TITLE: HIJIKATA, GOING IN AN ONSEN WITH ANOTHER PERSON WOULD ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THE BOTH OF YOU ARE IN A HONEYMOON EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT.

DISCLAIMER: ALTHOUGH I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS SORACHI-SENSEI, I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS.

One autumn night at the Shinsengumi Headquarters...

"Everybody, listen up! I have here a 3-days and 2-nights All-Expense-Paid pass at a famous Onsen in Kyoto for two. Since I don't know what to do with it, I've decided to just give it as prizes for this small tournament I thought of." Kondou, the Shinsengumi Commander, announced in front of all the Shinsengumi members

"What kind of tournament, Kondou-san? Is it a death match with lots of bloods and cries of agony?" Okita, who was seated beside Kondou's left, asked in his usual monosyllabic tone of speaking. "And where did you get those passes anyways?"

"No, Sougo, nothing of those sorts. It will be a plain peaceful tournament as easy as breathing. As for these passes..." Kondou answered then pause for a few seconds as if contemplating whether to answer Sougo's remaining question. His furrowed brows gives ideas to the squad that he's having a hard time thinking of a good answer... or lie. "...nevermind it. What's important is two among the squad will enjoy all the goods included in the itinerary, right?"

"Maybe Commander got those for him and Otae-san but knowing Otae-san, she probably harshly rejected Commander." One brave (or stupid) member commented in a low voice but the whole room heard it.

"YAMAZAKI! YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED ALREADY!" Kondou shouted which only made all of them assumed that Yamazaki, who was now complaining of how the commander is being unfair, hit a nerve. "Ehem, going back... It will be a thumb-wrestling tournament! You will be divided into two groups: group A & group B. All of you has to draw a paper from this transparent bowl to know which group you will be designated. The champion of each group will be the two lucky guys who will win the passes. Is everything clear?"

"Hai!" Eveyone shouted, getting enthusiastic about this whole fiasco. Well, who wouldn't want a 3 days off especially in an all-expense-paid trip?

"Good. So, who among you have questions?"

"Can I asked to be disqualified as well?" Hijikata, seating beside Kondou's right, asked in an irritated tone. A lit cigarette hanging between his lips. "I have no time for this..."

"Yeah. You should withdraw now, Hijikata-san, since I'm sure no one would want to spend three days off with a boring person like you." An insensitive Okita added.

"Who are you calling boring, you bastard?!" Hijikata snapped. "And it's not like I'll enjoy a three days off with any of you! Especially you, Prince of Planet Sadist!"

"Oh?" A challenged smirk appear on Okita's face which sends shiver down each members' spine. "Let's see..."

"What do you mean 'let's see'?" Hijikata spit, his eyes turns into slits. "It's as if you're sure you'll win..."

"As if? No... I. Will. Win."

"You brat... Tch."

"Enough of that, you two. Now, go pass this bowl after you draw and DON'T OPEN it until I told you to do so. Alright?"

"HAI!"

Hijikata and Okita ended up in different groups. Of course, Okita won like what he said. As for Hijikata, for some unknown known reasons, all his opponents withdraw from the tournament when it came to the point that they'll face him. 'What's the point of playing until now if they'll just end up giving up when they know I'm their next opponent. They should all just commit seppuku, those useless shits. Tch.', he thought. What he did not know was each of his opponent received a devilish warning from Okita just by looking at them with those piercing amber orbs with a promise of torture if they didn't withdraw and let Hijikata win. The Shinsengumi Captain knows that Hijikata will win but it's still better to make sure because Mayo-Otaku is being stubborn as usual.

"Congratulations Toushi and Sougo!" Kondo excitedly said as he handed them their passes. "The itineraries are in there as well so you two should check it out before going to bed. The two of you should pack your things so dismissed!"

"Tch. Why do I have to spend this trip with you?! This sucks!" Hijikata spit out in annoyance. He was on his way towards his quarter while Okita calmly following behind him.

"What are you so pissed about, Hijikata-san? If it'll make you feel better, I promise I won't PURPOSELY pull off antics that will harm you, okay?" Okita compromised monotonously, making it hard to say if he's convincing enough or not.

"Shut up. Oyasumi!" As soon as he reached his quarter, he went in without even sparing a glimpse at Okita. Locking the sliding door just to make sure the younger male can't enter if he plans to.

"I promise you, Hijikata-san... You'll enjoy this trip with me." Okita announced monotonously again which made him sound so undetermined. But his lopsided smile says otherwise. 'You challenged me, Hijikata... I'll show you how enjoyable it is to be with me you'll get addicted... Onsen, huh? I guess it's alright to show some skin..."

SEXY OKITA: ACTIVATED! :D HIJIKATA-SAN, YOU ARE IN FOR MANY SURPRISES. KUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU~

...so, did you guys like it? REVIEW IF YOU MAY. :3

This will be purely HijiOki, btw. Because ONLY HIJIOKI works for me, not the other way around. I wrote this fic because I got really pissed off 'cause there's not enough stories about these two bastards, agree? So here is a plotless(for now!) HijiOki fic which Idk how many chapters will have but I know I have to start somewhere *dreamy*... Anw, the updates might come slow (I'll try to update every Sunday) since I don't know where this plot is going (after a few chapters I've already thought of) so if you have any suggestions, feel free to send them thru review. If I seem to like the suggestion and it brings spark in my yaoi-filled mind, I'll put it in the story. Enough said, SEE YOU NEXT UPDATE. (Let's hope it's soon too.)

PS: Title might be change later on. :]