Well, I decided I might as well mess up some nursery rhymes while I'm at it. So here we go! :)

Three Little Kittens

Three little kittens jumping on the bed. One fell off and knocked his head. The other two kittens leapt with joy! Because now the would get all of his toys. Now two little kittens were jumping on the bed. Then one went limp and the other thought he was dead! So the last kitten went into hysteria and was sent to a mental health facility. Where he hopes never to be sent to the room lined with mattresses. The End.