This story is written at the request of a Reviewer who wanted a story containing Jacob having to deal with Carlisle and Esme as surrogate parents since he is practically a Cullen. The characters in this story belong to Stephenie Meyer and her wonderful world of the Twilight Saga.

In this story, Bella is still human but has married Edward. There will be no Renesmee in my stories. Sorry!

Special thanks to Cumor for the thoughts and suggestions, and especially for coming up with the perfect title!

Warning: This story will contain disciplinary spanking. If you don't like this, don't leave nasty reviews, just go on to something else.

Chapter 1 - Wipe Your Feet

Jacob:

Since Bella and Edward's marriage, I have been camping out here at the Cullen's a lot. Bella is still my best friend and I come over here most of the time. We still have our differences at times, but I actually have become a Cullen-wolf if you would. Even Edward has no problem with me being here anymore, since he has Bella now and I actually have to agree they do belong together. She is like my sister. That is now how our relationship is.

Since the battle between wolf packs is over since I gave my permission to turn Bella, I still have my little pack of me, Seth and Leah. We all stay around the Cullen's. They have accepted us also. Leah still keeps her distance, but Seth is like me and is practically a member of the Cullen family also.

Even Rosalie and I seem to tolerate each other more. She still can get under my skin at times, but she has come around. She still seems to be more of a stem with thorns than a rose! Stuck up, literally with thorns!

However, it is not all fun and games around here. I even get treated as one of the family. They do cook for me, Leah and Seth. For people who don't eat, they sure can serve up some good meals. Even Leah has come in to eat with us now. She never used to before. I've even been chewed out a few times by Carlisle. He treats me as one of his sons, and he lets me know when I am out of line. Even Esme has called me on the carpet a few times. One of her pet peeves is I put my dirty feet on her furniture. I soiled one couch and it had to be sent out to be cleaned.

One time I back-talked Carlisle and he told me if I ever took that tone with him again, he would take me to his study. Emmett, Jasper and Edward all loved that. They teased and kidded me for days on that. Yeah, just let him try it. What could he do? All he would do was chew me out again. I'm not afraid of him.

While sitting on the couch waiting for Bella to come down, Rosalie came out with one of her snide remarks.

"Hey mutt, what's up? She asked smirking at me as usual.

"Nothing, just like you!" I smarted back to her.

"Such a puppy, would the puppy like a doggie treat? Come on boy, here boy, here boy," she teased.

"Rosalie! That's enough of that," Carlisle said to her coming down the stairs.

"I was just teasing with him, dad," she said to him smirking at me again.

"Tease all you want, you bottle blonde," I gave back to her.

"Jacob, enough!" Carlisle said giving me a disapproving look. "And what were you told about putting your feet on the furniture, young man?"

"Oh, sorry Carlisle," I said putting my feet on the floor. "I didn't even notice I had them up on the couch!"

"Don't let Esme catch you doing that again, or you will be in very hot water, young man!" He warned me.

"What was that?" Esme said walking in the room.

"Go ahead muttly, tell her what you were doing?" Rosalie taunted.

"I ah, forgot again and had my feet on the couch, sorry Esme!" I said.

"Jacob, if you don't stop that, I am sending you to your father's study!" Esme said.

"My father?" I said shocked.

"Well, you're practically family and you are here most of the time, you're like another son to us. You even call us Daddy Vamp and Momma Vamp at times, so it fits!" She said pleased at her explanation.

"Humpf, I never thought of it like that," I said.

"Oh please, I'm not claiming that mangy mutt as my brother or half-breed brother, or whatever he is," Rosalie said irritated.

I jumped up and grabbed her and landed a big sloppy kiss right on her lips. "Such a thing to say to your brother, sister dear!" I said proud of myself for my quick thinking.

"Oh gross! Mom! Dad! Look what that miserable filthy stray did to me, now I have wolf cooties," she said. "I'm going upstairs to gargle with alcohol, peroxide, anything to kill the germs! Yuk! Yuk ! YUK!" She screamed running up to the bathroom.

I just sat there laughing until I looked over at my "vamp parents" who were not looking so pleased. They were both giving me that parental stare that sends shivers down your spine. I didn't like the looks of this. So I thought I better say something quick.

"Okay, I'm sorry. But she called me a mangy mutt! Why didn't you say something to her? She started it!" I pointed out.

"You didn't give us a chance, Jacob," Esme said.

"Jacob, you are welcome here and are welcome to stay as long as you like. However, when you are in this house, you will abide by the same rules that my children abide by. You will respect the other members of this family and you will treat Esme and I as if we were your parents. My house, my rules! Go against my rules or disobey us and you will answer to me or Esme the same as the others. Is that clear young man?" Carlisle asked giving me a stern look.

"Yes, Daddy Vamp. I hear you loud and clear," I said slightly irritated.

"You watch your tone with me, mister, or you and I will be taking a walk to my study," he warned again. "Just so you know, I've talked with your father, Billy, and he has no problem with you being here at my home, but he has given me permission to deal with you if you step out of line, so be warned, my wolf-son."

"So what's the deal with your study? What, will you show me a movie, read a book to me, tell me the origins of the vampires and the vermin Volturri?" I asked.

"Again, watch your tone, or you will find out and not like the consequences," he said giving me a hard stare.

"Okay, okay, I'll watch it and obey the rules. Wouldn't want to see that scary study of yours," I said chuckling.

"No you wouldn't," he said shaking his finger at me.

A few days went by and it was raining outside. Leah, Seth and I were sitting in one of the living rooms talking with Bella, Edward and Jasper. I didn't realize I had mud on my shoe and put it up under my leg. No one saw it. We continued with a casual conversation until Rosalie came in the room with her sassy comments.

"Well, if it isn't the three billy goats gruff, just like the fairy tale," she said smartly.

Leah gave her a snarl and Seth just laughed. I took offence like Leah. "You would know, you have a goatee just like a billy goat, but you shave it to try to hide it!" I said to her. I thought Edward was going to fall off the couch laughing. He couldn't get his breath, he was laughing so hard.

"I DO NOT! You flea-bitten bag of fur! How dare you!" Rosalie said, throwing a pillow at me. I grabbed it and launched it back at her. She caught it and flung it back at me. I stood up to fire it back when she shrieked pointing to the couch that I had just gotten up from.

"Look what you did to mother's couch! You got mud all over it again! Oh good, you're going to get it!" She happily stated. She then called out, "Mother! Come and look what Jacob did to your couch again!"

"Shut up, whisker face!" I said launching the pillow at her. It missed and hit Esme in the face as she and Carlisle came into the room to see what Rosalie was yelling about.

"Oh, sorry momma vamp, I was aiming at big mouth over there," I said embarrassed I hit her. Both she and Carlisle looked at the couch with mud all over the one side. Leah was sitting next to where I was and she jumped up.

"Ugh, Jacob, why didn't you wipe your feet? Look what you did again!" Leah said. (Thanks Leah, rub it in!)

"JACOB! I told you not to put your feet on the couch and you know you should wipe your feet! You are going to clean that up young man," Esme said angrily.

"I'm sorry, momma vamp! I'll clean it up, what should I use to clean it," I asked.

"Oooohhh, someone's in trouble!" Jasper said kiddingly.

"Jacob! You will go with your mother to get the cleaning supplies and clean that couch until she is satisfied, or you will join me in my study," Carlisle said sternly.

"I-I didn't mean it! I didn't know I had mud on my shoes again," I stressed to Carlisle.

"You should have checked before you came in the house. Now go!" Carlisle said, motioning for me to follow Esme.

"Ha ha, you're in trouble and you have to clean the couch from your muddy paws!" Rosalie taunted again.

I snarled my lip at her as I passed and followed Esme out to the garage…

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