Shir ; i couldn't help it .. Anyways ENJOY! (especially you kazakage of Suna)
Disclaimer ; No i do not own naruto LOL
Dear My Fucking Jashinist piece of paper ,
I am going to kill someone now.
FUCKING NOW! My Jashin necklace is gone!
Someone in the akatsuki base fucking stole it!
I want to fucking bet it was blondie!(Deidara) or Frankenstein!(Kakazu)
So i shall go to blondie's room first , i swear i am going to fucking slice someone!
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Oh wow. I can't believe he left his diary here ... Let's see ... that Jashinist thinks i stole
his Jashin necklace? Why would i steal his necklace?
Stupid Fool
-Kakazu
... OI FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN , DID YOU STEAL IT?! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION? And how did you find my piece of paper?!
What the hell un?! Since when did you have a diary un?! And i didn't steal your Jashin necklace! I could just make it out of clay if i wanted to un! Don't randomly blame people un!
-by whose my name is not blondie , Deidara.
OI! how the fuck did you people find this piece of paper?! I duct taped it on the damn ceiling! Fuck you guys! Who the fuck stole my Jashin necklace than?! If you guys don't tell me , blood will be fucking shed.
Why do you care about the 'Jashin' necklace ? There is no such god called 'Jashin' .. I am the only god ...
- Signed by , God.
Fuck you leader! Jashin exists! You are NOT god for fucks sake!
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Wow , that stupid jashinist is really desperate to look for his necklace ...
- Sasori
Fuck you pinocchio. If blondie , frankenstein , shitty leader and pinocchio didn't take my jashin necklace than who the fuck did? it wouldn't be paper woman. fish head and weird eyes are out on a mission so they couldn't have taken it ...
The fuck?!
I fucking don't care anymore! I'm gonna fucking search everybodys fucking room!
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I hate you Hidan un. You bursted into my arts studio while i was making another masterpiece un...
- Very Depressed Deidara
What Deidara said. And my name is NOT pinocchio!
- Pissed off Sasori
... I am going to take every single money you have on you ...
-Kakazu whose name is not frakenstein
... Hidan. God does not permit you to invade people's privacy.
-God
I am going to kill someone
- Zetsu
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What the fuck is with the people in this place?! I leave for a fucking 5 minutes and i have all these people here?!
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Oh thank Jashin. I found my Jashin necklace! It was under my pillow all along!
Oh fuck everybodys gonn-
No time to fucking write anymore!
Signed by your awesome Jashinist
Hidan
Awesome our ass.
- Everybody in Akatsuki other than Hidan
Shir ; hey this is actually fun! Anywheres here!
Challenge accepted!