Authors' Note:
Continuously thanking and loving each and every reader/reviewer/follower/favoriter. Your welcome for the laughs. We love you!
Erm, slight warning. Things get a little heated this chapter... We're calling it "Plot Twist!". ;)
*Character Map*
Klaus (Kol) - written by Dee
Stefan (Caroline) - written by Katie
Chapter 4
Klaus said:
Oh Steffypoo...
I miss you, my darling.
Come rub my feet?
6:22pm
Stefan said:
...Go away Kol.
6:23pm
Klaus said:
Seeing as you can't
physically make me...No.
6:24pm
How's my favorite blonde
minx holding up there?
6:25pm
Stefan said:
I can however stop answering
my phosjkleskjflkscaijdfnl
6:26pm
KOL! Stop hitting on me
behind my back!
6:27pm
Klaus said:
You?! Are you mad?
I meant Caroline!
6:28pm
Stefan said:
This IS Caroline.
I steal Stefan's phone,
it's a thing I do.
6:29pm
Klaus said:
Oooh. Hello Darling.
Picking up my bad
habits, I see. I like it. ;)
6:29pm
Stefan said:
1) I did that before you came to town
2) Tell Klaus he's in trouble
6:30pm
Klaus said:
Ooh Nik's in trouble now...
Talk more dirty to me!
6:30pm
Stefan said:
Want me to castrate you?
If you keep hitting on me,
it will happen.
6:31pm
Klaus said:
I like pretty things
with sharp tongues,
remember?
6:31pm
Stefan said:
And even sharper knives?
6:31pm
Klaus said:
Talk is cheap.
6:32pm
Stefan said:
So are you.
6:32pm
Klaus said:
Ouch. That almost hurt.
6:33pm
Stefan said:
Ouch. I almost care.
6:33pm
Klaus said:
Are you absolutely certain
you chose the right brother?
6:35pm
Stefan said:
Positive.
6:35pm
Klaus said:
Pity. I'm so much
more fun than Nik.
6:36pm
Stefan said:
Oh trust me. I had plenty
of fun with your BIGGER
brother last night.
6:36pm
Klaus said:
Well thank you for the
vote of confidence, love. ;)
6:38pm
Stefan said:
Oh. Hi Klaus.
6:38pm
Wait! You're in trouble!
6:39pm
Klaus said:
Apologies for Kol's intrusion.
He has a nasty habit of
stealing phones when their
owner isn't looking.
6:40pm
Come to think of it, it
seems vaguely familiar...
6:41pm
Stefan said:
Stop trying to turn this
around on me Nik!
6:41pm
Klaus said:
What did I do now?
6:41pm
Stefan said:
You know what you did.
You...took all my underwear!
Give them back!
6:43pm
Klaus said:
When in the world would I find
the time to sneak into your house
and pull that kind of prank?
6:44pm
And more importantly what makes
you think I'd stoop so low?
6:44pm
Stefan said:
Wait...if you didn't take them then
who has my panties Klaus?!
6:46pm
Klaus said:
You have a semi-stable vampire
on the rebound temporarily living
in your abode. Did the thought not
cross your mind?
6:47pm
Stefan said:
No and you know why not, Klaus?
Because, as I've told you maybe
a million times, Stefan doesn't
like me like that! He never has!
6:47pm
The one time he went to the lake
with me, he never broke eye contact
and I was in a freakin bikini! He didn't
look once, Klaus! Actually...I was a little
offended at the time...
6:48pm
So the jealousy bit is
getting really old ok?
6:48pm
Klaus said:
You went to the lake with Stefan?
Why was I not informed of this?
6:49pm
Stefan said:
Hold on...I saw Kol leaving
my house yesterday...
6:51pm
Klaus said:
Kol has never been invited in.
Don't change the subject.
6:51pm
Stefan said:
Omg! It was before I met you!
I just told you – he
didn't even LOOK at me!
And I'm not lying! I saw Kol.
Someone must have let him in.
Kill your brother for stealing my
underwear instead of being mad
at me for hanging out with my FRIEND!
6:53pm
Klaus said:
He says he didn't take them. How
revealing of a bikini was this?
6:53pm
Stefan said:
He's a liar Klaus! I saw him!
6:54pm
Klaus said:
I think you're a little
delusional. I wasn't there.
6:54pm
He*
6:54pm
So about this bikini...
6:55pm
Stefan said:
...Kol, I'm warning you. Give me
my panties back or I WILL stake
you in the balls. I swear to God.
6:56pm
Klaus said:
Bahahaha you have to admit
my Nik imitation was spot on.
6:57pm
Stefan said:
I'll give you that.
6:57pm
Klaus said:
What else will you give me?
6:57pm
Stefan said:
Nothing. At all. Besides
appropriate conversation.
6:58pm
Klaus said:
:'(
6:58pm
By the way, I really didn't take
your panties. But I wish I had
thought of it.
6:59pm
Stefan said:
Then who the hell did?
7:00pm
Klaus said:
Let me know when you find out
who did so I can buy them a drink!
7:01pm
Stefan said:
Ok that conversation offer
is being rescinded.
7:02pm
Klaus said:
D'aww. You're breaking
my heart darling. We were
just making progress.
7:02pm
And you STILL didn't answer my
bikini question. For that matter,
what color was it?
7:02pm
Stefan said:
Blue ;)
7:04pm
Klaus said:
Picture? :)
7:05pm
Stefan said:
Not a chance.
7:07pm
Klaus said:
I thought not. You're
too much a prude.
7:07pm
Stefan said:
I'm too much your brother's
girlfriend. And not a whore.
7:08pm
Klaus said:
Not according to Damon,
Matt, and Tyler Lockwood...
7:08pm
Stefan said:
[PIC]
But here's one of Elena so Elijah
will kill you for having a picture of
his crush on your phone.
7:09pm
How would he know?
I might have tipped him off. ;)
7:09pm
You know I'm learning some
things from hanging around Klaus.
7:09pm
But the one she's wearing
in that is mine btw ;)
7:10pm
Klaus said:
Nik's phone, remember? You just
got your boyfriend in trouble.
7:11pm
I'm off to my room to envision that
bikini on YOU, then.
7:11pm
Or maybe off... :P
7:12pm
Stefan said:
Hahaha you think I didn't think ahead?!
I sent it to your number too.
7:12pm
Klaus said:
Big deal. I'll just delete it.
7:13pm
Stefan said:
Except I told Nik yesterday that if you
stole his phone again to immediately find
yours and set a photo lock on your cell.
7:14pm
I win.
7:14pm
Klaus said:
I love how resourceful you are,
love. Especially with Kol. None
but I have been able to best him.
It's extremely arousing. ;)
7:17pm
Stefan said:
You already knew I'm not you're
average leggy blonde mean girl, Klaus. ;)
7:17pm
Klaus said:
I knew, yes. Doesn't mean I don't
enjoy being reminded now and then. ;)
7:19pm
Stefan said:
I would say I learned it from you,
but we both know you can't make
me do anything.
7:20pm
Klaus said:
On the contrary, you'll find I can be
very persuasive when I want to.
7:20pm
Stefan said:
You always want to.
7:21pm
Klaus said:
I want what I want.
7:21pm
Stefan said:
And seeing as that's me,
I have the power here when
I say 'I'm busy'
7:23pm
Klaus said:
If that's what you want to believe
7:23pm
Stefan said:
Oh my opinion has nothing to
do with this – I can however
withhold myself from you, unless
you plan to rape me. And all
evidence points to the contrary.
7:24pm
Klaus said:
That's cute, love. You think
you can outlast me?
7:25pm
Stefan said:
[PIC – Caroline bent over in red bikini]
I'm pretty confident in
myself actually ;) ;)
7:26pm
Klaus said:
That's cruel, love.
7:27pm
Stefan said:
[PIC – Caroline in sexy pose]
Want some more?
7:28pm
Klaus said:
[PIC – zoomed in picture of lips]
You know you'd miss the soft
brush of these over every inch
of your body... ;)
7:29pm
Particularly that one spot...
7:29pm
That makes your entire body
buckle and cover with goosebumps...
7:29pm
Stefan said:
Two can play that game.
7:31pm
[PIC – Caroline biting her lip]
Biting my lip thinking about you.
Don't you maybe wish it was you? ;)
7:31pm
Klaus said:
Not as much as you wish it were...
7:32pm
Stefan said:
[PIC – Caroline in bra]
Can you guess where I want em?
7:33pm
Klaus said:
I can think of a few places.
7:33pm
Stefan said:
I can keep going.
Don't underestimate me.
7:34pm
I said:
I'm just sitting here.
An innocent victim.
7:34pm
Stefan said:
[PIC – zoomed in shot of her cleavage]
[PIC – zoomed in shot of her ass in bikni]
7:35pm
Klaus said:
I know you think you're winning,
but I assure you I'm feeling very
victorious right now...
7:36pm
Stefan said:
Victorious enough to come over
and show me? ;) You know how
I understand better with visuals.
7:37pm
Klaus said:
Is that you caving first? ;)
7:37pm
Stefan said:
I'm offering. I'm not asking you to
do anything. And I'm not making the
first move. But you sure want to...don't you?
Or maybe you just want to stay celibate.
You know I could always ask Kol for help
with any needs I have. I'm sure he'd be
more than willing.
7:39pm
Klaus said:
Oh I'm ready to volunteer anytime, darling!
Just say the word! ;D
7:39pm
….oops.
7:40pm
Stefan said:
Kol! Give the phone BACK to Klaus
or I am coming over there myself to hit
your dick with a hammer!
7:41pm
All of that was PRIVATE you complete ASS!
7:41pm
Klaus said:
lol You're confused sweetheart.
See, Nik never had the phone. He's
been out for hours and conveniently
left his cell at home. It's really his
own irresponsibility that caused this.
7:42pm
But I must say you are quite the little
temptress with your sexting ;)
7:42pm
Also – nice bikini. ;) ;)
7:42pm
Stefan said:
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
7:45pm