Pepper rolled out of bed, stretching her sleepy limbs. After a quick shower, she got dressed into a neat pencil skirt and a teal blouse.

"What's on the agenda today, JARVIS?" she asked as she picked out a pair of pumps.

JARVIS began to recite.

"Hide alcohol

Contact board of finance to discuss recent hirings

Wake Tony

Teach Steve how to use an iPod

Wake Tony again

Conference call with National Energy Association

Check on Tony in the lab

Buy Pop-tarts for Thor

Remove Clint from ductwork

Remove iPod from Steve

Remove booze from Tony

Go to 10:00 am meeting

Make grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch

- cheddar for Natasha

- ham for Thor

- cut them like sailboats for Bruce

- don't forget to give Clint his juice

Call Phil about cellist

Email public relations agent to discuss stock options

Watch movies and listen to music from missing decades with Steve

Remove Clint from ducts

Watch teen wolf with Natasha-tell no one

Thor's anger management appointment

Take Loki to little brother support group

Make date with spider man on behalf of the avengers and stand him up

Give dummy an ego boost

Reset JARVIS to not use asgardian. Or curses.

Check chores chart and remind whoever is supposed to make dinner to get on it

Take inventory of liquor cabinet

Calculate Tony's blood alcohol

Supervise whoever is cooking

Set the table

Put plastic cup at Thor's place...just in case.

Extract Clint from archery range

Put away Natasha's guns

Assemble remaining avengers for dinner

-Tell Steve he doesn't need a tie

-Get Bruce to clean chemicals off himself

-Take Clint's bow

-Remove Natasha's weapons. All of them. Check EVERYWHERE. Like really everywhere.

-Clean motor oil off of Tony. No repulsors or computers at the table.

-No mythical hammers either, Thor

Referee movie selection

Oversee dish cleaning

Watch film

Check email

Tuck in Bruce (green tea)

Give Clint protection and wish him good luck getting some...

Have Steve haul Thor into his room

Read Steve a bedtime story

Tell Natasha to give Clint a chance (if she glares like death, he's in. if she glares like hellfire and the plague make Clint a bed on the couch)

Snuggle with Tony

Turn on Loki's nightlight

Ignore Steve's insomnia

Make Bruce not use bright chemicals after ten

Prepare enough late night snacks for Thor

Ignore noise from Clint and Natasha's room."

Pepper sighed, already exhausted from the thought of doing it all in one day. She had JARVIS add one thing:

Get enough sleep to handle this all again tomorrow