you are in my universe anyway. You are not real."
"How can that be?" Bruce whispered in shock.
"I don't know," she replied shrugging her shoulders.
"How do we know she's telling the truth?" Natasha asked, her gaze lingering on Katherine.
"Oh I have proof," Katherine said. "Like Tony?" She turns towards him. "I know about Yinsen."
At this he freezes and stares at her for a long while before nodding. "She's telling the truth," he said glancing at his arc in contemplation.
Next she turns towards Thor and quotes, "Know your place brother."
Thor tenses up before saying, "How did you come to know this knowledge?"
She stares at him for a moment. "I know a lot about you and your brother. Especially your brother, he fascinates me."
At this Thor nods slowly before asking her, "Is this really my brother?"
"I can't say, he fell into the void and landed with the Chitauri. They tortured him, I believe and now he's like this."
Thor frowned in deep thought. The others looked skeptical.
"I could go on about Loki's whole history and how he came to be, but that would take a while. Just know that he's not all he seems. This is not him, not fully anyway."
Some of the others still looked skeptical, but Thor and Tony believed her.
"For now you will be placed in a room, Coulson?"
Coulson came forward and said, "Follow me."
Katherine turned to follow him, while glancing back to see Thor staring at her in thought.
Later when she was in a small room, she glanced at the door in suspicion. Maybe she could get out. Turning the knob, she found it to be unlocked.
Walking out of the room, thinking this was too easy, she walked in no clear direction. They probably thought she would show them something or some sort. Peering in the doors, she saw one door that was open. This looks like a trap, but she was curious.
Tip toeing in, she spotted a clear cage. Oh my god, she thought. Is this what I think it is? Coming closer, she spotted him.
His gaze was on her. He looked intimidating. He could easily get out of the cage, she knew that. This did not reassure her any.
"What do you want mortal?"
His voice was better than she thought it would be. Damn. Oh he asked her a question. "Just looking around. How are you?" Really Katherine, how are you? Are you stupid or something? How do you think he is? He's in a cage.
He smiled at her, watching her curiously. "I'm well." Loki gazed at her in bemusement.
She guessed no one had asked him that. How peculiar. Her face shifted into a frown as she looked up to him.
"What saddens you human?"
His eyes showed that he was confused by her. Huh. That's new. "I just wish I could get you out of here," she replied.
"Why would you want to go and do a thing like that?" His confusion expanded.
"I don't like seeing you locked up, you're not a monster, no matter how much you think you are."
At this he leveled his gaze into hers, before smiling slightly. "I don't believe The Avengers would be too happy with if you did so."
Katherine laughed outright at this while smirking broadly. "I don't care, I want you out."
Loki looked at her in disbelief before smirking along with her. "Would you really, get me out?"
"Yes," she replied without missing a beat.
Smirking wider at this Loki whispered, "I will tell you what to do."
She looked up in alarm a second later. "Can they hear us?"
Loki smiled, "No, I placed a magic shield around the room when you mentioned getting me out of here. The doors are barricaded too."
Her expression softened before spreading into a full blown out grin, "Excellent."
A.N.: I hope you enjoyed this! Please leave your comments in a review. Thanks for reading! :)