Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight.

The full summary:

19 year old pop-star Bella Swan is living the dream, but when she attends a college party and wakes up in the morning with no memory of the day before, everything starts to fall apart.

She begins to feel tired all the time, and even gain weight. Eventually, she realises...she's pregnant...with no idea who the father is.

Everything deteriorates from there.

First, her record label dumps her, claiming that she is no longer a role model to her fans. Next, her father kicks her out of the house, as she has apparently utterly disappointed him.

As Bella struggles to find a new job and a place to live, she also has to worry about the new Swan on the way. Even with all this going on, she is still desperate to discover her child's father.

I hope that intrigues you...I know it sounds depressing, but I won't let it get angsty. It will still be a funny romance, a rom-com story! I guess.

I know that I have tons of stories that I'm supposed to be writing, but I just had to write this. No matter how many reviews this gets, I will still be focusing on Cullens Read Twilight, and my other stories.

I'm sorry...but I really shouldn't be posting this. Even if I don't update for months, you can read my other stories! And don't yell at me if I take ages.

Enjoy the first chapter of Expecting Disaster (cheery title)!

Expecting Disaster

Chapter One

Welcome Home

Bella's POV

"Hey Bella!" Bella's BFFLWE (best friend for life, without exception) Alice Stanton, bounded into her lounge. "There are even more paps outside your house than usual." she flopped onto Bella's couch and grabbed the TV remote.

"I know right, ever since I announced my new album, they have been more annoying than ever." Bella rolled her eyes, and joined her on the sofa.

This is Bella Swan, she's nineteen years old and she comes from a little town in Washington called Forks. She became famous when she was fourteen. Basically, she rang up Star-Beat Records and demanded that they sign her. At first, they laughed and told her that it didn't work like that, but then she sang a line of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' through the phone (the line with the huge note). They told her to visit their offices, and well...the rest is history.

Now, five years later, she's had three world tours, four albums and seven US number ones, and she's only nineteen!

"Well, that's the price you have to pay to be like, the best singer in the whole world EVER!" Alice grinned at her best friend, and flicked on her flat-screen.

Mary Alice Brandon (nobody calls her Mary, it just doesn't suit her) has been Bella's best friend since they were five - that was 14 years ago - and she got used to her craziness pretty quickly. But then, when they were eleven, Alice's parents went and adopted an even crazier twelve year old boy, Emmett.

Emmett's parents were tragically killed in a car-crash when he was eleven, and he had no relatives that were willing to take him, so he ended up with the sweetest family ever. Emmett was also in the car crash, but he only suffered from a broken leg and a concussion, nothing a few days in the hospital couldn't cure. Eventually, Emmett's parents died of severe blood loss and head trauma.

He got used to the Brandon house-hold amazingly fast, despite living with the burden of being in a car accident, while Bella took quite a bit longer to get used to another mad Brandon practically living at her house.

Alice and Emmett also have an eleven year old sister, Cynthia, who is always tagging along after them, and whom Alice finds terribly annoying.

Cynthia is basically a smaller version of Alice, from her black, pixie-cut hair down to her perfectly pedicured toes (is pedicured a word?). They share the same hair, the same, dark brown eyes and they both have the cutest nose ever.

Emmett has curly, dark brown (almost black) hair, and big, sparkling blue eyes. He looks like he's related to them, which is nice, because everybody has always thought of him as family.

If you put all four of them together, you would think they're all siblings. Bella has dark brown hair down to the middle of her back, chocolate brown eyes, and they're all extremely pale.

Well, they look alike...apart from the fact that Alice, Cynthia and Bella are super skinny, and not muscular in any way, whereas Emmett is proper buff. His arms are practically the same size as grapefruits, it's crazy. He can even bench-press Bella easily, and he does on a regular basis. She's just watching TV, or signing photos to give out to her fans, and suddenly she's in the air and Emmett has hold of her waist. She's gotten used to it by now as she knows he wants to keep his muscles.

Alice and Bella are so tight that the former hasn't spent three nights in a row at her own house since the latter moved to town. It's not like they live far away; she's next door.

Even though the Brandon house is so much bigger than Bella's, for some strange reason, they prefer it over at the Swans. Which is weird, because her house is always crowded by the paparazzi, and there is never a quiet moment.

However, Bella's dad is hardly home so they usually have the place to themselves. He's always working; he's the Chief of Police in Forks. Bella doesn't mind though. She loves hanging out with Alice and Emmett, without being disturbed.

Knocks that sounded like the tune of Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face' rang out from the door: Emmett.

Because Bella always had people knocking at my door, they had code knocks so she knew it was them. Alice's is 'Paparazzi' (clever), Emmett's is 'Poker Face' and Cynthia's is 'Bad Romance'. Bella let Cynthia join in because she didn't want to leave her out. Alice was annoyed when she found out, but Emmett adores her, so he didn't mind.

Bella leaped up and ran to the door. "E-man!" She gave him a huge hug. Emmett had been away for a week in Ibiza.

"B-dog!" he grinned, picked her up and whirled her around.

"Emmy!" Alice screamed. She ran up to him and gave him a hug as well. "Brother from another mother, how you been?"

Bella stuck my tongue out at her back, and Emmett winked at her.

Suddenly Cynthia ran up from behind Emmett. "Charming. You come here first, instead of coming to see your family." she said to her big brother, raising her dainty little eyebrows.

"Sorry, lil' sis." he did the same to Cynthia that he did to Bella (the whirling thing) and she squealed.

"Wow, I missed you!" she said, happily.

"You too, mini A." he smiled into her shoulder, breathing deeply.

"Ok, ok, enough with all the mushy stuff, where's Bella?" Suddenly a sleazy guy from the press came up from behind Emmett, along with a huge flashy camera.

Bella put a hand in front of her face, ushered Emmett, Alice and Cynthia back inside and slammed the door.

"Why can't the paparazzi just leave me alone?" Bella growled.

"Because you're just that awesome, Bellsie." Emmett ruffled her long hair.

"Well, yeah...but apart from that." she teased.

"Anyway, Glee is coming on now... to the sofa!" Alice punched the air and sprinted to the couch. Emmett tossed his bags onto the stairs and threw Bella over his shoulder, Cynthia jumped up onto his back and clung on like a monkey (he's crazily strong, although Lara does only weigh like 100 pounds, and Kate probably weighs about 90). Bella's chin was resting on Cynthia's shoulder (picture them!) as he ran to the couch and chucked Bella onto it. Cynthia jumped off his back and landed daintily onto the sofa. Emmett then leaped onto the couch in the middle of Bella and Alice.

Every day at 4:00pm, Alice, Emmett and Cynthia come to Bella's house and they watch an episode of Glee. Then, every Friday, at 5:00, Bella orders pizza (pepperoni and pineapple for her, chorizo for Alice, mushrooms and pepper for Emmett and ham and sweetcorn for Cynthia). Every day apart from Friday, Bella cooks the dinner. They have a cute little routine!

Matthew Morrison's familiar face appeared on the screen as he wrote 'Goodbye' on the white-board in the choir room.

An hour later, Alice was in tears, Emmett was trying to look tough and not cry, and Cynthia was staring furiously at the TV.

"Guys, calm down, we've seen this episode before. It's old news that Rachel went to New York without Finn, and he practically broke up with her, even though they were going to get married." Bella rolled her eyes.

Emmett's tears finally spilled over and trailed down his cheeks. "Don't put it so brutally!"

"God, you are the biggest wimp I have ever seen."

"Don't be so mean, Bellsie." Alice snuffled.

Bella looked over at Cynthia. She was bright red. She counted down from three, and when she hit one, Cynthia exploded.

"WHAT THE HELL? What is WRONG with Fox?" she got up and started jumping up and down on the sofa.

"Haven't you seen that episode before? It came out ages ago." Bella asked, confused.

"I was over at Tia's that night, and I never got round to seeing it." she explained, still scarlet.

"Well, you've seen it now...PIZZA TIME!" she bellowed, and raced to the phone. Whooping came from behind her.

She dialled the familiar number of the pizza place and asked for Jacob.

"Hello?" came his voice.

"Hey Jake! It's Bella." she smiled down the phone.

"Oh, hey! How are you?" he asked.

"I'm good, Emmett came home today."

"Awesome! Tell him hi from me." Jacob told me. "Anyway, the usual right?"

"Totally. See you soon?"

"Yep, bye!" she hung up, and grinned at the trio. "He's on his way."
They cheered and Bella giggled at their antics.

I already have the first five chapters written, but I'll spread them out so you don't have to wait too long for the sixth chapter.

I'll post the first two chapters today though...

Please review! Everybody who reviews get a shout-out in the next chapter.

Loads of love,

Cassie

xxx