A/n: I just came up with this and it will be a trail chapter to see how people like it. If i get enough reviews i will continue. LIKES AREN'T ENOUGH! YOU MUST REVIEW WHAT YOU THINK. I put it in caps because some people don't read the author note. THE AUTHOR NOTE IS HERE TO INFORM YOU!. Anyway enough with my ranting read the story and enjoy!

"Gir! Gir! Where are you? Zim needs you" was heard from the infamous Irken Zim. He was late for school and he need Gir to take him to school. Now this Zim is not the cute little alien we know and love. He has grown up. How? Well he took some blood from Dib and used his DNA to help himself grow and mature like a normal human. However he didn't think it would mess with his features like it did. He grew certain parts that Irkens don't him. That was the only downside Zim found in doing this. Well that and he had strange urges to hold human females. Merging Dibs DNA with his made it possible for him to touch water. However because of this he started smelling once in a while so he had to constantly take things that humans call showers as he puts it. He also changes his disguises since he grew out of his normal cloths. He had to start wearing human cloths. He usually wears a button up red shirt. Not a fancy one just a normal one. He wears a black clip on tie and black jeans. His wig is also different now. He wears a wig that is short and spiked. He also decided to wear different contacts. One day he would be wearing the normal purple ones then another day he might wear blue ones or red ones. Today he found a pair of green ones so he decided to wear them.

"Yes masta!"Gir screamed out running in with a taco in his metal hand. Zim looked at him with the Zim look before giving his demands.

"Gir, I am late for school and need you to take me there quickly" Zim commanded Gir.

Zim had made Gir into a jet pack since he was to tall and heavy to ride on his back anymore. He took off quickly toward school dodging the normal everyday traffic as he went. It only took 2 minutes to get there so Zim quickly made his way inside. He went to his locker and opened it. He put his coat on the hook, and right after, the locker door closed. Zim glared at the culprit. His name is Cristian. He did not like Zim only for the fact Zim took his place on the track team as fastest. Petty reason to hate him but he does anyway.

"Well hello there Zimmy, your late for your daily abuse" Cristian said about ready to him Zim when a small hand came out of nowhere. A small girl that looked like she could be no more then twelve had completely stopped the raging males fist. Upon further inspection of this females body, Zim found that she had large female feeding glands. These are also known to normal humans as breast. Her face looked like a child but her body said otherwise.

"Brother why must you always hold a grudge against someone that beats you in something?" The girl asked and Cristian looked dumbstruck by the question.

"This Neanderthal has a sister like her" Zim thought to himself as he walked away. "She's kind of cute. Wait what am I saying? Humans are suppose to be disgusting creatures. This one isn't though. Actually most females have been making me feel weird inside lately. It's probably from Dibs DNA. His DNA is making me feel things my Irked body isn't use to. Oh well it's just a small downfall from being able to rally fit in.

While in thought Zim didn't even realized he had walked passed his class about six times and the class bell had rang to signal it was time for class. It took the teacher stopping him and bringing him into the room for Zim to realize what was happening. Zim walked to his normal seat in the back where no one was. He soon found that a female occupied the seat next to his at the moment.

"Um what are you doing there" Zim questioned the woman. She looked up to him then her eyes got big.

" um, uh, this is your spot?" the girl said and Zim glared at her. She isn't new here and she clearly knew this was his spot. He wasn't in the mood to be playing around with anyone today so he was blunt with her.

"We both know that this is my spot so what the hell do you want human" He said in an annoyed tone. The girl whimpered in fear before chalking up the courage to say what she wanted to say.

"will you go out with me Zim" The girl said quietly and Zim looked at her in shock and backed up in surprise. "what the- um no your not my type"

"What is your type!" the girl yelled out. "You haven't had one girlfriend the whole time you have been here, and every girl that asks you get the same response, so what is your type Zim seriously, are you maybe, gay" The girl said and Zim glared at her.

"I, Zim, am no where near gay" Zim stated getting really mad from this conversation with a human he did not like.

"Prove it, by the end of the month I want you to have kissed a girl and have a picture of it" the girl said holding out her hand. "If you fail to complete the bet, I will tell everyone you are homosexual." Zim slapped her hand out of his way.

"Fine, if it will get you to go away" Zim stated before sitting down. This was a free period and he just wasted his time talking to this human. He stared out of the window for a few minutes when he caught a glimpse of a green haired female running into the school. He gave his famous questioning look. He finally gave up wondering and continued to zone out. Soon the bell rang and he was off to another class. He was off to science so he zones out for that class since he know all about chemistry. In this class him and Dib are partners. They are friends now that Zim gave up on trying to take over the Earth. Him and Dib made a truce that said that as long as Zim does not try to taking over Earth, Dib will not turn him into the government. Zim sat down and Dib instantly turned toward him with a smirk on his face. Dib changed just as much as Zim had. He was tall and thin. That hair style he had only grew bigger with his head. As for his body, It is of average build from running from bullies. He still wears glasses even though he as contacts. Dibs voice was a little deeper but is still sounded like before

"So, I heard you made a bet with Kay that you will kiss a girl by the end of the month, is it true" Dib asked. Neither of them pay attention to science class, they both ace the tests anyway.

"Heh ,huh? Who's Kay? What bet? Do I have to kiss a human female?" He said and Dib chuckled at his friend's flustered form. Zim couldn't remember anything about last period except for that green haired female running into the school.

"Heh, heh, I knew this would happen. Okay, you and this girl named Kaytlin, who apparently had a crush on you, made a bet about you kissing a human female, any human female, by the end of this month. If you do not she will go around telling everyone that you are homosexual. Now that you have been caught up, tell me how you plan on doing this?" Dib said and Zim's eyes went wide. He finally realized what he did. He wasn't even in his right mind when he did it.

"Damn it! That stupid human girl! What was I thinking? Apparently I wasn't thinking at all because I made such a trivial bet that didn't benefit me at all." Zim thought to himself. "I have to find a girl that is halfway decent here to kiss" He said out loud and it was almost like a fire alarm for women. All of the girls turned around and gave him a look say 'choose me'. Zim slammed his head onto the table. "I'm doomed!"

"Yup pretty much, good luck buddy" Dib chimed in before the next bell rang. He walked off and Zim did so as well, but at a slower pace. He wad not happy. Before he got to his next class, which was history, he was instantly surrounded by woman.

"Hi Zim" one girl said.

"Zim I can help you with your bet" another said.

"No I want to help Zim" said another. There was then a fight that broke out about who was going to help Zim out with his bet. Zim took this time to slip into his class.

"Quite the commotion you have cause young Zim" the teacher said as Zim walked in.

"It's not my fault" was all Zim before walking to his spot in the corner. As he walked there he heard the girls say things like: 'wow look how hot he is'; 'I wonder if he will let be kiss him'; 'He's so cool'. He rolled his eyes and continued walking. He longed for the old days when he was picked on by everyone for being really short and no girl wanted to kiss him. He sat there and ignored the teacher. his Pak was recording everything today because he didn't feel like zoning into the lecture. The bell soon rung and it was lunch time. Zim slowly walked to the lunch room with his hands in his pocket. He soon realized quickly that he had a huge herd following him. He growled in frustration. He got to his table and saw Dib and that girl he saw out the window. He knew it was her because she was the only girl in the whole school with green hair.

"Dib-stink who the hell is this " Zim said to Dib and Dib glared playfully at Zim.

"Don't call my by that, and this is Ariall, she's new here"

"No shit genius" Zim said bluntly before sitting down. This girl seemed familiar to him but he could tell where he has seen her.

"hello so you are the famous Zim all the girls talk about. Eh, your not as cute as they make you out to be" the girl said and was waiting for Zim to get defensive about his looks but he didn't. Instead he just shrugged his shoulders and sat down. "I just said you weren't cute and you shrugged your shoulders, what kind of gay guy are you?" this is where Zim got angry.

"Listen you unappealing, green haired, anerexic, idiotic, human female, I, Zim, am not gay!" Zim yelled before muttering Irken curse words under his breath. The girl's eyes widened then she glared at him.

"How dare you call me a fuckimg bitch" she growled before covering her mouth. It was Dib and Zim's eyes that widened. "um, I mean, um, what language is that"

"You know what language it is clearly Irken" Dib says and her eyes widened once more.

"Y-you know about Irkens? You know Zim is an Irken?" she said and Dib nodded glaring at the girl. She finally let out a sigh of relief. "Okay then I don't have to set Zim aside and talk to him. Listen Zim, the Tallest have decided to unexcile you if you help them take over Earth. You have six Irken days to reply" The girl said then sat back next to Dib like nothing happened. That whole conversation was in Irken. She looked to Dib and was confused by his look of shock. "Dib what's wrong"

"What's wrong? What the fuck do you mean what's wrong? Your trying to get Zim to go back to the people that lied to him, abused him, and made him think he was taking over this planet when it really was just his prison! What is wrong indeed!" Dib flipped out.

"Y-you know Irken as well?" she said in complete shock.

"Of course, when you have an Irken friend your going to learn their language eventually!" He said annoyed. "Dude, Zim, I'm going to the bathroom come with me" Zim got up and rolled his eyes. He already knew what Dib really wanted him to come to the bathroom for. He wasn't going to help the Tallest destroy the only place that he actually felt like he fit in. Even though he disliked the species on this planet, he will protect them. They got to the bathroom and Dib pulled down to pee.

"Listen Dib, I'm not going to take over the Earth with my Tallest and will do what I can to keep them from doing so" Zim said and Dib chuckled.

"I never doubted you Zim, I know you, your a very loyal friend, and when it comes down to it, you're a good guy." Dib stated.