It was a slow day on Olympus...
Artemis: APOLLO!
Apollo: Whaaa do you want Misty?
Artemis: *death stare* Dont call me Misty!
Apollo: Too Bad...Misty
Just then Dioysiuis comes stumbling over...drunk off his bum
Dio: *drunk* Heyyyy Mistaaaa and Apollloooo!
Artemis: APOLLO! WHY DID YOU TELL DI AM DRUNK ABOUT YOUR NICKNAME FOR MEEE!
Apollo: Di am drunk? Who came up with that? Hermit?
Artemis: *Sigh* if only you had Athena's mind..and its DI instead of "I" so it is I am drunk..and yes Hermy DID MAKE THAT UP!
Just then Aphrodite pops over to the twinies.
Aph: APPY! *Hugs Apollo* I MISSED CHUUU!
Apollo: *whispers to Aph* shhhh! Artemis cant know about us!
Aph: *whispers back* Darm! I forgot!
Artemis: So when did you two start dating? You cant deny it!
Aph: Drop It ART E MISSED! Go find your Hermit of a boyfriend!
Artemis: FINE! ITS BETTER THAN WATCHING YOU TOO MUNCH EACH OTHERS FACES OFF! *pulls out the tracking device that came with the tracking chip Art put in Hermes neck*
Apollo: *snickers* I wanna hear that story about you inserting that tracking chip!
Artemis: *glances at device* Fine! But only because Hermy is at CHB.
Artemis: Ok so it started like this:
Artemis: Hermmmy! Why are you drunk?
Hermes: *stumbles* Im not drunk Ar-tay!
Artemis: IM GONNA KILL THAT WINE GOD!
Hermes: But you cant Daphne...your fathers gonna find out...
Artemis: WHAT? *Whacks Hermes with a goblet*
Hermes passes out on impact.
'Now I can torture him in his coma-like state!' Artemis thinks
Artemis: Hmmmm *thinks* I can..Hmmmm...
After awhile Artemis thinks of a plan. She goes over to Hephtutemus's workshop.
Artemis: Hey Hippie!
Hepht: Hello Artemis! How's it going?
Artemis: Not well...do you happen to have a tracker i can implant into Hermes's neck?
Heph: *chuckles* I may..lemme check *dissappears into back of workshop*
Artemis: *thinks* I cant believe that Hermes called me Daphne! I mean that's who Apollo loved! BUT...they did have some fling or something...or...no...he wouldnt cheat on me right?...I HATE MEN! *breaks down sobbing*
Heph: Hey I found-are you ok Artemis?
Artemis: Huh? *wipes eyes* Y-yeah im fine thanks Hippie.
Heph: *chuckles* No problem sis
Artemis leaves and transports back to Hermes's temple. She finds Hermes still unconscience on the floor.
Artemis: *mumbles* This is your last chance buddy...
She takes one od Hermes's daggers and stabs his neck. She then moves the dagger around to make a hole. She places the tracking chip in Hermes neck and activates it. The chip beeps signaling that its activated.
Artemis: Now I will ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU UP TO!
Aph: Awww! So Cute!
Apollo: Wait...Hermes had a thing for Daphne?
Artemis: *sighs* Unfortunately...
Apollo: I never knew that!
Artemis: *WTF look* YOUR THE FLIPPING GOD OF PROPHACIES HOW CAN YOU NOT-
Hermes: *just appears* hey guys! What's up?
Aph: Oh you know Artemis knowing about you and Daph...Apollo having a blonde moment...the usual..
Hermes: He always have blonde moments...and what did you say?
Aph: *acts dumb* the usual?
Hermes: No No before that..
Aph: Apollo having a-
Hermes: NO BEFORE THAT!
Aph: Ohhhh! You mean Oh you know?
Hermes: Oh My Flipping Gods...
Aph: Whaaat?
Hermes: NO ABOUT ME AND DAPHNE!
Artemis: Oh...so it IS true! Gosh Darnit! Im gonna *shrill scream*
Hermes: Shhh Shhh..how did you know?
Artemis: YOU FLIPPING LET IT SLIP WHEN YOU GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT! THE NIGHT I IMPLANTED THAT CHIP IN YOUR NECK!
Hermes: Woahhhh! I dont remember-
Artemis: IT DOESNT MATTER! YOU LIED TO ME YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT HURT ME I CANT BELIEVE I TRUST THE DAMN GOD OF TRICKERY! I SHOULD HAVE KNOW BUT NOOOOO I HAD TO BE A HOPELESS ROMANTIC!
Hermes: Arty...calm down!
Artemis: NO HERMES IM DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR STUPID LIES!
WE
ARE
OVER!
Artemis disappers into the air.
Hermes: B-B-But...
Apollo and Aphrodie shun Hermes and poof away.
Hermes: *sits down and puts his head in his hands* Oh gosh darnit...what have i done?
Artemis is in the same position as Hermes.
Artemis: *sniffles* I I I cant belive i broke my oath for that bast-turd
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN! Oh SNAPPLE!
haha
~Thay