Me: Hello~! I'm here to punish someone from the real world since he annoyed me by sending many texts that I don't even get! So let's get on with the story~! Also Happy Early New Year, everyone~!

Tsuna: Black-chan doesn't own me or the other guys in KHR and is just using us for another angry relief.

Beta'd by: Yuki28

Tsuna wasn't the type to be angry or annoyed at someone that easily but this guy was really pushing his luck.

*Ring, ring, ring*

'Another one?' Tsuna thought irritated, a glare locked on his phone. 'What is it now?'

"What are you doing?"

It was a simple text and not really annoying...if it weren't for the fact that the sender had been sending the same text over and over for the past hour.

Tsuna sighed, ignoring the text...again. He really didn't know when it started but he was certain it had to do with him exchanging cellphones with a classmate who asked if he could borrow his phone to text someone.

He never saw the harm in it really and kindly agreed. But he really didn't guess it could caused his small problem.

You see, his classmate's text mate wasn't informed that he was the owner of the cellphone his classmate used to send his message. So the texter sent messages to Tsuna, thinking he was his classmates.

Quickly after receiving the messages, the mafia boss-in-training politely replied that he wasn't his classmate.

He thought the problem was solved but was proven wrong when the sender texted him again... And apparently, the text mate, which Tsuna found out was a boy, didn't want to stop sending texts to him, causing his now big dilemma.

The mafia boss-in-training ignored the text sender but the latter just wouldn't stop. He was annoying and persistence.

He would have tried blocking the latter but that would mean he have to explain his experience to his friends and well, his intuition warned him not to.

It seemed like if he were to tell them about his stalkerish text mate, hell would break loose.

Tsuna didn't know why or how but he wasn't planning to find out. He definitely didn't want his guardians or tutor to know.

Speaking of tutor, Reborn never noticed his reaction to the texts and would be gone for a day due to someone he needed to teach a lesson or two.

'Wait a minute...'

Tsuna stopped his tracks, his intuition going haywire. 'Reborn can't tutor anyone because he still needs to train me and if there's another meaning for teach in the sadistic baby, it's torture... He's torturing someone...and why do I think it's the stalkerish text mate?'

'Can't be,' he shook his head continuously, smiling nervously. 'Reborn doesn't...know it.'

'Wait,' his eyes widened as realization hit him. 'This is Reborn I'm talking about! He knows everything!'

And so Tsuna found himself, trying to find Reborn before he traumatized the text mate even if said text mate was annoying and irritating him.

But he forgot his actions were seen by his oh-so-attentive guardians and caused curiosity to rise.

Yamamoto shared a look with Gokudera. It was a clear day and the three, him, Tsuna and Gokudera had decided to go to the arcade.

But for some reason, his small boss-slash-friend was distracted by his phone and said phone kept on ringing, signaling a new message was received.

The look on his friend didn't made him nor Gokudera feel any better. They thought of positive possibilities but found none. Actually, only Yamamoto tried thinking positive while Gokudera just mentally declared that his boss was being harassed.

And Tsuna's last action made suspicion and worried arisen to the two.

But Reborn's text afterward didn't really made it better. Actually, it made things worse.

Hibari Kyoya was sleeping peacefully when Hibird came with a letter.

"Herbivore! Herbivore! Letter!" Hibird chanted, waking him from his slumber.

Hibari glared slightly while the the bird continued its chant, "Dame-Herbivore! Dame-Herbivore! Letter!"

The perfect stared at the letter and took it, reading the contents.

Afterward, a wicked and bloodthirsty smirk came to his face.

"There's a herbivore that need to be punished."

Ryohei was EXTREMELY jogging around Namimori when he receives a text from Master PaoPao.

"I MUST EXTREMELY JOIN THEM IN BEATING THE CRAP OF THAT PERSON WHO HARASS MY YOUNGER BROTHER!"

"A message?" Chrome looked at her phone which was given by Boss and read the contents of the text.

"Is something wrong, my dear Chrome?" Mukuro who was released from the Vendicare Prison asked, noticing the dark aura emitting from the girl.

"Must...torture..." the quiet girl muttered darkly, glaring at her phone.

A little cautious at the Chrome's changed in character, he carefully peeked at the message which caused the change.

And dramatically changed as well.

"Kufufu~!" Mukuro laughed darkly, his kanji going to fourth. "Someone have a death wish."

"Oi!" Reborn kicked Lambo's face. "Didn't you hear the news?"

"What news?" Lambo glared furiously.

Reborn smirked, "Dame-Tsuna found himself a harasser and stalker."

Silence...

"NO!" Lambo ran passed Reborn quickly. "Lambo-sama will save his servant!"

"You don't even know where the boy is... Oh, he's gone."

Tsuna sighed. It had been hours of trying to find Reborn with no such luck and now, he's returning home exhaustively.

"Oi, Dame-Tsuna!" Reborn greeted with a smirk.

"You!" Tsuna pointed at the baby in shock. "But...I...how?"

"What do you mean "how?" the baby asked casually, slipping a drink.

"I thought you would be back at night?"

"Changed of plans. I decided not to teach someone a lesson."

*Sigh*"That's a relief."

*Hides smirk with his hat*"But I did tell your guardians about your little text mate."

*Gape* "REBORN!"

Me: Well, that's it~! You know what happens next, nee?

Tsuna: How could you to that to a citizen?!

Me: *plays innocent* Do want, Tsu-chan? *looks at the audience* Anyway, as much as I want to go in details, this is K+ so no violence, so I'll leave it to you guys to imagine what happen to the poor guy~!

Tsuna: Black-chan!

Me: What? *looks at Tsuna* It's not my fault your guardians love you and plus, you and the text mate should be thankful I only add the guardians. If it were to be all those who love you, I believe the boy would die...if he survive your two bloodthirsty guardians first, that is.

Tsuna: *cries* I give up! Please just R&R!