Meanwhile back in Forks Bella is having the time of her life pulling the wool over the Cullen's eyes. So far she has insinuated to Jessica that because Edward won't date that he must be in love with a tragic male Gothic figure aka Marcus Volturi. Meanwhile Edward is horrified because in her thoughts is a reasonable facsimile of Marcus who is doing porntastic things with an imaginary Edward. Jasper wants to know what is going on because he can feel how amused Bella is and how horrified Edward is but Eddie boy wouldn't translate what he found in her head for their amusement. Unfortunately for Edward, Alice was able to see what was in Bella head when she made the decision to talk to Edward's sisters about his choice in males and then suddenly changed her mind and made the decision not too talk to them. Confusing female was what Edward thought Bella was and also a pervert.

Fortunately for Alice, Bella Swan would turn out to be the type of girl who would constantly change her mind about doing things which in turn allowed Alice to know everything but also allowed Bella to keep her distance. Looking into the future Alice was able to see while they would actually never talk or be friends but that she would be a source of endless amusement especially in regards to Edward. When he saw that in Alice's mind he just about fainted in humiliation even though he was a vampire. Furthermore, to the amusement of Jasper he could read in Jasper's mind that a tiny bit of Edward was interested in what he was seeing in Bella's mind which in turn caused the cycle of ongoing humiliation and embarrassment to continue unabated especially when Alice said that she would be planning his and Marcus wedding along with the vision of said wedding. Apparently vampires can faint after all, Edward went down on the cafeteria floor with a spectacular crash which made everyone head jerk around. Being a vampire the faint only rebooted him in seconds which meant the last thing he saw in his mind was the first thing that came out of his mouth.

Everyone in the cafeteria saw and heard first hand that perfect Edward Cullen fell over in a faint and arose yelling loudly at his sister that quote, Marcus and I wouldn't like that wedding you are planning for us and we can plan our own damn wedding, Alice. He then realised what he said and quickly ran out the room while everyone was laughing their heads off due to the look on his face when he realised that he had said it loud enough for the whole room to hear. Bella turned to her table mates and said it looks like the boy is out of the closet and getting married. Jessica you shouldn't be worried that he turned you down since it looks like he really likes dick and not you since you have a pussy. But I was right about him being some guys bitch and I wonder what that blokes looks like and I hope I get to go to their wedding because I bet I could get his sister drunk and nail her.

Meanwhile Bella decided to be contrary due to the fact the mind reader had fled and began to plan out aloud so everyone could hear what she was planning. "My elaborate plan to nail Rosalie Hale, first I must get the Cullens to have a slumber party with plenty of alcohol and then get her to lose her inhibitions due to drink but that beautiful girl doesn't actually look like she has any which why drink must be applied to see just what kind of kinks she will use on me. Meanwhile also getting Emmett and Jasper totally trashed out of their minds and then the seduction can begin preferably in front of a video camera. Remember to ask to borrow Jasper's bondage gear because he looks like he is in charge using and procuring bondage and maybe ask him for pointers before using them on Rosalie". You could hear a pin drop in the silent that can from when the laughter at Edward finished and Bella's declaration was heard loud and clear. It was broken by Emmett who began laughing so hard he fell out of his seat and onto the floor. Suddenly it was so funny the whole room roared with laughter when Jasper lost control of his emotions while Rosalie sat like a sphinx and Alice wouldn't stop giggling. What saved everyone from having to explain themselves was the bell. Laughing students flooded the hallways as they rushed to their classrooms. Bella had achieved objective one which was the ability to manipulate and control the information in regards to what the Cullen's would hear and know about her.