Disclaimer: Don't own Transformers or any of the song/rhyme segments…

Warnings: Unbated. Slash. Morbid nursery rhymes. Character death and the like. May destroy childhood.

Summary: These are popular nursery rhymes with hidden or blatant morbid meaning that have been modified or changed to fit the Cybertronian War. Slash. Morbid nursery rhymes. Character death and the like.

AN: If anyone has ever really looked at the classical nursery rhymes' lyrics or their original/intended meanings, they'd probably agree that they're actually pretty morbid on their own. I'm just switching around the content a bit to suit the Cybertronian war.

Death of Innocence

It's Raining, It's Pouring

They're marching, they're soaring,

The Decepticon outpost's pouring

Sunstreaker lost his head and now he's dead

And Sideswipe is still mourning

Ring Around the Rosie

Peace around Cybertron, mountains full of energon

Civil war, civil war

It all comes down

Rock a by Baby

There goes my captain and then he stops

When the ship blows, command deck will rock

When the haul breaks, commander will fall

And down goes commander

Faction and all

Jack and Jill

Prowl and Jazz went up the ramp to board the leaving warship

Prowl was shot and he fell down

And his bondmate tumbled after

Three Blind Mice

Three fly bots, three fly bots

They all went after the energon mine

Lost their wings to the twins in time

Three dead bots, three dead bots

Pop goes the Weasel

All round the Autobot ship the Wreckers chased the spy

The spy tripped and then he was caught

Pop went the spy's helm

Humpty Dumpty

The little sniper sat on his wall

Until he was shot and had a great fall

All of the medics and all of his friends

Couldn't put Bluestreak together again

Hickory, Dickery Dock

Here he comes, there he goes, stop

Mirage races against the clock

Timer goes off, numbers end

Here he comes, there he goes, stop

To Primus' gates he'll walk

AN: What the heck was I thinking when I made this? Sadness. I'm especially heartbroken by the Jack and Jill one. Anyway, there's your childhood scaring for the day. XD

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