Hi all! This is a sequel to my other fic, Five kind of VOIs!

Warning, this fic may/ contain:
-grammatical, spelling errors
-violence, typical Varia-ness, trickery, swearings
-super OOC Xanxus
-poor Squalo

Enjoy!

1

Xanxus, bored after enjoying his five-star steak, butt-attacked Belphagor, shoved the remaining vegetables into the disgusting thunder guardian's nostrils, stomped on a heap of Mammon's cash and bite Lussuria's hair, decides that he should continue on his discovery mission. He can't really afford to let his great wisdom go to waste, can he?

Mm, what should he unveil today? There are just so much new things to find out in the Varia. Like last week, he found out an abandoned secret passage in his room and mentally reminded himself that he doesn't needs to bribe the front guard to sneak out for cosplays anymore (as a Boss, he simply needs to keep his reputation at its best). O hahahaha how he admired himself for his own intelligence.

He spends the next five minutes of precious time snickering to himself. Luckily nobody saw him and he is the only one that's allowed to access the surveillance camera without anyone's approval (which means he can always block others from seeing such a sight or simply wipe clean all evidence.

Back to the point. He thinks harder however, cute ideas isn't coming to him yet. Must because of that stupid shark. He mutters. He hasn't watched an explosion of glass pieces and alcohol against lustrous silver surface once today, that is the main cause of Xanxus, the great explorer and cosplayer and actor and trickster, to lose his ability to come up with something.

Damn that shark trash. Where is he? Must be hiding at a dark corner avoiding Xanxus x-vision. Maybe he can use his brain power to hypnotize his second-in-command (his experiment subject) to summon that cowardly coward out? Upon thinking of that idea, Xanxus once again laughs out in delight for possessing supernatural power other than his flame of Wrath (X-fiamma).

Buahahahahahahahahahaha! Buahahhahahahahhahahaha! He laughs and laughs until he wheezes. No no no no did he just laugh buahahahahahahahahahaha? Maybe he should try something different, something more remarkable (although Xanxus personally favours this kind of laughter very much).

Muahahahahahahahaha!? Or... Duahahahahahahaha? Gahahahahaha? Kuahahahahahahaha? Ahahahahaha? Just hahahahahahaha?

The great, wise Xanxus can't really decides. So he guesses he'll just stick to his trademark hearty laugh for the next laughing scene in the future Manga chapter.

How lame, but, everyone in the Varia too, has less inspiration on position human emotions.

Xanxus himself has never actually heard baby trash laugh. Levi that annoying maggot trash scum only knows how to copy him. Belphagor that prince trash emits shishishi sounds like a bat disregarding occasions. Metal trash (Gola Mosca) is a robot (though Xanxus once heard that stupid trash bubble). Frog trash is worst than a robot. Shark trash... He never laughed, or did he? Xanxus can't recalled how it sounds like. He can only see a voiceless illusion of Squalo grinning widely yelling a welcoming VOOOIIIIIIIII (yep, no. 1) but no laughter no matter how hard he tries to remember. (totally left out Lussuria)

He must find it out. And he will. Want Xanxus want, Xanxus gets in the end, even if it costs the whole world (he will not be responsible for wrecking the Earth, as Xanxus is not known to be a very responsible Boss is he?).

He should create a new space for that piece of information to be obtained.

Mind processing...

...

Done! Xanxus is please of himself for possessing such a nice brain.

Now, how should he make Squalo laugh (force)? Xanxus grins wickedly to himself, rubbing both his palm like your local villain that's about to ass-kick a poor puppy.