A/N : This is my first fanfic. I hope you'll like it.
Will contain violence, temporary character deaths, historical reference, brotherhood, friendship and snapped Canada. Probably no yaoi (sorry fangirls).

The first chapters are quite short... This one is more of a prologue.

PS : J'ai traduit ce chapitre en français, si quelqu'un demande je le posterai.

"So, let's talk about economic situation in Spain. I'm sure everyone will agree that a hero will appear and save him from economic troubles. I'll accept no objection"

"I agree with Ameri…"

"Japan ! I've already told it to you thousands of times ! Give your own opinion !"

"I disagree. This idea is completely stupid."

"I disagree with England and America."

"Ey ! We're debating about my economic situation, so let's talk seriously !"

"This doesn't matter since you're all become one with Russia. Da ?"

"No we won't, fatass ! I'm too awesome for that !"

"Call me once again like that and you'll be painfully aware of your status of former nation."

"What are you doing here at the first place, beer bastard !?"

"Same goes for you, Italy's brother."

"Bastardo ! I'll shoot you 'til you're dead !"

"B-big brother, don't be so mean, ve !"

"Shut up ! All of that is your fault anyway !"

"Vee ! Germany ! Japan ! I'm scared !"

"Well, in view of the fact that all the people who disagree are fighting, this problem is resolved."

"¿ Qué ?"

"Now, let's talk about Greece's econo" – Driiiing !

Everybody stopped talking/arguing/fighting/soliloquizing/sulking/ann oying his neighbor.

"Eh, Japan… Is it yours ..?"

The little country flushed with shame.

"I'm trury sorry, I was sure I turned it off…" he said while checking his phone. "Eh ? It isn't mine, it's off, like I said."

"Japan, I'm sure it came from you, aru. And I'm sat next to you, aru."

"Ah, in this instance it may be… my phone for emergencies."

The silent in the room became heavier. Each country had a phone which was always on, in case of declaration of war or terrorist attack.

"Oh… Kuso."

"What happened, aru ? Did North Korea launch a nuclear bomb, aru ?"

"It's worse."

"Worse !?"

"I think I wourd prefer war against Russia than this."

Everybody stared as the little Asian country. Something worse than a war against Russia ? The only time Japan had went so pale was at the tragic end of WW2 that doesn't need to be described. Even Ivan didn't make a comment about Kiku becoming one with him.

"I'm pretty sure you'rr receive the information in a few minutes, but I'rr sum it up. An internationar independent association has been inquiring into us for years. They found prove of our existence. They contacted the media of different countries. Everybody knows who we are now."

Kuso (japanese) : sh*t

A/N : Yeah I finally posted it.
Thanks for Magica1Ninja on Deviantart who checks my grammar.

Edit (28/02/13) : Oh the grammar error. I wrote "seated" instead of "sat". And I notice it only now !?

Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.
This fanfiction is mine.