Author's Note: This is my twenty sixth and Christmas special episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History and my 5th collab with Villain84. This episode, Wreck-It Ralph Vs. Jack Frost from Rise Of The Guardians. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.

This was gonna be a team rap battle, but we couldn't find enough writers to help out. Although we had some, we couldn't find enough. Huge apologies to those who did take part.

BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan.

And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Christmas Special!

Wreck-It Ralph...

Vs.

Jack Frost!

Begin!

(Ralph)

Alright, kid, bring it! Show me what you got.
Get your frozen homeless butt out of the icy parking lot.
I don't see why the Man In The Moon would make you a guardian.
You endanger kids with blizzards and ice. You're just a loose cannon.
I'm a real bringer of joy, both my game and film are gold!
I think we both know who's got that oscar in their hold!
Why's a bum like you hanging with all these big name faries?
No one believes in you. Your even less than imaginary.

(Jack)

Wait, YOU'RE Wreck-It Ralph? Oh please tell me that's not true!
You look like you live in a trash-heap. Oh wait, that's right, you do!
You're a coward! You freaked yourself out over Hero's Duty's cyber-netic pests.
You only had hype because of Sonic, Skrillex and about a million other guests!
Abandoning your duty as a villain? That's really going over the boarder.
You also break every single thing you touch? No wonder you're out of order!
Furthermore, you have blocks for hands. Don't need to mention it twice.
Forget trying to play nice, you're slipping on my lyrical black ice!

(Ralph)

I guess it would be black, your ice. After all Pitch duped you twice!
Now let's do a little roleplay. I'll be the cat. Your friends can be the mice!
My film had some quality effort, cameos were not the only highlight.
Your film' popular just 'cause you look like Edward from Twilight.
So throw your best lines! I'll wreck it all as necessary.
You should just go home and make out with the tooth fairy!

(Jack)

Oh sure! Make fun of me for getting every girl and fairy!
Besides, our movie was what made 2012's christmas merry.
You look like Jim Carey if he was dragged through barbed wire.
I may control ice and winter, but all my rhymes & rhythms are fire!
Tell your team to go back to their seats, whilst I'm busy, wreckin' up beats!
So go home to that tramp, what's her name? Venellope Von Schweetz!

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Cast:

Wreck-It Ralph: Villain84

Jack Frost: KJMusical