Happy Birthday!~," Maurice shouted with much excitement towards Roger.

? Well, hell, I have. And it came straight at me like a bullet. It's stupid, but I can't believe I am blushing right now, and it all started with that idiot, Maurice.

"Happy Birthday, Roger!" Maurice yells out from a distance.

Roger looked behind him with much surprise, sighting out Maurice, who now standing right in front of him at a reasonable distance, and present in hand.

"Wh-what? Thanks? Never mind?" They responded spontaneously, like Sam 'n' Eric, which was quite amusing.

"Don't play with me! I knew you two've been dating each other since the day you'd asked him out!~"

Ralph's Face began to redden from embarrassment.

"J-Jack! How did he"

They started to walk away with the gift recently given from Maurice as he waves goodbye with the same stupid grin on his face that he'd started with from the beginning.

"Happy First Phone Day, Roger!"

"Wh-what?! How do you-?"

"HAPPY FIRST PHONE DAY!"

"O-okay! Geez!"

Day after day, a new happy day FETUS DAY! Who even TOLD you? How would anyone even know the first day I was bored?!"

"I bought them, of course! An' I jus' asked, is all!"

"Wh-what?"

"HAPPY FIRST WIDE AWAKE DAY!THE FIRST TIME YOU STAYED UP THEWHOLE DAY!"

"Uhh? Even private stuff..?!"

"But how-?! Ugh!"

He said things such as Happy Laugh Day, Insane Day(I admit had an interesting gift), First Walking Day; I remember him yelling out to Walter First Toy Day, To Robert First Singing Day, and Bill First Talking Day, First Book Read Day, EVERYTHING DAY! All with the same stupid smile on his face! But, then

"Happy First Date Day, Roger!"

"What? But I never dated anyone on this day. In fact, nor have I dated anyoneANY day! And you should know that!"

Maurice stood there, somewhat with a smirk on his face, flowers in hand, and a gift basket full of heart-shaped candies and such.

Then he said-

Oh, my gosh, guysHappy Something Day We wanted to make this because it'd be all awkward in the beginning, but then someone would be all like, Happy First Date Day to someone or a day where they had their first date, and if that person never went on a date before then it'd be, like, all sweet an' stuff, and the person's like, kind of thing! Oh, my gosh, total run-ons and comma splices "Stayed". Not "Stood", but "Stayed".